Wait wait wait – it’s already the first of October? Where did my year go? I had plans, dreams, hopes! Where has all my time gone? Oh right, I played a lot of games and watched far too many series. I guess that makes sense, then. But damn, now I need to start holiday shopping…
In Other News: More Rainbow Six Siege Beta time, PS4 exceeds expectations and Tony Hawk has aged as well as his game.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy taking turns in the community ice bath.
News
Rainbow Six Siege beta extended again
Prison Architect has already earned $19M
New Animal Crossing amiibo are cute as hell
Mirror’s Edge soundtrack composer returns for Catalyst
Stuff
Nvidia rebrands Grid game streaming, adds monthly subscription
New Consumer Rights Act puts gamers in the driving seat
Level-5 forms new company for world domination
“We weren’t expecting this many people would buy a PlayStation 4”
Vidja
Honest Trailers – Avengers: Age of Ultron
TONY HAWK’S PRO SKATER (Honest Game Trailers)
Assassin’s Creed Revelations – An Explosive Evolution
The Movies
Robert Englund doesn’t like remakes, but would make NIGHTMARE sequels
We Review The Martian – Highly Entertaining & Puts The “Science” Back In Science-Fiction!
Top List Thursdays – Top 5 Movies Set On Mars
Drew Goddard reveals studio wants to do CABIN IN THE WOODS 2
Last Updated: October 1, 2015
Grand Admiral Chief
October 1, 2015 at 16:03
So hte ION artiekle wil bee vor al off youse haaving oportoonitie too mispel
Grand Admiral Chief
October 1, 2015 at 16:03
*twtichess*
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:05
Yu startid diss
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:11
he haz a deth wich?
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:14
burn teh wich!
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:15
wich wich is wich?
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:16
if sheez jinjer, burnz her
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:18
wat if teh kerpet dun metch teh dreaps?
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:20
den shez laiur and muss be burnzed
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:21
lel
HairyEwok
October 1, 2015 at 16:28
But whet be do if burnzes doethns twerk? Weh tryh drow to sea if she meltzings?
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:33
if da wich dun bern, den i daut da wich wul multz.
HairyEwok
October 1, 2015 at 16:37
Wich mus beh mead of supra send leg end bluhd or maybuh tigers bluhd if no multzz
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:15
yus hez did
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:36
hez prubobly hoam elreddy.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:37
I is bek, went tu botle stoor vor bier bevoor I go hous
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:41
boez fo da hart
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:42
no, fo de head, poepel not smaart hier by teh woork. Giv me headack
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:43
dats hou yuu lern too tipe like diss!!! Knuu et!
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:13
Y du u hert urshelf su bed?
*twetch* ok it hertz me two.
Generic ZA
October 1, 2015 at 16:14
My head hurts …
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:16
your gowing too haev fun raeding theez in you’re mail tomoro
HairyEwok
October 1, 2015 at 16:38
yur*
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:38
damn strait
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:40
Demm*
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:40
shut
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:40
tull herz
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:39
your tredding on thinn ise budd
HairyEwok
October 1, 2015 at 16:39
tredding on teh ice buth?
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:40
nuuu theer be alienz theer
Generic ZA
October 1, 2015 at 16:34
Now I understand mans preoccupation with the search for intelligent life in the universe, It’s because clearly there ain’t any here. ;P
Grand Admiral Chief
October 2, 2015 at 07:06
I had to get the guys talking, you know, the ones whose spelling I’m always correcting, give them a little breathing room
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 1, 2015 at 16:09
We have an ice bath? Why do we have an ice bath?
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:11
Why didn’t I know we have an ice bath?
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:23
Oi, cool it you lot.
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:28
Don’t be so cold bro… chill out
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:39
Slick
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:42
Like ice in an ice bath
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:44
Wish today was one of those days that I was happy to cross the line. That’s just primed for it.
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:54
Don’t worry, tomorrow is Friday.
Make that FREEDOM (of speech) FRIDAY
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:54
Eish, that’s much more dangerous territory than bad spelling IONs.
HairyEwok
October 1, 2015 at 16:47
Sub Zero: You called?
Brady miaau
October 1, 2015 at 16:56
You cannot stop there.
It has to be “Sub Zero Wins, Fatality!” I still hear that, from like MK2 days
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:43
I can not do it anymore… I lasted 40 minutes… this spelling things incorrectly game is starting to cause my head to hurt more than it was already! Enough!
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:43
XD
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:44
*cant
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:44
*cunt
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:44
There go’s the line xD
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:45
For me, that’s not crossing it. That’s the sad part. XD
VampyreSquirrel
October 1, 2015 at 16:45
Happy now? 😛
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:45
I do this without even trying when I type in Steam chat… its normal for me xD
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:46
Oh god. Don’t message me on Steam please? XD
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:46
Fine! 🙁
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:47
I was joking, nooblet. You can message me whenever you like.
*Adds Yahtzee to ignore list*
Wait what? Me? Oh I’m just browsing the latest specials… *whistles*
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:48
O i wil do it soon, your going to see some ****
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:49
Oh, you’re going to stream your Rocket League match?
*RUNS
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:49
Nope its being put on Youtube. Streaming in SA… HA!
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:50
True dat… 🙁
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:51
Maby with a symmetrical 20 M/bit line that costs R15 000
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:52
Or fibre at 50mbit down, 10mbit up at R2k+. IF you live in the 1% of SA with access to fibre.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:53
I am so poor I cant even look at photos where the 1% live.
Pariah
October 1, 2015 at 16:53
I know dem feels bro.
HairyEwok
October 1, 2015 at 16:53
My dial-up can stream…. stream tears from my eyes.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:54
Its got a funky beat as well xD
Grand Admiral Chief
October 2, 2015 at 07:02
Dude, I just went over it……it nearly broke me!
VampyreSquirrel
October 2, 2015 at 08:24
I’m not surprised… it almost made my brain explode.
HairyEwok
October 1, 2015 at 16:49
The Tony Hawk series seriously did have some wicked cool tunes.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:50
$60 for music… no thanks xD
HairyEwok
October 1, 2015 at 16:51
We all bought the game hoping it will be awesome. At least the music didn’t disappoint.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
October 1, 2015 at 16:52
I am so sorry
Grand Admiral Chief
October 2, 2015 at 07:01
I’ve created a monster with this misspelling thing!!!
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