Amy Green

I meant to post some pics of the Cape Town get together yesterday, but well…I forgot. Anyway, while we were eating chilis at rAge, Cape Town’s Lazygamer meet up saw thousands of our readers pitch up. No, that’s a lie. Apparently it was cold, so only five bergies managed to summon enough courage to stop staring at Table Mountain and go say hi to one another.

In Other News: Battlefield says FIRST on Xbox One, BlazBlue has a mystery gift, a guide to Disgaea and too many French people want the PS4.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy fitting an explosive neck collar on our new intern Victor.

News

City of Titans funded, clock starts ticking for urban criminals
River City Ransom Underground funded
State of Decay grows to a million sales, Breakdown DLC planned
Xbox One getsBattlefield 4’s Second Assault DLC first
PS4 reportedly sold out in France until 2014
Ouya developer counts tops 25 000
Wind Waker HD remake was developed in six months
Blazblue Chrona Phantasma limited edition detailed

Stuff

What’s Disgaea? A beginner’s guide to tactical role-playing
In praise of Bulletstorm’s energy whip
You won’t believe that one person created this whole game

Videos

Disney Infinity – Jack Skellington trailer

Dishonoured – GOTY Edition trailer

Spartacus Legends – Tournament trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Silence has fallen – Matt Smith officially wraps up on Doctor Who
Check out these 14 new images and a viral pranking from Carrie
The Jedi will rise in this first teaser trailer for Star Wars: Rebels
Despicable Me 2 arrives on Blu Ray and DVD December 10
We Review Gravity – Alfonso Cuaron leaves us breathless once again
Kim Jee Woon to direct an adaptation of Ed Brubaker’s Coward
Ben Stiller  does things that are noteworthy and mentionable in this new trailer for The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Model: Amy Green

Oh, and here are those photos that Rince gave me. Ignore the odd fluid stains on them and focus more on those sexy T-shirts instead.

CT guys (2)

CT guys (1)

Last Updated: October 8, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 8, 2013 at 16:02

      Also left to right. Just barely… See what I did there?

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      • NecroRince

        October 8, 2013 at 16:14

        I just vomited and shat myself at the same time 0-O

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        • Hammersteyn

          October 8, 2013 at 16:15

          So did I……as I saw the CT guys 😛

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          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:16

            You get back in your box!

          • Hammersteyn

            October 8, 2013 at 16:17

            Is that you and OVG in the last pic?

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:18

            Nope, me and Emperor Trevor!

          • Hammersteyn

            October 8, 2013 at 16:20

            Got a Jay and Silent Bob/Beavis and Butthead thing going on there. Next time I will try to be there 🙂

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:28

            HAHAH! Funnily enough, two in the picture are actually my brothers 😉

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 16:27

            Hitting them back like there is no tomorrow!

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 8, 2013 at 16:29

            Where are the Coffee Tequila shots!?

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:32

            I, I, I… We DID try and send, but I couldn’t find your handle!

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 8, 2013 at 16:37

            That sounded terrible out of context…..

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:42

            I noted that, then thought if I delete it someone would call it, thus making it ‘something’. Walk away man, just walk away *exeunt pursued by a jam bear…

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            October 8, 2013 at 20:24

            Lol. Not helping

  2. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 8, 2013 at 16:02

    VEEEEKTAAAAWR

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    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      October 8, 2013 at 16:03

      VIIIICCCKKKKYYYYY

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    • Hammersteyn

      October 8, 2013 at 16:19

      Say Victor like Chekov

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      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 8, 2013 at 16:20

        HAHA, FINALLY someone gets it!

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        • Hammersteyn

          October 8, 2013 at 16:20

          XD

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  3. Lardus-Resident Perve

    October 8, 2013 at 16:03

    Looks like she wants to do some really nasty stuff with me…and I approve! Some nice cleavage to make up for yesterday!

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    • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

      October 8, 2013 at 16:40

      And that bedpost looks perfect for handcuffs 😀

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      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        October 8, 2013 at 16:45

        No no, handcuffs are for full on BDSM. For normal naughtiness, you use a silk scarf! Who am I kidding – whatever is closest works best! 😛

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        • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

          October 8, 2013 at 16:47

          Ok, I’ll meet you in the middle… Fluffy handcuffs? 😛

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          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 8, 2013 at 16:49

            Yes, yes , N B YES! I think I should actually acquire a set of those…

  4. Downloadable content John

    October 8, 2013 at 16:15

    Dammit! I was meant to be in one of those pics!

