I’m back baby! After yet another trip to the East Coast, I think I’m done with the travelling for this year. That, and I have thoughts brewing in my head after being subjected to 23 hours of non-stop child-screaming and snoring that would make Hannibal Lector queasy. Ah, it’s good to be back where an angry sociopath like myself can find a meaningful role in life!
In Other News: Rayman Legends gets ready to next-gen it up, Ouya gets a facelift, Soul Calibur has some new fighters and Sentris is the puzzle game worth holding you Zippo lighter up in the air for.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy getting Zoe a movie deal for her books.
News
Soul Calibur Lost Swords gets three new characters, tons of screens
New Metal Gear Solid 5 trailer and announcement due on Friday
Injustice dev willing to give up 8 years out of love for PS4
Rayman Legends goes next-gen in February
Scale reaches its funding goal with days to spare
War Thunder supports keyboard, mouse and flight sticks on PS4
Bandfuse: Rock Legends tracklist revealed
Ouya user interface getting facelift this month
Stuff
A reminder not to feed the internet trolls
The making of Towerfall
Say goodbye to the Xbox 360 era by blowing one up with C4
A sound pitch: Audio puzzler Sentris threatens to unleash your inner musician
Videos
Bandfuse: Rock Legends – Slash trailer
DuckTales Remastered – Duckstep trailer
Knack – Co-Op trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Think about who you are in this new TV spot for American Hustle
Viva La France! Rupert Sanders to direct a Napoleon biopic
Daredevil and Jessica Jones get some marvellous writers for their Netflix shows
The second trailer for The Day of the Doctor has arrived!
Mid Week Mouth Off – The end of the action hero?
We Review Captain Phillips – A tesnely crafted and stupendously acted true story thriller
Guillermo Del Toro talks Justice League Dark
Model: Vanessa Tiffany
Last Updated: November 13, 2013
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 13, 2013 at 16:01
Does she really need the surf board to float? Thanks Darryn, we missed having proper ION images!
oVg
November 13, 2013 at 16:24
Thank fuck
Admiral Chief Wang
November 13, 2013 at 16:01
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a75EVrz_460sa.gif
Kensei Seraph
November 13, 2013 at 16:09
That is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen.
Disclaimer: I have not watched any of the IceCreamMan’s videos.
Admiral Chief Wang
November 13, 2013 at 16:10
That certainly tops it ICM is just….nasty
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 13, 2013 at 16:10
I’m not that bad :O
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:11
What?
Vampyre Squirrel
November 13, 2013 at 16:11
You sure about that?
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:16
YES YOU ARE!!!
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:18
Yes YOU ARE!
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 13, 2013 at 16:54
I need to live up to my avatar 😛
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:19
You make things interesting.
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 13, 2013 at 16:21
I like keeping people on their toes 😛
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:22
You keep me nervous
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:24
Scared is a better word. He rules by fear.
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 13, 2013 at 16:24
Well, I tried being nice once and you guys said no…
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:25
Try try and try again… one day you will be a a real person.
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:26
No. I said OI! And THEN No. Damn you and your ice cream magic
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 13, 2013 at 16:32
So does that mean I can give it a try then? Make up for my wicked ways?
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:33
Uh uh. I am NOT falling into your traps!
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:34
You been mean to me! you bastard! hahahaha *trap opened*
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 13, 2013 at 16:41
I apologize, but I can’t help it if you make it so easy 😛
I grew up in a household where you had to think very carefully about what you *said and always have at least two comebacks lined up
EDIT: *Or rather what you are going to say
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 13, 2013 at 16:13
Me neither. He tried to catch us with a gif the other day, but I spotted it & kept moving along swiftly.
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:14
ICM has a few of these displayed on a mantle somewhere:
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:14
You have been spared many a bad thing
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:16
Some perspective: This moose is about as creepy as a pebble on a riverbed compared to ICM’s stuff.
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:19
This moose is The Lion King and ICM’s videos are Pulp Fiction
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:18
You are lucky man!
SpookyMossel
November 14, 2013 at 07:10
MY LIFE IS A LIE!!
Spathi
November 13, 2013 at 16:02
Haar koekie maak ‘n karbonkel?
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 13, 2013 at 16:59
Take it she’s not Brazilian…
Admiral Chief Wang
November 13, 2013 at 16:04
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aD0ddrw_460s_v1.jpg
Vampyre Squirrel
November 13, 2013 at 16:05
Finally… a female, human ION… lol
She’s pretty hot too, which helps.
How’s the movie deals coming for the books Darryn? lol
Admiral Chief Wang
November 13, 2013 at 16:05
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aozMMGg_460sa.gif
Devourer of Small Bunnies
November 13, 2013 at 16:28
heee heeee heeee
Admiral Chief Wang
November 13, 2013 at 16:06
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aWZjpBd_460sa.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 13, 2013 at 16:06
How do you think the rest of the passengers felt about your 23 hours of screaming & snoring, Darryn?
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:07
Now THAT is an ION. <3
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
November 13, 2013 at 16:07
At last, a model with some meat
Weanerdog
November 13, 2013 at 16:09
One two days ago had meat.
Welcome home Darryn you won’t believe how much we missed you IONs.
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:21
I hear @disqus_DoEH3TsffU:disqus enjoys meat *runs
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:23
BOOM!
Captain GUZ
November 13, 2013 at 16:29
Apply icecream for BURN
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:29
DOn’t mention Ice cream!
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:44
PLEASE, DON’T!
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 13, 2013 at 16:49
I scream, you scream, we all scream for…
EDIT: The only scary thing about this trailer is the acting 😐
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 13, 2013 at 18:52
and I hear @rincethis:disqus likes to eat vegetables, but then complains about the wheelchair being crunchy.
