Hello 2011! Funny story about today’s ION post: Geoff PMed me over Gtalk wailing and gnashing his teeth like a seven year old girl that just watched her pony getting sent to the glue factory. Amidst the shrieks and bouts of hysteria I was able to make out that he was too swamped, couldn’t possibly make it blah blah blah. The ironic thing is that I was also totally swamped at work, but for a fleeting moment my inhuman ability to bite off more than I can chew beat my minute portioning of better judgement. So I put Geoff out of his misery and took today’s ION.
As I did that, however, I too began wailing and gnashing my teeth like a seven year old girl that just watched her pony getting sent to the glue factory. So I did what no other guy in his right mind would do: I asked somebody else to find me a lady to drape herself seductively over the header of today’s ION. Why would any guy willingly fob off such a delightful task? Desperate times, desperate measures people. And to illustrate just how desperate I was, I asked my fiancÃ© to do it.
The conversation went something like this: â€œHey love, Geoff needs me to do today’s ION post so could you please trawl Google Images for a picture of any hot and scantily clad chick to put as the header image?â€
There was momentary stunned silence, but then she asked, â€œIs Geoff the guy who wrote about tea-bagging his wife?â€
â€œYeah, that’s him,â€ I said.
â€œDamn, that was hilarious. I’ll email you what I find!”
Five minutes later I get an email with the above header image and this message: “I choose this girl because I know you like a decent butt and she has probably one of the most fab bums I’ve seen on a girl.”
Man I can’t wait to marry this woman.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy lamenting a dead pony on the back of a glue factory truck.
Look at this
Last Updated: January 11, 2011