As usual, I’ve been tasked with helping folks learn the mundane. This week: How to get your voting mark off your thumb. It’s quite simple really. All you need is that sexy thumb of yours and a jar of hydrochloric acid. Shove your thumb inside that acid, stifle your screams and voila! No thumb mark! Or thumb.
In Other News: Sherlock Holmes solves an Xbox One mystery, Solid Snake cuts his losses, practice dental surgery on your iPad and don’t expect to see an Outcast anytime soon.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy perving over thumb-selfies.
Dark Souls 2 ships 1.2 million to west in first three weeks
Surgeon Simulator for iPad receives first major update
Outcast reboot fails to reach Kickstarter goal
Learn the skills you’ll need in Sniper Elite 3
Bayonetta 2 and X still on course for 2014 release date
Profits halved at Metal Gear publisher Konami
Sherlock Holmes Crimes and Punishment confirmed for Xbox One
GTA Online the High Life update releases next week
One of Fallout’s fathers returns to the Wasteland
Xbox One is languishing behind PS4 – what can Microsoft do to put the Xbox brand back on top?
20 years after launch, what can Sega’s 32X teach today’s console giants?
The internet reacts to the new Pokémon remakes
What’s on at The Movies
Power to the Rangers – Another re-imagining on the way
Top List Thursdays – Top 20 gloriously cheesy 1980s movie songs Part 1
This new red band trailer for A million ways to die in the west came out of my penis
The spectacular concept art of The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Take a sneak peek at Batman: Assault on Arkham
Seth Rogen talks Preacher – Changing the source material and high quality
This trailer for sci-fi mindbender Coherence is not from this house
This trailer for Tammy is going to need more pies
Model: Georgia Harris
Last Updated: May 8, 2014