I’ve run out of funny things to say once again, so I’m just going to sit here, eat a sandwich and ignore you guys. Nom nom nom nom…I’m serious! Damn kids, gerroff my front page lawn and click through for the extra news links already! Jumping Jack Flash, what’s a guy got to do to get some quality time with a ham and Tabasco sandwich round these parts!
In Other News: Bullying makes a return, Lucasarts starts firing their lasers once more, take a nostalgic trip into an old Wasteland, Magneto might be an assassin, a mini Gary Oldman and Crash Bandicoot reimagined.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because I was hallucinating strange images after napalming my sammich with too much hot sauce.
Lucasarts is hiring for a new FPS title
Games sales expected to slide for the seventh straight month
Could Bully 2 be in development?
Wasteland 2 will include a copy of the original Wasteland
Starbreeze will never make free to play games
This is how a new Crash Bandicoot game would look on current-gen consoles
Gearbox – Brothers in arms Furious 4 has evolved
Spy vs Spy iOS arrives this Northern summer
Across the Networks
Barry Sonnenfields and Grant Morrison’s Dinosaurs vs Aliens gets a trailer. Sort of
What happened to Amazing Spider-Man’s untold story?
It’s Independence Day 2 as Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich bring the space invaders back
Michael Fassbender pulls a hidden blade for Assassin’s Creed
This second trailer for Lawless is not prepared to lay down
The Wolverine finds its loves, enemies and allies in this casting call round up
This package of Premium Rush images just got delivered
Has Benedict Cumbermatchs’ villainous role in Star Trek 2 been revealed again?
Batman just wouldn’t be complete without a mini-Oldman by his side
Samsung is going to be competing with the Surface later this year
How much would you pay for a zombie apocalypse survival kit?
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Last Updated: July 10, 2012