I’m back baby! It’s good to be home, and so far, I’ve been welcomed back with the usual jibes, insults, arrests and questions about my sexuality. Some things never change! No matter how much my fevered begging falls on the deaf ears of the contrary folks out there.
In Other News: Elysium gets a taste of MATT DAMON, Bayonetta returns for some Anarchy, Rocksteady has confidence and a knife that can cut through anything like buttah!
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy getting loaded on duty-free Toblerones.
Dark Souls 2 gets debut gameplay screens
Did you know that you can actually beat snake?
Project Eternity footage shows off environmental effects
Bayonetta DLC now available for Anarchy Reigns on PSN
Level 5 is making a PS4 game, exploring social network features
Minimum, a free to play shooter from Timegate
Rocksteady is confident in the new studio behind Batman: Arkham Origins
Worms 2 Armageddon now on Android
What’s on at The Movies
It’s Iron Man 3, The Lone Ranger and World War Z in these new TV spots
Jim Carrey is Rick Stanickey
Spaceships, silver suits and stares in these 21 new images for Oblivion
Kung Fu Panda 3 gets a release date and some Breaking Bad stars
Muscles, mutts and Michael Bay in these 23 new images for Pain and Gain
Midweek Mouth Off – The Sequels that you love to hate
We Review GI Joe Retaliation – A disjointed and mostly unsatisfying mess
Matt Damon is hunted to the edge of Earth in this first trailer for Neil Blomkamp’s Elysium
Model: Sarah Vasquez
Last Updated: April 10, 2013