Man, what a terrible weekend. I don’t often fall victim to illnesses, but having coughing children around me is like putting Krypplenite around the neck of Handi-Man: Massively depowering. While it was awesome to spend a weekend watching Daredevil, it wasn’t awesome to cough up a kaleidoscope of phlegm and have a throat feel like it had pissed off Mike Tyson. Still, I’m sort of better now. Which I hope will be enough to get Geoff to take his corpse cart with him and stop asking me to “bring out yer dead”.
In Other News: Marvel Heroes devils to kill a dare, Phantom Dust may not have been up to snuff, get on the Iron Throne for free and why Super Mario 64 is just so super.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy using my new gravelly voice to sell the smooth taste of cancer. I mean cigarettes.
New Daredevil costume added to Marvel Heroes
Mars: War Logs studio reveals The Technomancer
Phantom Dust reboot pulled from devs over inability to meet Microsoft’s expectations – report
Bandai Namco officially announces Project X Zone 2
Farming Simulator 2015 shows multiplayer agriculture in console trailer
Gabe Newell will appear as an enemy in Powerhoof games
Telltale’s Game of Thrones first episode is currently free on Android
Rockstar games discounted at Humble Store
What’s on at The Movies
Sony revives Stephen King’s THE DARK TOWER
This new trailer for the SCREAM series lets the blood bath commence
Monday Box Office Report – The magnificently Furious 7 stay on top
Donnie Yen is kicking all kinds of ass in KUNG FU KILLER
Get rich and have fun with the Rock in this trailer for BALLERS
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON first reactions: “Joss [Whedon] did the impossible again!”
It’s official: New Spider-Man will be a teenage Peter Parker; no retelling of his origin story
Model: Audrey Aleen
Last Updated: April 13, 2015