My throat. My poor, poor throat. After being around a baby for several days, I’ve fallen for the Lazygamer curse. Right now, my throat feels like it went ten rounds with Dalton from Road House, currently existing in a state where even a gentle chuckle is enough to make me recoil in pain. I quite literally, have not physically spoken in two days. Which would explain why everyone around is so damn happy.
In Other News: Double up on the Sinister, Ultrasound is what VR needs, Nintendo has a sale on and how to make your favourite games fun and fresh again.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy buying domain names for games that we had made up.
News
Destiny update will let you wear helmets in the tower
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood looks like it might bring back Nazi zombies
Free-to-play Magicka: Wizard Wars will be released on April 28
TwitchCon 2015 tickets go on sale April 10
Nintendo’s 3DS and Wii U spring sale has started
Ultrasound may be the answer to VR’s tactile troubles
A new Age of Empires II HD expansion in 2015
Stuff
Touch Tone exposes the strange landscape of Spook Country
10 ways to make your favourite games feel new again
Tech Analysis: Splatoon
Interstellar cosplay is more awesome than gravity
Videos
ARMA III – Marksmen DLC launch trailer
Project CARS – Renault Sport trailer
Etrian Odyssey 2: The Fafnir Knight – Protagonist trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Reese and Sofia are hunted in this trailer for HOT PURSUIT
Here’s your first look at Jamie Bell’s Thing in FANTASTIC FOUR
You can’t stop evil in this trailer for SINISTER 2
This trailer for the new THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 is exactly what you don’t need
Movies out today: a week of not very much
Here comes DAREDEVIL’s awesome red costume!
Check out the first full look at Vision in AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON
The teaser trailer for TRUE DETECTIVE season 2 is here!
Model: Michaela Isizzu
Last Updated: April 10, 2015
Lardus-Resident Perve
April 10, 2015 at 16:02
Lekker naweek mense en Darryn!
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:10
Header = nope. How about some body on that skeleton, please?
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2015 at 16:13
?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/ISUZU_BODY_ENGINEERING,_(IBE)_Sticker.jpg
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:13
I’d vibe with that if it had something to vibe with.
Ali G
April 10, 2015 at 16:22
Dat’s da well sexist way to natta about dees beetches
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:24
Well, she should be in the kitchen, but not to cook – rather to eat.
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2015 at 16:24
Rofl
Ali G
April 10, 2015 at 16:25
niiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Dutch Matrix
April 10, 2015 at 16:23
This better?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/5a/15/df5a15581fa147a74751f036331d9948.jpg
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:24
Too much on the chest. Some middle ground is good. C cup is just right.
Ali G
April 10, 2015 at 16:28
Dat beetch mingin as hell.
Dutch Matrix
April 10, 2015 at 18:50
Ok look. You can Ali G as much as you like. But please. Let us not refer to girls/women as bitches, beetches or whatever. Let’s appreciate the beauty but be respectfull about it. Think ya can roll wid dat?
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2015 at 16:15
Time to go klap The One Unborn in Bloodborne. F****r kicks like a little girl.
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:15
I’m getting started on BL2 speed runs this weekend. Super amped (pun intended).
Umar
April 10, 2015 at 16:25
Have a great weekend you beautiful people!!! Umar loves all yo asses.
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2015 at 16:26
Thanks you too…..wait what!?
Umar
April 10, 2015 at 16:26
Uhm…..errr….Look a bird! *runs away*
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2015 at 16:27
XD
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2015 at 16:28
http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aB3nOmz_460sa.gif
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:29
That’s just plain awesome.
Umar
April 10, 2015 at 16:30
Yondemasuyo! Love that anime.
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2015 at 16:30
Umar knows all
Umar
April 10, 2015 at 16:30
I know all asses!
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:32
Just. What? Go home dude.
Umar
April 10, 2015 at 16:34
🙁 Don’t chase me away.
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:35
You can return on Monday. Just, this week wasn’t kind to you I think. 😛
Umar
April 10, 2015 at 16:56
Pah. So thats how it is…I’m hurt I tell ya…HURT. You’ll never see me again…maybe…probably.
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 17:09
Yeah, you’ll be back. You love this place. Trolling and all.
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2015 at 16:38
XD
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/09/Nicki-Minaj-Anaconda-GIF.gif
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:40
hahahahahahaha
Umar
April 10, 2015 at 16:56
Looooooooool made my day XD
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:27
My ass has a large one way sign attached. Back off.
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2015 at 16:32
Mine also has a sign. Exhaust
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:33
So when you crap, you get exhausted?
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2015 at 16:34
Well not to boast idly
http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/are3Gw6_460sa_v1.gif
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:34
So you crap out ubisoft games?
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2015 at 16:38
And Gearbox games.
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 16:40
Borderlands is fucking awesome. So is 2. Don’t knock them.
Hammersteyn
April 10, 2015 at 16:41
AC Marines? Actually that would burst out my chest.
Pariah
April 10, 2015 at 17:08
That wasn’t developed in-house. Not much of an excuse for fans, but in terms of actual games – that fuck-up is actually someone else’s.
Ali G
April 10, 2015 at 16:25
If you iz reedin dis on da internetz, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Cape Town… you iz living in a shit hole. Booyakasha! Peace Have a lovely weekend all you wonderful people.
Greylingad
April 10, 2015 at 16:58
Finally!! I understand the last bit… Hehe…