I have no idea why I do the things I do sometimes. Right now, I’m wearing a safety mask and wondering if I should draw some cat whiskers on it. Because then I’d be pretty pretty. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go celebrate my weekend by burning my pants and throwing the ashes onto hobos to see if it has any mutagenetic effects on them. Wheeeeeeeee, science!
In Other News: Kratos goes on trial, Dead Space awakens, Tomb Raider grabs a million, South Korea is pissed off with SimCity, a phoenix rises over Assassin’s Creed and Disney kicks 2D animation out of the door.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because you’re going to have to wait 30 minutes for that excuse to load.
God of War: Ascension ‘Trials of the Gods’ co-op time trial mode revealed
Full F-Zero AX arcade game discovered in Gamecube version
Dead Space 3 Awakened DLC confirmed for March 12
Mysterious Assassin’s Creed Rising Phoenix image leaks
Ouya now accepting game submissions for its store
Monster Hunter 3 ultimate 3DS is rather massive
Sam Raimi on what went wrong with the Warcraft movie
Tomb Raider tots up 1 million players in 48 hours
Why South Korean gamers are pissed off about SimCity
How Wind Waker and Red Dead Redemption informed Assassin’s Creed 4 Black Flag
Oh my, how the Pokemon anime has changed
What Makes a Good Social Game?
What’s on at The Movies
Friday Fight Club – Battle of the droids
So who should direct the next James Bond?
Check out more than 20 new images for Olympus Has Fallen
Let it all end in this trailer for The Hangover 3
There is a skirmish of wit in this first trailer for Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing
Magic, Moms, muscles and memories in cinemas today
We Review The Impossible – Far from subtle, but delivers authenticity
Disney turns its CG rendered back on traditional 2D animation for now
Model: Ashley Ann Vickers
Last Updated: March 8, 2013