Before we head to the polls, the Lazygamer Party just needs to make one thing clear. Yes, we are corrupt. Yes, we spent taxpayers money on private SHIELD helicarriers. And yes, some of us might have sold your children to zoos as a substitute meat product. But hell, at least we’re honest.
In Other News: Star Wars invades, Playstation 4 sticks it to the man, Watch Dogs is high and def, World of tanks makes too much money and Wasteland 2 might take a while to beat.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being cross-examined.
Duskers ditches the paper prototype to bring survival horror to space
PlayStation 4 is next for stick it to the man!
Layoffs hit Sega Europe following restructure in the US
Players spend more on World of Tanks than other online titles
Watch Dogs targeting 1080p on PS4
Wasteland 2 will take around 50 hours to complete,InXile discusses LA map
Star Wars: The Old Republic invasion update launched
Goat Simulator moved to free update model ‘because it’s nice’
The 10 most bad-ass signature moves in anime
Fans bring Warhammer to life on a battlefield
Why is Square Enix dishonouring the essence of so many series?
Still Playing: Dark Souls II – why the Souls games’ supposed difficulty is a damaging myth
What’s on at The Movies
Top List Thursdays – Top Ten Montages
22 Jump Street will be leaping at you soon enough
Winning is everything in this trailer for Intramural
It’s monkey business in these ten new images from Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
We Review All is Lost – A simple but very effective survival drama
This trailer for The Hornet’s Nest isn’t based on a true story
Model: Charissa Cooper
Last Updated: April 10, 2014