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    • Hammersteyn

      October 8, 2013 at 16:15

      I was meant to be in the header.

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      • Downloadable content John

        October 8, 2013 at 16:16

        Aww yea

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    • NecroRince

      October 8, 2013 at 16:16

      Yes you were!

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  5. NecroRince

    October 8, 2013 at 16:15

    There may not have been many of us, here may have been a few drinks,, and there may have been OVG who threatened to do a shot every time a try was scored, which was rather amusing in the first half! HAHAHA

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    • Hammersteyn

      October 8, 2013 at 16:16

      Wish I could have been there.

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      • NecroRince

        October 8, 2013 at 16:17

        Seriously. OVG was hitting the bottle hard the first half. Habana, you beauty.

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        • Hammersteyn

          October 8, 2013 at 16:17

          Best game we ever lost.

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          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:18

            Agreed man 🙁

    • Rock789

      October 8, 2013 at 16:36

      Yup… Bring on the Springbokkies! 🙂 I think next time, shots of Sambucca need to be consumed for all All Black tries too! 😉

      Awesome time that! Had an absolutely great evening. I look forward to the next gathering of the masses.

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      • NecroRince

        October 8, 2013 at 16:40

        It was good hey mate. Who would have thought we would rise through LG respect like a fart in a submarine… I mean, eh?

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        • Rock789

          October 8, 2013 at 16:41

          Here here good sir! Wait a minute – what did you say?! 😉

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 8, 2013 at 16:41

          Amazing no pics of joburg get together…

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          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:45

            Yeah, odd…

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 8, 2013 at 19:25

      And complaining about not having his Springbokkie when Habana scored his 2nd try.

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      • NecroRince

        October 8, 2013 at 19:47

        Haha!

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  6. Umar ZoMg Reiner

    October 8, 2013 at 16:22

    Wish I could’ve make it 🙁

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    • NecroRince

      October 8, 2013 at 16:22

      Damn it bro. Would have been epic. Next time, as I said on twitter, we were thinking of making it like once a month or something (depending on interest).

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      • Downloadable content John

        October 8, 2013 at 16:24

        Sounds like a good idea. Umar and I shall have to attend!

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        • NecroRince

          October 8, 2013 at 16:25

          Cool. The next one we were thinking of happening was at the bottom of a mine shaft in Wellington. We’ll meet you guys there. #promises

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          • Downloadable content John

            October 8, 2013 at 16:26

            I’m a bit afraid of getting the black lung

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:27

            Lol. Nah. I’ll send an email our in a few weeks, test the water and see who is interested. @b80348306eb32d8844c0398d15132a5d:disqus will initially sound excited, but then when he remembers he has all those Edgars magazines to catalogue he’ll find himself busy.

          • Downloadable content John

            October 8, 2013 at 16:29

            Hahaha, It’s showing @guest?
            But Edgars is kaka

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:30

            DISQUS!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 16:30

            Edgars uses disqus? CNA as well?

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 8, 2013 at 17:37

            Lol………………….wat……EVER. Im sorry a million times you damn ogre

  7. TiMsTeR1033

    October 8, 2013 at 16:25

    Who all is in the pic besides you Rince and OVG? who made it?

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    • NecroRince

      October 8, 2013 at 16:26

      In the PC? As in, master race? 0-O

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      • Downloadable content John

        October 8, 2013 at 16:27

        Rince IS the PC

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 8, 2013 at 16:30

          What’s Red and sticky?

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          • Downloadable content John

            October 8, 2013 at 16:31

            The jungle gym at the pre-school I went to

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 16:31

            FAR

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 8, 2013 at 16:31

            Oh so that’s what… Damn crosswords!

      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 8, 2013 at 16:28

        Dude I changed that already

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        • NecroRince

          October 8, 2013 at 16:31

          Hehe, not showing it as changed on mine. Left to Right: OVG, (William, he doesn’t frequent LG as he’s too busy making real money), Rincethis, Rock789, Emperortrevor! 🙂

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          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 19:13

            Is that why OVG has left us? 🙁

          • NecroRince

            October 8, 2013 at 19:45

            Lol, think you misunderstand, sitting next to OVG is William, our younger boet. OVG was around earlier, just hectic busy and I think his manager sits behind him now!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 9, 2013 at 10:38

            🙁 “A man has to do what a man has to do… to put food ON his family” George W Bush

  8. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    October 8, 2013 at 16:28

    BERGIES!

