You don’t look so bad. As a dangerously unqualified physician who was barred from several hospitals and arrested for impersonating a doctor so that I could get some free EEEAAAAGLE rides, I’d recommend a massive dose of Friday. STAT! Take one of those and call me in the morning.
In Other News: From Monaco to Armada, Titanfall has a few cheaters, watch a guy test a game and your shovel has been delayed.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being fashion designers.
News
Watch Inafune playtest dashing in Mighty No 9
Super Smash Bros Melee returns to EVO 2014
Shovel Knight not arriving in March, delayed for a few weeks
Armada is Monaco dev’s new game
Titanfall already has aimbot cheaters
Forza Deep South concept art spotted
Infamous Second Son dev says making games is a bit like parenting
Cyberpunk 2077 unaffected by Witcher 3 delay
Stuff
Twenty iOS games to play today
Dreaming of giant transforming fighter planes
How clones, fear, sanitisation and free-to-play soured Apple’s iOS gaming revolution
Nintendo characters show you what’s cool about the Wii U
Videos
Space Hulk – Space Wolves trailer
One Piece Unlimited: World Red – Debut trailer
Everquest Next – March 2014 franchise updates
What’s on at The Movies
Arnie is going to destroy you in this red band trailer for Sabotage
Genddy Tartakovsky to direct Can you imagine and Hotel Transylvania 2
Top List Thursdays – Five great films that almost killed the actors in it
We Review Dallas Buyers Club – Witness the McConnaissance
This red band trailer for The Grand Budapest Hotel is dynamite in the sack
Nailed it – Here’s your first look at Constantine
Four actors shortlisted to play Doctor Doom in Fantastic Four
Model: Nicole Ann Halvey
Last Updated: March 13, 2014
Admiral Chief of comments
March 13, 2014 at 16:01
…but where is the rest???
ToshZA
March 13, 2014 at 16:08
Hence the name, Halvey.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 13, 2014 at 16:02
Also, AIMBOT IS FOR TEH NOOOOOOOOOBS
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2014 at 16:13
You would think the auto pistol would be enough.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 13, 2014 at 16:15
indeed
Mossel
March 14, 2014 at 07:38
I mean what’s next? Clever running? Just hold “w” and “left mouse button” in and watch as all the noobs die around you!
Hammersteyn
March 14, 2014 at 08:03
Really don’t know. But I might actually check this game out one day. Or one of the 10 sequels that will inevitably follow. I can’t find a single critic bad mouthing this game.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 13, 2014 at 16:03
Y U NO SMILE??
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2014 at 16:17
She reminds me of a cat on a couch. Looks like she might pounce soon.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 13, 2014 at 16:19
I thought she looks a bit embarrassed. Like she’s farted & hoping no one will notice.
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2014 at 16:20
Hahaha
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 13, 2014 at 16:06
One bagger again O_o
Ottokie
March 13, 2014 at 16:10
Aim Bot IRL (Freddie Wong Style) 😛
Anon A Mouse
March 13, 2014 at 16:16
Dem eyes…
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2014 at 16:17
Pretty girl is pretty. Very pretty.
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2014 at 16:27
Space hulk looks like a rather silly game.
Johan du Preez
March 14, 2014 at 10:36
Its a remake of a 90’s game its actually really fun and very tactical well the original was didnt try this one yet