We’ve sent Darryn off on another globe-trotting mission, where he’ll be bringing you information of a number of cool new games including [redacted], [redacted] and [redacted]. Ahh man, embargoes suck! Anyway, we’ve been sending Darryn lately specifically because he harbours a fear of flying. Yes, we’re proper bastards.
In Other News: Wii U can’t get a break, Battlefield 3’s getting all hacky, Ps Plus gets some of the best games ever made, Pokermanz remade, what EA should do with Star Wars (hint: it’s not “stick it up its arse”)
Here’s the news we didn’t post because..well, we’re still really busy with all those lollipops.
News
Avalance says Wii U devkits collect dust
Valve measures sweat during Left 4 Dead play
DriveClub to be “one of the biggest titles for Sony from a DLC perspective”
ICO, Shadow of the Colossus and Demon’s souls free to EU PS Plus subscribers next month
Battlefield 3 suffering from hack attacks
Stuff
300 pound drunken monster attacks a stormtrooper and ghostbuster
Top ten games that EA should develop with the Star Wars license
151 Pokemon recreated by 151 artists for charity
Casual video games may be cheaper than therapy
3000 people celebrate 10 years of Eve Online
Videos
Resident Evil Revelations – Wii U features trailer
Fuse – Demo trailer
Mechwarrior Online – Misery stalker hero trailer
Hellraid – First Official Teaser
What’s on at The Movies
Guilty Pleasures – Daredevil
These seemingly innocent Spider-Man 2 set pictures may have just given away the ending
Roll for initiative! Warner Bros wants to bring back Dungeons and Dragons
Shane Black delves into pulp fiction with Doc Savage
This first trailer for Ender’s Game is one that the enemy would never expect
RIP Ray Harryhausen
Jackie Chan gets next english language film,a director, a title and a Fan
Model: Kate Hughes
Last Updated: May 8, 2013
Slade Boender
May 8, 2013 at 16:03
Girl next door, nice!
Admiral Chief Achievement
May 8, 2013 at 16:07
Unedited version was better Mr Tim
Admiral Chief Achievement
May 8, 2013 at 16:07
Unedited version was better Mr Tim
Admiral Chief Achievement
May 8, 2013 at 16:07
Unedited version was better Mr Tim
CaptainNemo42
May 8, 2013 at 16:14
ICO, SOTC and Demon’s Souls on PSN+?? Now THAT is an awesome deal! I must admit, I’m kinda glad I already have all three of them, I’m running out of harddrive space.
CaptainNemo42
May 8, 2013 at 16:14
ICO, SOTC and Demon’s Souls on PSN+?? Now THAT is an awesome deal! I must admit, I’m kinda glad I already have all three of them, I’m running out of harddrive space.
CaptainNemo42
May 8, 2013 at 16:14
ICO, SOTC and Demon’s Souls on PSN+?? Now THAT is an awesome deal! I must admit, I’m kinda glad I already have all three of them, I’m running out of harddrive space.
OVG OfflineVideoGamer
May 8, 2013 at 16:15
Goodnight LG 😉
http://i.imgur.com/NL8Z7.gif
LordCaptainAwesomeness
May 8, 2013 at 16:44
he he
OVG OfflineVideoGamer
May 8, 2013 at 16:50
Conjuration first
OVG OfflineVideoGamer
May 8, 2013 at 16:15
Goodnight LG 😉
http://i.imgur.com/NL8Z7.gif
HvR
May 8, 2013 at 16:19
Come on Geoff stop covering for Darren is going to both Justin Bieber concerts isn’t he.
CODDAMIT
May 8, 2013 at 16:21
Good Lord if that’s true I aint evercoming back.
HvR
May 8, 2013 at 16:33
🙂 just had the mental image of Darren kicking a 11 year old girl in the face and giving a 53 year old cougar Belieber a titty twister to to the front.
Illuchne Mancera
May 8, 2013 at 16:38
I’m tempted to down vote you for that one… but then again… have an UP VOTE!
CODDAMIT
May 8, 2013 at 16:21
I bet she never does the dishes.
Rince da Ref Lvl2
May 8, 2013 at 16:25
I wouldn’t ever ask her to 0_o
Illuchne Mancera
May 8, 2013 at 16:32
I hope you’re not implying that she’d know her place and be in the kitchen already @rincethis:disqus
Leon-Ben Lamprecht
May 8, 2013 at 16:25
WTF with the lollipops?
HvR
May 8, 2013 at 16:30
wait for it…..
Estian Jaco Hough
May 8, 2013 at 17:15
Alright penis… where to next?
Matthew Figueira
May 8, 2013 at 17:16
I thought I left my candy addiction behind…. but NO! I OPENED THE LINK AND STARTED WHAT I HAVE YET TO FINISH!
Andre116
May 9, 2013 at 06:12
Ai…mooi meisies wat lelik sit darem. Een van daai plesiertjies in die lewe.