Hammersteyn
November 13, 2013 at 16:08
She’s got two first names! Like Ricky Bobby
Kensei Seraph
November 13, 2013 at 16:11
It’s home time, FINALLY.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 13, 2013 at 16:13
Some of us work till 5
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:13
Some of us work until we’re done working.
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:16
you are what we call a “slave”
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:18
Slaves don’t get paid. I do. 😛
Although, what I am is a close second. I don’t even think there’s a name for it.
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:19
no you just work really long hours.. like REALLY long.
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:20
Hours blur into days, days into weeks, and the world becomes a shadow that forms around me. Shapeless figures move in the night. Or is it day, I can’t tell any more. I vaguely remember reading a psychologist’s number somewhere. Where was it? I don’t know, I don’t care either. I have another deadline to attend to. Back into the shadow.
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:23
well with your ADHd its easy to stay awake, just have a cup of coffee.
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:27
No, you see, he goes to have a cup of coffee, takes out the milk, sees a beer in the fridge, takes out the beer, looks for a bottle opener, finds a corkscrew looks for a bottle of wine, takes out a wine glass and then makes himself a cocktail.
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:27
Nope. All wrong. I just open a box, pull out the bottle, and pour myself a double Johnny Walker Black.
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:28
Oh. Then I might have a problem.
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:28
The pain that man endures… poor women he has been with! cant make up his mind if he wants the left one or the right one… to motor boat or caress.. the list must never end..
Weanerdog
November 13, 2013 at 16:58
Trainee Accountant?
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 17:39
If that was the case I’d have to kill myself.
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:15
Some of us kill people for a living too…
Vampyre Squirrel
November 13, 2013 at 16:16
Who’s killing who?
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:16
Now Tim, this is where we relax, we don’t want to hear about your job issues now.
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:17
What? Like not having one?
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:18
I work!
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:20
No, I mean about him wanting to kill people and all.
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:21
People need killing in this world! today’s microwave job was a bit messy though… damn guy screaming for 10 min before he popped.
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:21
Oh that’s normal. Getting paid to do so is different.
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:22
Yes. That makes it worth it.
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:22
Don’t spur him on man 0-O
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:16
The sad bunch of us,
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:19
i am not sad though!
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:20
You should be.
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:22
LOL!
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:22
BOOM!
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:27
You see what you made that guy do to the poor crocodile! all these boom this and BOOM that… shame on you sonny!
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:29
Bwahahahah! You free on Friday? Got some GTAV to catch up on boy! @bb34932f77501925181973a9b3b9f852:disqus Needs to take you for a flight… You won’t forget it…
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:29
I don’t even wanna know.
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:29
You guys need to go somewhere else when you’re talking about GTA V
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:32
Don’t beat yourself up man… Ah, sorry that’s eyeliner 😉 HAHAHA http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24400000/-the-Cure-gifs-the-cure-24479147-500-375.gif
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:35
I feel like I’ve been gang banged by GTA now.
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:36
Lol
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:36
gangbanged *shudders*
Vampyre Squirrel
November 13, 2013 at 16:32
We’ve got whatsapp, etc, but it’s more fun here because you start hating on us
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:33
What you said..
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:33
oh go put some eyeliner on man! and some lipstick! real men PLAY GTA V ONLINE!
Vampyre Squirrel
November 13, 2013 at 16:32
Who’s @guest?
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:33
Seems to be doing this, was supposed to be OVG.
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:35
PS. It isn’t OVG. Looks like someone else has copied his account. No where the comments my boet has.
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:32
Yeah I will be there this time! even if I am in the dog box I will play (hope have gta sleeping bag by then might need it)
Vampyre Squirrel
November 13, 2013 at 16:35
Yeah he might try fly into Rince’s apartment again…
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:36
I miss all the OVG fun! must play on sat too!
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:18
Ah, and with Darryn’s ION restoring the balance to the force, I can say goodbye to you all… Until next week that is.
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:18
You’re gone until next week? YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
I mean. Um. Er. Awwwwwww.
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:19
You shut up you! Only during the day. I’m going to come home in the evening. Open a bottle of wine. And sit in front of my computer replying to ALL your messages. 0-O
ToshZA
November 13, 2013 at 16:22
Where’s the “Oi!” from you? Eh, you’ll be tired and drunk when replying. Its gonna be fun trolling you for the next few days. 😀
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:25
OI! Actually, I was planning on putting out a call to arms. See who wants to meet up in CT in the next 3 weeks tomorrow, will have to wait till Monday.
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:31
Bring it!
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:31
You going on holiday?
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:32
Nah, work function. At least it;s on a wine estate…
John's (JJ's) ????
November 13, 2013 at 16:34
Lekker
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:37
Have fun man! just dont drink too much… we know your weakness is wine.
RinceandRepeat
November 13, 2013 at 16:38
Only on a Friday 😉
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:39
good man!
Devourer of Small Bunnies
November 13, 2013 at 16:28
SWANKY! She’s got a pretty tummy ne
TiMsTeR1033
November 13, 2013 at 16:40
I sense Tomorrow TIMMY WILL HAVE POWER YET AGAIN! *hopes*
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 13, 2013 at 16:44
Just not this kind of power…
Vampyre Squirrel
November 13, 2013 at 16:51
Hahahahaha!
Brian Murphy
November 13, 2013 at 23:48
Anyone who is getting a PS4, Sony posted FW update 1.5 early so you can start downloading now, instructions and D/L link here:
http://us.playstation.com/support/systemupdates/ps4/pc_update/index.htm
It’s 308meg, fyi.
Have fun!