Hello 2011! Funny story about today’s ION post: Geoff PMed me over Gtalk wailing and gnashing his teeth like a seven year old girl that just watched her pony getting sent to the glue factory. Amidst the shrieks and bouts of hysteria I was able to make out that he was too swamped, couldn’t possibly make it blah blah blah. The ironic thing is that I was also totally swamped at work, but for a fleeting moment my inhuman ability to bite off more than I can chew beat my minute portioning of better judgement. So I put Geoff out of his misery and took today’s ION.
As I did that, however, I too began wailing and gnashing my teeth like a seven year old girl that just watched her pony getting sent to the glue factory. So I did what no other guy in his right mind would do: I asked somebody else to find me a lady to drape herself seductively over the header of today’s ION. Why would any guy willingly fob off such a delightful task? Desperate times, desperate measures people. And to illustrate just how desperate I was, I asked my fiancé to do it.
The conversation went something like this: “Hey love, Geoff needs me to do today’s ION post so could you please trawl Google Images for a picture of any hot and scantily clad chick to put as the header image?â€
There was momentary stunned silence, but then she asked, “Is Geoff the guy who wrote about tea-bagging his wife?â€
“Yeah, that’s him,†I said.
“Damn, that was hilarious. I’ll email you what I find!”
Five minutes later I get an email with the above header image and this message: “I choose this girl because I know you like a decent butt and she has probably one of the most fab bums I’ve seen on a girl.”
Man I can’t wait to marry this woman.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy lamenting a dead pony on the back of a glue factory truck.
News
The 3DS will not be banned in China
Dead Space 2 scores 9/10 in OXM UK
Trademark reveals new Falout: New Vegas DLC?
Watch this
Behind the scenes of Skyrim
Zelda 3DS Trailer (shakycam)
Very impressive Zelda cosplay
Look at this
Read this
Making of Day of The Tentacle
Game narrative review: The Secret of Monkey Island
PS3 2011 Preview: 20 Exclusive Games
Last Updated: January 11, 2011
Nick de Bruyne
January 11, 2011 at 16:48
Mik, your lady has a great eye for hot bettys. They actually make great ION hunters, as my wife constantly helps me pick out the lovely ladies that go up on my posts.
Thanks for handling the ION though guys, I apologize for being sick and dying and I will be back to boob-googling in no time at all
Gavin Mannion
January 11, 2011 at 17:53
apology not accepted… next time bring beer first then apologise
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
January 11, 2011 at 21:42
Somebody say beer?
Miklós Szecsei
January 11, 2011 at 19:43
Yeah, beer first! But you’ll have to courier mine to me. That or just add it to the list of beers that Geoff owes me already. 🙂
Gavin Mannion
January 11, 2011 at 17:55
Lazygamer – Strengthening relationships and saving the world one sexy butt at a time
Maxiviper
January 11, 2011 at 21:17
All you need now is Geoff to comment to complete this holy comment matrimony of the lazygamer staff.
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
January 11, 2011 at 21:42
You rang? 😛
Gavin Mannion
January 12, 2011 at 09:43
Yeah I don’t think I have seen us all in one article before… must have something to do with the butt….
Flameboy
January 11, 2011 at 23:15
So who is the lovely butt?
Miklós Szecsei
January 12, 2011 at 13:06
Miranda Kerr… apparently.
Flameboy
January 12, 2011 at 13:37
Thanks. Google is my friend.
Kervyn Cloete
January 12, 2011 at 09:20
All I got from that post, was that Mik’s fiancée is turned on by teabagging.