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 8, 2013 at 16:28

      hahahaha

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    • NecroRince

      October 8, 2013 at 16:30

      You know it! 😉

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    • Rock789

      October 8, 2013 at 16:43

      We even had box wine and everyfing… Was lekker! 🙂

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      • NecroRince

        October 8, 2013 at 16:43

        Pass the meths and bread, there’s a good chap…

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        • Rock789

          October 8, 2013 at 16:44

          Fresh out! Down to what I think is diesel and some moth cloth… 😉

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 8, 2013 at 19:23

        Box wine lulz. Very upper class of us, normally we don’t use the box.

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  9. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    October 8, 2013 at 16:31

    Hahahah Cape Town Bergies!! That’s a GTA Online Crew right there! I’m still sorry I couldn’t make it lads. Stupid contract work!!

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    • NecroRince

      October 8, 2013 at 16:32

      Funnily enough 3 of us are in the same crew here 🙂

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      • Downloadable content John

        October 8, 2013 at 16:32

        I will need to source me a LG shirt

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        • NecroRince

          October 8, 2013 at 16:35

          Ask Gavin, sure he can get you one sometime before the Bold and the Beautiful is finally cancelled…

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          • Downloadable content John

            October 8, 2013 at 16:37

            Gavin!!!

        • Rock789

          October 8, 2013 at 16:45

          DITTO! Gavin – any hints as to how we could acquire such a valued item?

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      • Jonah Cash

        October 8, 2013 at 16:36

        What is going on with OVG’s pinkie?????

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        • NecroRince

          October 8, 2013 at 16:38

          We, we don’t discuss that *forgets question.

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          • Jonah Cash

            October 8, 2013 at 16:41

            Hahahahaha!!! You guys need to cross the boerewors gordyn and come up to the Northern Suburbs for one of your meets, would like to meet you all!!

          • Downloadable content John

            October 8, 2013 at 16:41

            Yes, thank you. Much closer

          • Jonah Cash

            October 8, 2013 at 16:43

            You also up north John?

          • Downloadable content John

            October 8, 2013 at 16:43

            I are. Just moved from the great boland

          • Jonah Cash

            October 8, 2013 at 16:44

            Where is your closest BT Games? (See what I did there???)

          • Downloadable content John

            October 8, 2013 at 16:46

            Haha. I’m kind of between Cape Gate and Tygervalley. Closer to Cape Gate

          • Jonah Cash

            October 8, 2013 at 16:47

            Cool Cape Gate is mine!! I can throw a rock onto the Makro’s roof if I give it a good go!!

          • Downloadable content John

            October 8, 2013 at 16:49

            Wait a second….
            I’m lying, (still getting used to where I live since I always go towards TygerV) I’m right by CapeGate. (I keep forgetting about it – I’m not a smart man)

            I think we may live VERY close to each other. Makro is right by me.

          • Jonah Cash

            October 8, 2013 at 16:51

            Yeah but there are two options…. 1 you live in the security complex or 2 you live in Langeberg Ridge….

          • Downloadable content John

            October 8, 2013 at 16:52

            Security complex

          • Jonah Cash

            October 8, 2013 at 16:52

            See I am more a man of the people and live among them…. Hahahaha… Langeberg Ridge!!!

          • Downloadable content John

            October 8, 2013 at 16:53

            Haha. Excellent!
            I so almost got a place there.

          • Jonah Cash

            October 8, 2013 at 16:55

            If you ever randomly see a guy with his LG shirt in Cape Gate stop and say hallo!!

          • Downloadable content John

            October 8, 2013 at 16:56

            I shall!

            Just need to get me a shirt too still, if the great Gavin let’s me know how I can get one.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 17:28

            How’s the Cape Gate BT games? I’ve only been to the centre once, and that was about a few months ago. The missus and I were trying to watch a movie in every cinema in CPT. Yeah… that’s why we never get invited to parties. We’re too strange… 🙁

            Forever alone #SP

          • Downloadable content John

            October 9, 2013 at 07:11

            I quite like the BT at Somerset Mall, but haven’t been there in ages.

