We here at the Lazygamer Party would just like to rubbish some rumours about our members being secretively wasteful of taxpayer money that was used to enrich our lives. If you’ve seen the flash gold rims on my Bugatti Veyron, you’d know that we’re anything but secretive.
In Other News: Nintendo is making another Mario game, Tetris has sold plenty, Pokémon heads to iTunes and the Borderlands arrive in May for your PS Vita.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy promising to give skateboards and alcohol abuse back to Cape Town.
Nintendo confirms development of next Mario game
Dark Souls 2 update 1.03 begins rolling out
Blizzard trademarks Overwatch
Tetris has 425 million mobile sales
Pokémon Black/White music collection hits iTunes
Spelunky and The Wolf Among Us headline Steams midweek sale
PlayStation All Stars gets ultimate balance update
Borderlands 2 bundle hits PS Vita on May 6
Dogs, tanks and more Mercenary Kings animation
Armello is one of the prettiest and most interesting games out this year
Sony’s Anton Mikhailov on Project Morpheus’ launch price and potential as a platform
An Audience With:Tim Schafer–Double Fine’s boss on episodic games, Kickstarter and Brütal Legend 2
What’s on at The Movies
Is Nathan Fillion in Guardians of the Galaxy, plus a new clip debuts
This trailer for The 50 Best Horror Movies You’ve Never Seen needs no introduction
This new red band trailer for Neighbors has a darkness inside of it
The first posters for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is all about the weapons
Midweek Mouth Off – The best superhero costumes
Jon Favreau touches peoples lives and their stomachs in this trailer for Chef
Battlestar Galactica is being rebooted as a movie
Last Updated: April 9, 2014