Arianna Espen

Crap. Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. It’s Monday. Much Like Garfield, I hate Monday. Unlike Garfield however, I’m not a humourless caricature that lost its value twenty years ago and is solely used to sell merchandise to a jaded audience that I have no idea where this blurb is going. Um…Lasagne?

In Other News: See the Evil Within, FIFA 14 gets a demo, Lily Bergamo meets Suda 51 and GOG says no to penguins.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy removing Grant from reality.


Phantom Breaker Overdrive revealed for PS4
Final Fantasy 14 PS3 players will be able to play PS4 beta for free
FIFA 14 demo hits PS3 and Xbox 360 tomorrow
Phantasy Star Nova announced for Vita
GOG rules out Linux support due to platform disparity
Ryse wants you to name one of its QTE finishers
UK Chart – Rome 2 can’t topple Sait’s Row IV
Lily Bergamo is the newest from Suda 51


Bioware founder plays video games in the Amazon with locals
Five gaming mechanics taken for granted
Your box art is drawn by talented humans
Facts about game consumers that I learned from working in retail


The Evil Within – Gameplay trailer

Battlefield 4 – Weapon customisation

Yakuza Ishin – Playstation 4 trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Cinophile – Warlock
Mandela: Long walk to freedom is a hit at the Toronto Film Festival
Beyond science or religion, Shivers is getting a remake
Monday Box Office Report – It’s a win for Vin
Vin Diesel teases a merging of brands
Paul Giamatti talks about the Rhino in Amazing Spider-Man 2
Marvel wants a female-led superhero film, could it be Katee Sackhoff as Captain Marvel?
Roland Emmerich talks rebooting Stargate and Will Smith’s involvement in the ID4 sequel

Model: Arianna Espen

Last Updated: September 9, 2013

was reviewed on PC

Darryn Bonthuys

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