I have a new goal in life, that will leave a legacy on this planet. And that’s to build my very own Jaeger. Some say I’m mad. Others say that the cardboard endoskeleton and paper mache armour will never support the stress of Earth’s gravity pushing down on it, or a light summer breeze. I say that they can all shut up, because I will build Rugby P-Klap/ Umshini Wam, or die trying. Speaking of which, my Kickstarter to fund my project should be going live right about now.
In Other News: Gratuitous space battles aplenty, Shadow of Mordor wins most of the diciest awards, Sniper Elite shoots some zombies in March and The Witness is going to be bigger than yo momma.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy getting the pickle matrix tuned in properly.
News
Chrono Trigger, Xenosaga composer signs on to Edge of Eternity
Upcoming The Crew patch detailed
Braid creator going into debt to finance The Witness
The makers of Contrast are trading jazz for psychedelic drugs in their next game
After five long years, Portal: Outside Influence nears completion
Sniper Elite’s zombie trilogy arrives on March 6 for PC, PS4 and Xbox One
Shadow of Mordor picks up eight D.I.C.E. awards, but not game of the year
Stuff
Learn about capitalism with Super Mario Bros 2
Rez’s perfect 60 minutes
With censorship this insane, Criminal Girls should have stayed in Japan
Videos
Mortal Kombat X – Next trailer
Tropico 5 – PS4 trailer
Gratuitous Space Battles II – Beta trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Mel Brooks wants to make a SPACEBALLS sequel!
JJ Abrams talks STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS – Lightsabers and old school special effects
We Review Whiplash – Vicious and riviting musical drama
James Gunn has a risky idea for GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2
Monday Box Office Report – Sponge beats Sniper
BAD NEIGHBOURS sequel in development, original cast to return!
Cinophile: FALLING DOWN
Model: Poza Vzglyad
Last Updated: February 9, 2015
So Hard (Umar)
February 9, 2015 at 16:04
Yasunori Mitsuda joins Edge of Eternity?? WOWZZA, I adore his music.
Hammersteyn
February 9, 2015 at 16:04
Mondays……….
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HvR
February 9, 2015 at 16:07
In South Africa you are lucky if it is only a deer pissing upstream in a river. In fact it is lucky if it is only piss in the river.
Hammersteyn
February 9, 2015 at 16:10
At least we don’t get water from the Ganges
Captain JJ the crafter
February 9, 2015 at 16:34
At least there’s still electricity. No wait.
Hammersteyn
February 9, 2015 at 16:06
Dat ION model, Google responds with, Did you mean: ???? ??????
HvR
February 9, 2015 at 16:13
DAH
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Hammersteyn
February 9, 2015 at 16:14
Putin gives it two thumbs up.
Ghost In The Rift
February 9, 2015 at 16:42
1 thing, her face reminds me of Jacob, thinks its them eyes…0_o
Ghost In The Rift
February 9, 2015 at 16:43
Twilight Jacob btw….O_o
Generic ZA
February 9, 2015 at 16:47
The Crew only getting a patch is tantamount to applying a band-aid to a gunshot wound. (Please note this is a totally unbiased opinion and has nothing to do with any buyers remorse I may be experiencing.)
Kensei Seraph
February 9, 2015 at 19:25
If you actually tried to build a proper Jaeger you’d have my support.
Moral support that is.