          • Jonah Cash

            October 9, 2013 at 08:06

            My daughter is 3 years and 4 months old, I haven’t been to a party or a Cinema in over 3 years….. This children story is a bummer for a social life!!! I like the Cape Gate BT, but it has a pretty quick staff turnover… Feels like I see a new guy there every time I go!! But they know their games and I have seen them tell parents that the game their child wants is too grown up for them, which I think is awesome!!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 17:27

            I like the TygerValley BT games too. Definitely kindred gaming spirits.

          • Mossel back in Rapture

            October 9, 2013 at 07:27

            Yup like I stated above, we might be neigbours… If I listen closely I can hear you typing on your keyboard!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 9, 2013 at 07:49

            I wish I lived In CT!! The sea, the mountain and all you guys!

          • Mossel back in Rapture

            October 9, 2013 at 07:52

            I wont ever leave this place! You should come down to the paradise city!

          • Downloadable content John

            October 9, 2013 at 08:12

            Haha.

            *tries to type softer*

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 17:26

            Jeez you guys are far. The closest BT games to me is Canal Walk, although I go to Table View instead. The guys at Table View BT are a lot more friendlier and more clued up on their games.

          • Mossel back in Rapture

            October 9, 2013 at 07:26

            Holy crap guys, I think we are neighbours!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 17:25

            There’s always Blaauwberg for a meeting on neutral ground – the ol’ Banana is keen for Northern and Southern Subs to meet. We must make the circle bigger bros! 😛 Let the ancient battle between trans-Rondebosch and trans-Parow end today!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 8, 2013 at 19:16

            We resolved that battle years ago between Laserquest Parow & Kenilworth. Northern Suburbs were the BOSS!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 8, 2013 at 19:18

            HAHAHA I remember Laserquest in Parow!!!!

          • Mossel back in Rapture

            October 9, 2013 at 07:25

            OMW Lazerquest in Parow… I basically grew up there! Went like twice every holiday!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 9, 2013 at 07:40

            Members night on Mondays. Specialised games FTW!

          • Mossel back in Rapture

            October 9, 2013 at 07:53

            I remember rocking up there one day only to realise it is now a Fruit and Veg… worst. day. ever.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 9, 2013 at 08:33

            lol. It was a sad day when it closed.

          • Jonah Cash

            October 9, 2013 at 08:12

            I know about Blue Peter in Blaauwberg, was there one evening and can’t remember much… Just that I loved it!!!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 8, 2013 at 19:21

            Excuses! I did it, you just have to get a visa approved a few days before you cross the border.

          • Jonah Cash

            October 9, 2013 at 08:10

            Listen I am as afrikaans as it comes!! Hell I am not even a live long Cape Townian….. Do you really think I will get a Visa??? No chance in hell bud!!!

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          October 8, 2013 at 16:39

          It’s called the Shocker cc @33d7b24b342dc12fe240268c0c603d61:disqus

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        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          October 8, 2013 at 18:57

          That’s how we do it in the Republic of Cape Town! Proper Gentlemen we are!

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    • FoxOneZA

      October 8, 2013 at 18:27

      WikiTakeALeak says Jim Lenoir was the barman that day and not a single soul including COD Dog could get the uniquely undeniable Le Banana Perfume scent.

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      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        October 8, 2013 at 18:58

        The Banana is a lie! 😛 Do you notice the creepy guy in the background taking notes? That’s me… I was undercover as a wannabe Detective Inspector Lazy.

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        • FoxOneZA

          October 9, 2013 at 09:14

          Well played Senor Banana 😛

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  10. Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

    October 8, 2013 at 16:39

    I scream, you scream we all scream because of that blerrie Little Baby Ice Cream video!!!

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    • Downloadable content John

      October 8, 2013 at 16:40

      Ag flip, now I’m thinking of it again!

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      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        October 8, 2013 at 17:29

        mmmm… every scoop leaves you with a pleasure in your mouth!

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  11. FoxOneZA

    October 8, 2013 at 18:28

    Right, so LG has 5 international readers??? 😛

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    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 8, 2013 at 19:00

      Hehehe Republic of Cape Town represent! 😛

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  12. Axon1988

    October 9, 2013 at 08:27

    Some of those Cape Town blokes are missing their chin carpets. What the hell is up with that? We live in Africa for god’s sake.

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