It’s another HAWT day in Africa. The sun is shining, my face is melting and I think my cat just exploded. Strangely enough, I love hot days like this as its the perfect excuse for me to not wear pants. Not that I need an excuse, mind you.
In Other News: Link steps up to bat, Rain World looks at consoles, prepare to boomshakalaka once again and the story of how LucasArts fell.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy bastardising game franchises.
News
Ikaruga releases on Steam February 18
Xbox One media remote leaks online
EA Sports is gauging interest in a new NBA Jam game
Nintendo Direct broadcast set for Thursday
Rain World devs looking at consoles
Blade Kitten to get long lost episode 2 DLC on Steam
Star Crawlers is a Sci-Fi RPG and dungeon crawler
Link steps up to bat in new Smash Bros screenshots
Stuff
Maybe a Pokemon MMO wouldn’t be as cool as we think
Fall of the Empire: How inner turmoil brought down LucasArts
The heartening story of Blek, the iOS game that cut through App Store cynicism with pure creativity
The future of warfare is giant robots
Videos
South Park: The Stick of Truth – Behind the scenes with Matt and Trey
Titanfall – Loadout walkthrough
Infamous: Second Son – Karmic interview
What’s on at The Movies
Top List Thursdays – Top five actors who almost got chosen for Doctor Who
There’s no mercy at the top of the food chain in season 2 of House of cards
Elizabeth Olsen talks Avengers: Age of Ultron
Hit the road in this teaser trailer for Tammy
Model: Kristin Van Dijk
Last Updated: February 13, 2014
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 16:02
Exploding cat???
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:03
so much for purrsday…
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 16:04
Does that make it a hot pu$$y?
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:06
Only for Darryn?
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 16:08
One more thing he will never have?
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:10
Lol! I shut up now.
The D
February 13, 2014 at 16:44
You guys are blerry mean, sniff.
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:52
@Admiral_Chief:disqus started it… I just went with the flow…
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 14, 2014 at 08:27
Sorry, I forgot about YOUR version of this:
” Because he can’t take it. Because he’s not a hero. He’s a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.”
Alien Emperor Trevor
February 13, 2014 at 16:07
You had to ask 🙁
Brian Murphy
February 13, 2014 at 18:00
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 16:02
Once again the Homegrown Hottie does not disappoint
Hammersteyn
February 13, 2014 at 16:06
lungs O_o
SheHulkNigri
February 13, 2014 at 16:14
Mass Effect?
Hammersteyn
February 13, 2014 at 16:15
Gravity is pulling my eyes.
SheHulkNigri
February 13, 2014 at 16:23
According to the article, those are natural gravity pools right there… So much win I tell you!!!
RTrece6415
February 14, 2014 at 08:39
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Hammersteyn
February 14, 2014 at 08:53
Fuck off!
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:04
ION has nice body, but I dunno about her face… might just be me.
Awesome job on bastardising game franchises guys!
RinceandLeSIGH
February 13, 2014 at 16:07
Yeah. That has got to be one of my favourite pieces they did. Also managed to get about 80% of who did the shop work correct 🙂
Admiral Chief in Vegas
February 13, 2014 at 16:06
So I read she jams XBox, so thats a no for me then 😛
Hammersteyn
February 13, 2014 at 16:07
Blondes eh? *Runs*
Hammersteyn
February 13, 2014 at 16:07
I lolled at the Pokemon MMO link. Never thought of microtransactions in a Pokemon game.
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:11
Your Charmander sucks, but if you pay us $5 now, you can evolve it to Charizard with better stats! (click here to pay now!)
Unavengedavo
February 13, 2014 at 16:42
Your Charmander sucks, but if you pay us $5 now, it will swallow O_o
VampyreSquirrel
February 13, 2014 at 16:44
All the teenage boys go “MOOOOOM, What’s your credit card details?”
SheHulkNigri
February 13, 2014 at 16:11
Hmmm no definitely hot… Nice one Mr B!
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 13, 2014 at 16:13
Seems like quite a fun young lady we have for the ION today. And very VERY beautiful in my always humble opinion!
Hammersteyn
February 13, 2014 at 16:15
Proudly SA
SheHulkNigri
February 13, 2014 at 16:22
She is quite gorgeous, and I love that she has some flesh on those bones… Nice to see a girl that is not aiming for the title of Miss Skeleton 2014
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 13, 2014 at 16:24
That is EXACTLY my sentiments!
Willem Swanepoel
February 14, 2014 at 06:50
I still cannot get over this one…
http://www.lazygamer.net/other-news/in-other-news-07-february-2014/
need some cushion for the pushin..
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 14, 2014 at 08:57
Oh yes – made my morning! No my mind is running away with me again!
Hammersteyn
February 13, 2014 at 16:28
LOL
Kristin Van Dijk
July 29, 2014 at 16:41
First time iv seen this lol