I have a new goal in life, that will leave a legacy on this planet. And that’s to build my very own Jaeger. Some say I’m mad. Others say that the cardboard endoskeleton and paper mache armour will never support the stress of Earth’s gravity pushing down on it, or a light summer breeze. I say that they can all shut up, because I will build Rugby P-Klap/ Umshini Wam, or die trying. Speaking of which, my Kickstarter to fund my project should be going live right about now.
In Other News: Gratuitous space battles aplenty, Shadow of Mordor wins most of the diciest awards, Sniper Elite shoots some zombies in March and The Witness is going to be bigger than yo momma.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy getting the pickle matrix tuned in properly.
Chrono Trigger, Xenosaga composer signs on to Edge of Eternity
Upcoming The Crew patch detailed
Braid creator going into debt to finance The Witness
The makers of Contrast are trading jazz for psychedelic drugs in their next game
After five long years, Portal: Outside Influence nears completion
Sniper Elite’s zombie trilogy arrives on March 6 for PC, PS4 and Xbox One
Shadow of Mordor picks up eight D.I.C.E. awards, but not game of the year
What’s on at The Movies
Mel Brooks wants to make a SPACEBALLS sequel!
JJ Abrams talks STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS – Lightsabers and old school special effects
We Review Whiplash – Vicious and riviting musical drama
James Gunn has a risky idea for GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2
Monday Box Office Report – Sponge beats Sniper
BAD NEIGHBOURS sequel in development, original cast to return!
Cinophile: FALLING DOWN
Model: Poza Vzglyad
Last Updated: February 9, 2015