It feels so lonely inside here. While Zoe, Matty and Geoff are taking all the selfies in ze Fatherland, myself and Al are cranking out work to keep the show running. And listening to Gavin rave about Sharknado. I miss my trio of misfits, so much so that I’ve begun constructing replicas of their faces out of beach balls and tumbleweed. I just wish that the 2.0 version of the staff would talk to me…
In Other News: The Last Of Us remasters the charts, Geralt saves the day, no Amiibo support planned for Hyrule Warriors and the people who played The Crew sure do like to drive.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too buys building a Bowel Disruptor gun.
The Last Of Us Remastered hits number one on the UK charts
Square Enux will definitively let Sleeping Dogs lie on PC too
The Crew beta testers drive over 200 000 000 miles
Live improv saves the day when Witcher 3 SDCC panel goes awry
New Titanfall DLC to be revealed at Gamescom on Wednesday
Rogue Legacy was originall a Metroid style game
Crytek UK had planned to resurrect Timesplitters
No plans for Amiibo support for Hyrule warriors
What’s on at The Movies
Guardians Of The Galaxy Nova concept art revealed
This trailer for Camp X-Ray is a warzone
Veteran Kyle Maclachlan joins Agents of SHIELD
Monday Box Office Report – Cowabunga!
This full trailer for Whiplash will gut you like a pig
You’ll have to wait for dinner as The Green Inferno is delayed
Michael Fassbender talks Assassin’s Creed movie
Model: Jenna Pietersen
Last Updated: August 11, 2014