In Other News – 09 February 2015

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I have a new goal in life, that will leave a legacy on this planet. And that’s to build my very own Jaeger. Some say I’m mad. Others say that the cardboard endoskeleton and paper mache armour will never support the stress of Earth’s gravity pushing down on it, or a light summer breeze. I say that they can all shut up, because I will build Rugby P-Klap/ Umshini Wam, or die trying. Speaking of which, my Kickstarter to fund my project should be going live right about now.

In Other News: Gratuitous space battles aplenty, Shadow of Mordor wins most of the diciest awards, Sniper Elite shoots some zombies in March and The Witness is going to be bigger than yo momma.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy getting the pickle matrix tuned in properly.

News

Chrono Trigger, Xenosaga composer signs on to Edge of Eternity
Upcoming The Crew patch detailed
Braid creator going into debt to finance The Witness
The makers of Contrast are trading jazz for psychedelic drugs in their next game
After five long years, Portal: Outside Influence nears completion
Sniper Elite’s zombie trilogy arrives on March 6 for PC, PS4 and Xbox One
Shadow of Mordor picks up eight D.I.C.E. awards, but not game of the year

Stuff

Learn about capitalism with Super Mario Bros 2
Rez’s perfect 60 minutes
With censorship this insane, Criminal Girls should have stayed in Japan

Videos

Mortal Kombat X – Next trailer
Tropico 5 – PS4 trailer
Gratuitous Space Battles II – Beta trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Mel Brooks wants to make a SPACEBALLS sequel!
JJ Abrams talks STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS – Lightsabers and old school special effects
We Review Whiplash – Vicious and riviting musical drama
James Gunn has a risky idea for GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2
Monday Box Office Report – Sponge beats Sniper
BAD NEIGHBOURS sequel in development, original cast to return!
Cinophile: FALLING DOWN

Model: Poza Vzglyad

Last Updated: February 9, 2015

Darryn Bonthuys

Word-slinger at Critical Hit. Inventor of the macho Swiss gym chocolate known as Testoblerone. That's...that's about it really.

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