I think I need a holiday. I’m so tired and everyone in the Lazygamer office is so grumpy, but that could be because we are all channeling our inner Gavin for the month. That would also explain the horrible typos we’ve been inflicting upon Geoff. Either way, I’ve decided it’s time to go bury my toes in some sand, even if it’s that dodgy stuff at the local playground.
In Other News: Konami ditches old PES servers, H1Z1 battle royale goes Twitch, too many amazing videos and the problem of putting on pants is finally solved.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because there, their and they’re.
News
Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord’s latest dev update shows too many things to count
Konami Shutting Down Online Servers For PES 2014
Evolve Update Adds New Trapper Character and Arena Mode Map
Want more Rock Band 4 songs? Pre-order on PSN with PS Plus
Stuff
H1Z1 Battle Royale invitational confirmed for TwitchCon
How Players Evolved The Crew and Inspired Its Wild Run
EA Access could offer Xbox 360 games next, thanks to backwards compatibility
Researchers solve an age-old problem: How do you animate humans putting on trousers?
Vidja
Sun, Sea and Scanned: A Flip-Flop Family Holiday by Club Med
7 Awesome Clues Hiding In The Background Of Video Games
The ABC of Sex Education for Trainables (1975) (NSFW)
Honest Trailers – 8 Mile
The Walking Dead: No Man’s Land – First gameplay trailer
The Movies
New PRISON BREAK event series confirmed; first details emerge
Rumour: Fox considering swapping FANTASTIC FOUR 2 with DEADPOOL sequel in 2017
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: Your favourite movie fight scene
CONSTANTINE will conjure up one more appearance on ARROW
This new trailer for JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS isn’t even at least a little bit outrageous
Catch a free screening of PUNK IN AFRICA this evening in Jburg
Last Updated: August 12, 2015
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 12, 2015 at 16:03
But I thought this is Woman’s Month, not Gavin’s Month?
In other news: Larian is launching a new Kickstarter for D:OS 2 in a couple of weeks. YAY!
Dutch Matrix
August 12, 2015 at 16:14
But we all know Gavin is a girl!
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2015 at 16:16
You have him mixed with Darryn O_o
Dutch Matrix
August 12, 2015 at 16:18
Gavin and Darryn mixing??? http://rs6.pbsrc.com/albums/y229/tinkerbell_kitty_cat/wgsx6q.gif~c200
Pariah
August 12, 2015 at 16:19
“Try again you little girl”
LOOOOOL!
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2015 at 16:24
XD
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2015 at 16:12
This has to be the first time that an ION article doesn’t mention a single game I’ve played or plan on buying. O_o
*Not counting the “7 Awesome Clues Hiding In The Background Of Video Games” video
Generic ZA
August 12, 2015 at 16:21
Raises eyebrow, and the problem of putting on pants is finally solved … call me intrigued
Admiral Chief on the mend
August 12, 2015 at 16:23
So spelling has become an issue once again.
*sighs*
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2015 at 16:24
AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Dutch Matrix
August 12, 2015 at 16:24
Did you just come?
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2015 at 16:25
Saw a ghost, it’s ectoplasm I swear
Admiral Chief on the mend
August 12, 2015 at 16:25
xD
Admiral Chief on the mend
August 12, 2015 at 16:24
So, should I post the scar pic?
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2015 at 16:26
Pffffft That’s not really a scar girly man 😛
Admiral Chief on the mend
August 12, 2015 at 16:38
Uhuh, more like a butcher’s mark
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2015 at 16:48
XD
Hammersteyn
August 12, 2015 at 16:26
I dunno, I’ve seen things but other people maybe not so much.
Admiral Chief on the mend
August 12, 2015 at 16:38
ENGLISH SERGEANT ENGLISH
Brady miaau
August 13, 2015 at 08:15
Well, you did post your ass spasm once. That was, I think I speak for all, enough. Thank you.
Admiral Chief on the mend
August 13, 2015 at 12:05
Ass spasm?
Brady miaau
August 13, 2015 at 13:55
http://www.lazygamer.net/pc-gaming/hands-on-with-civilization-beyond-earth/
there. With pic. Damn my good memory
Admiral Chief on the mend
August 13, 2015 at 16:00
I’m glad my ASS had such an EFFECT on you
:p
Dutch Matrix
August 12, 2015 at 16:24
Yu haf no ideeaa
Pariah
August 12, 2015 at 17:04
way yuo complayn?
Skoobaz
August 12, 2015 at 16:42
So please do share. What’s the point of registering on the site? I’ve always commented via disqus.
Lardus-For the Emperor!
August 12, 2015 at 18:45
I saw that too, and I am also quite curious…
Her Highness the Hipster
August 13, 2015 at 07:21
Comments are still through Disqus. Registering gives access to community pages where people can swap games, talk about random sales, organize play nights with each other or do other community things.
Lardus-For the Emperor!
August 13, 2015 at 08:56
Thank you very much Your Highness!
Lardus-For the Emperor!
August 12, 2015 at 18:44
After 3 months of vacation and now 7 days back at work, I need a break as well…
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 12, 2015 at 18:56
For me? You shouldn’t have!
That’s the way it normally works haha.
Lardus-For the Emperor!
August 12, 2015 at 22:13
Lol no not you, you Xenos filth! The God Emperor of the Imperium of Man! He is having a bad hair millennium…
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