As usual, I’ve been tasked with helping folks learn the mundane. This week: How to get your voting mark off your thumb. It’s quite simple really. All you need is that sexy thumb of yours and a jar of hydrochloric acid. Shove your thumb inside that acid, stifle your screams and voila! No thumb mark! Or thumb.
In Other News: Sherlock Holmes solves an Xbox One mystery, Solid Snake cuts his losses, practice dental surgery on your iPad and don’t expect to see an Outcast anytime soon.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy perving over thumb-selfies.
News
Dark Souls 2 ships 1.2 million to west in first three weeks
Surgeon Simulator for iPad receives first major update
Outcast reboot fails to reach Kickstarter goal
Learn the skills you’ll need in Sniper Elite 3
Bayonetta 2 and X still on course for 2014 release date
Profits halved at Metal Gear publisher Konami
Sherlock Holmes Crimes and Punishment confirmed for Xbox One
GTA Online the High Life update releases next week
Stuff
One of Fallout’s fathers returns to the Wasteland
Xbox One is languishing behind PS4 – what can Microsoft do to put the Xbox brand back on top?
20 years after launch, what can Sega’s 32X teach today’s console giants?
The internet reacts to the new Pokémon remakes
Videos
Risen 3 – Titan Lords CG trailer
Drive Club – Release date trailer
Infinite Crisis – Champion profile: Sinestro
What’s on at The Movies
Power to the Rangers – Another re-imagining on the way
Top List Thursdays – Top 20 gloriously cheesy 1980s movie songs Part 1
This new red band trailer for A million ways to die in the west came out of my penis
The spectacular concept art of The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Take a sneak peek at Batman: Assault on Arkham
Seth Rogen talks Preacher – Changing the source material and high quality
This trailer for sci-fi mindbender Coherence is not from this house
This trailer for Tammy is going to need more pies
Model: Georgia Harris
Last Updated: May 8, 2014
Admiral Chief in Space
May 8, 2014 at 16:06
I likes!
FoXTiSiTY
May 8, 2014 at 16:06
oh my goodness….
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 8, 2014 at 16:08
I am confused. First it was Evopoints on Monday. Today there’s no Indie Zoe or HGH. How am I supposed to plan my week if you keep messing with the order of things. WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE?
The D
May 8, 2014 at 16:09
There’s an answer to that! The guys at LW Mag are on a short break i assume, so we’ve got no new HGH lady. That, and yes you are confused.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 8, 2014 at 16:14
I know I’m confused. Don’t tell me what I already know. That just reinforces & deepens the confusion. Confu-ception 🙁
Unavengedavo
May 8, 2014 at 16:19
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-12/enhanced/webdr07/16/15/anigif_enhanced-buzz-26357-1387225843-24.gif
Admiral Chief in Space
May 8, 2014 at 16:30
So Trevor has a small flipper?
Jonah Cash
May 8, 2014 at 16:32
Brilliant!!! Hahahahahahaha
Hammersteyn
May 8, 2014 at 16:32
More like a gimped flipper
Unavengedavo
May 8, 2014 at 16:33
Google clown fish and then look at the gif again
VampyreSquirrel
May 8, 2014 at 16:51
lol! That’s kinda wrong… just kinda though.
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 8, 2014 at 19:03
and a Free Willy.. wait… er *cough*
Unavengedavo
May 8, 2014 at 16:09
They are messing with us to confuse us as part of their master plan to take over the tri-state area… That or they were all to lazy to remember what day it is O_o
Her Highness the Hipster
May 8, 2014 at 16:58
Indie Zoe was moved to after hours this week. Never fear – I won’t abandon you all like that!
Admiral Chief in Space
May 8, 2014 at 17:04
LIES!
Admiral Chief in Space
May 8, 2014 at 16:08
Ek schmaaak daai kurwes!
Hammersteyn
May 8, 2014 at 16:13
There was a dude in the chair but he melted from the hotness.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
May 8, 2014 at 17:27
Do not like that face. It creeps my out 0_0
Gustav Willem Diedericks
May 8, 2014 at 19:59
Oh my, she’s beautiful!