I’m not here. This is all an illusion. I’m actually evolving, and this isn’t even my final form! But at least this new form of mine will have nicer nails and other grooming. I love outsourcing my beauty care. If only I could outsource the rest of it.
In Other News: Australia classifying online games, PS4 reaches China at last, and Pokemon is actually terrifying.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy marveling at Darryn’s rapid hair growth.
Australia to trial new, free classification system for online games
Sid Meier on how Starships was designed to encourage players to channel their inner admiral
Logitech’s new mouse aims to satisfy the demands of pro MOBA and FPS players
Dragon Age: Inquisition free trial available on Xbox One this week
PS4 and Vita hit China March 20
The Order: 1886 Honest Trailer
Project BluStreak Teaser Trailer (Cliff Bleszinski)
The Horrifying Dark Side of the Pokemon Universe
Model: New super-thin Macbook
Last Updated: March 11, 2015