I’m all out of witty intros for this week’s ION. I was going to grab some last week, but my dealer told me to get lost. So I did, and I didn’t make it home till around an hour ago. Anyway, what was I talking about again? WOAH HUMAN CATS IN THE HEADER WHAT IS THIS? When the hell did Simba get those abs and who is he pointing that sword at? I miss this show!
In Other News: Gameloft lays off some staff, Minecraft gets some Fallout loving, Blizzard gets some figures, and Valve might be hiding something in their latest Team Fortress 2 update.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post because we were too busy discussing minions and their resemblance to Geoff (little and yellow… OOOH SICK BURN).
News
Plagiarism Accusations Shake Up Dark Souls Community
Super cute word puzzler Alphabear out today on iOS and Android
A new Dragon Quest is coming to PlayStation, and yes, it looks like Minecraft
Report: Gameloft Laying Off Staff In New York City
Grip is a Rollcage-inspired combat racer
Stuff
Dang, The Fallout Minecraft Mod Is Coming Along Nicely
Uncharted 4 concept artist creates Shenmue print
D&D’s original Players Handbook finally available as a PDF
NECA’s Next Wave Of Blizzard Figures Includes Diablo III’s Tyrael
New Star Wars App Helps You Prank Call Friends, Check Tatooine’s Weather
Videos
Team Fortress 2‘s New Update Might Be The Start Of Something Bigger
What’s on @ The Movies?
Don’t make a sound, it’s the first trailer for GOOSEBUMPS!
CHiPs remake to be R-rated; compared to Lethal Weapon
This trailer for SHARKTOPUS VS. WHALEWOLF proves evolution is dead
This trailer for Showtime’s BILLIONS will have consequences
Top List Thursday – 5 Actors who can play a young Han Solo
Model: ThunderCats
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Last Updated: July 9, 2015
The Sten
July 9, 2015 at 16:02
snarf?
Sageville
July 10, 2015 at 11:09
BURN IT WITH FIRE, THEN DISTRIBUTE TO THE SEA!
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:05
Thundercats MOBA CONFIRMED!
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 9, 2015 at 16:06
…
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:11
Nailed it! I know
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 9, 2015 at 16:12
So THAT is where you went wrong…
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 16:13
Can watch this all day…
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 9, 2015 at 16:14
Challenge accepted?
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 16:15
Sadly no. Apparently I have to work for my money…
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 9, 2015 at 16:16
Drat, foiled again eh?
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 16:17
Ja swear…
hairyknees
July 9, 2015 at 16:11
HOORAY! Wait…
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:11
Surely you’d be pleased?
hairyknees
July 9, 2015 at 16:12
Hey, I love MOBAs, but even I can only stomach so many before I’m like WTF DEVELOPERS MOVE ONTO OTHER GENRES
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:14
I sense good in you. The Darksides hold is slipping
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 9, 2015 at 16:05
So, Geoff likes bananas?
hairyknees
July 9, 2015 at 16:11
Maybe… but he HATES minions 😛
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:12
I like Geoff more every day
hairyknees
July 9, 2015 at 16:12
You should both just get into the sea!
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 16:13
He’s married, you know…
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:15
So’s Zuma yet he keeps getting married
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 16:16
You just used Zuma in a conversation regarding Geoff. If the man had feelings for you, they are all gone now. Sorry.
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:17
Shucks
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 16:17
It’s Schuster!
hairyknees
July 9, 2015 at 16:18
I genuinely lol’d xD
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 9, 2015 at 16:12
You should start calling them Geoffions.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 9, 2015 at 16:14
And add one to every hipster foodie rubbish pic you post.
VampyreSquirrel
July 9, 2015 at 16:17
BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 9, 2015 at 16:18
xD
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 16:12
Cheetara! First sex symbol known to Dutch!
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:17
Into Furries are we?
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 16:17
Only Thunderpussies…
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:25
O_o
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 9, 2015 at 16:17
Detective Steyn on the prowl!
Aaron Lucas
July 9, 2015 at 20:17
I’m not normally, but I’ve always said I would bang Cheetara if she was real. And if I even had a shot, which is unlikely, lol!
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 20:44
XD
Aaron Lucas
July 9, 2015 at 21:28
Let’s face it, if Cheetara were real, she could have her pick of the litter, pun INTENDED!!
Hammersteyn
July 10, 2015 at 08:21
LOOOOOOL! That’s good!
GooseZA
July 9, 2015 at 16:50
Same.
Guava_Eater
July 9, 2015 at 16:18
Errr….. not sure if this is the right forum for this comment or if there was an announcement or something but I just went to the Games news on News24 and got put through to Mweb instead of here, what gives? You can’t pay me to read news from Mweb. They do not come across to me as having much of a real journalistic approach to what they write. I’ve seen too many regurgitated crap stories there.
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 9, 2015 at 16:20
Yes, the partnership between N24 and Lazygamer came to an end, however, you can still bookmark this page and just not read N24!
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 16:21
Which we all know is better for your mental health in the long run.
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:22
IQ as well
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 16:22
Huh WHut?
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:23
Well not all of us it seems 😛
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 16:23
Hee-hee-hee. I need to go. The wife is expecting Boerewors tonight…
Guava_Eater
July 9, 2015 at 16:23
yeah, true. The only reason I stuck around opening N24 was for the Lazygamer stuff at the bottom. When I was feeling gatvol I’d just scroll all the way down and start at the bottom. That was a bit like eating pudding before your veggies though… 🙂
Dutch Matrix
July 9, 2015 at 16:24
IF those veggies are rotten to the core eggplant or something. Seriously, my shrink told me to stay away from News24. Toxic shit right there.
Guava_Eater
July 9, 2015 at 16:28
Well it’s better for me now, pudding all the way!!!
The D
July 9, 2015 at 19:49
You. We like you.
Mossel
July 10, 2015 at 08:01
^This. It’s a win-win really. Better gaming news, no more pathetic N24 articles.
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:22
http://i.imgur.com/gdAqzdU.gif
Hammersteyn
July 9, 2015 at 16:31
You can potentially KO an opponent in Smash bros by using the proper Sho-ryu-ken? Isn’t that a bit OP?
Anon A Mouse
July 9, 2015 at 16:34
To the minion boat!!
Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost
July 9, 2015 at 16:36
Banana.
http://i.imgur.com/FkKyNFM.gif
hairyknees
July 9, 2015 at 16:40
I would pay for that DLC for sure! 😛
Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost
July 9, 2015 at 16:43
Get it on PC.
Someone will mod it in.
Aaron Lucas
July 9, 2015 at 21:43
Shera, where’s the god-damn TEA!! WE HAVE GUESTS!
The D
July 9, 2015 at 19:49
THUNDER!
The D
July 9, 2015 at 19:49
THUNDER!!
The D
July 9, 2015 at 19:49
THUNDER!!!
The D
July 9, 2015 at 19:49
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