In Other News – 14 April 2015

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Today’s Tasty Tuesday is HURP…Today’s Tasty Tuesday is being handled by me BEEEEEEELCH. Now you know me guys. I’ve got blue-collar tastes. I’m the kind of guy who dines on Tuesdays at Bloaties Pizza Hig. So today, I’ve chosen the fine cuisine of KFC, specifically the Zinger Wings in Dunked Sauce HRNNNGGGHHHHHH ow my ass. I have no idea HURK…no idea why I keep eating this toxic stuff, although the same can be said of heroin users. I’m addicted to it, even though it leaves my toilet looking like the red wedding scene from Game Of Thrones.  BRAAAAAAAAP! Send help please. And a forklift.

In Other News: GTA 5 gets turned up to 11, Gabe Newell is gonna whup yo ass, Monster Hunter 4 sells plenty and come mit me if you vant to live.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because I was too busy dipping my Dunked Zinger Wings in KFC gravy. HORP.

News

GTA 5 PC: watch the first 20 minutes on very high settings in 60fps
Resident Evil, Yakuza, Mega Man, Tekken and more get mashed up in Project X Zone 2
Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 teaser contains hidden coordinates to real-world locations
Grand Theft Auto 5 PC’s built-in video editor lets you make your own movies
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate slays one million western sales
Unity announces compatibility with Nintendo’s new 3DS
New details, full intro revealed for Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
Gabe Newell will appear as an enemy in Powerhoof Game’s Crawl

Stuff

Forget Batman, a real Japanese superhero is patrolling the streets
An afternoon with Torment: Tides of Numenera’s DM
Death is coming to eat your heart
Infinite Crisis and the fight to stay relevant

Videos

Kalimba – Accolades trailer
Monster Hunter Stories – Debut trailer
Distant Star: Revenant Fleet – Launch trailer

What’s on at The Movies

John Singleton lashes out at TUPAC biopic
Katee Sackhoff is fighting in the RAIN
Oliva Munn cast as Psylocke in X-MEN: APOCALYPSE
Director Michelle Maclaren exits WONDER WOMAN over “creative differences”
We review DAREDEVIL season 1 – Marvel’s dark (k)night rises!
This new trailer for TERMINATOR: GENISYS is more than man or machine
This new trailer for ANT-MAN is the ultimate secret weapon!

Model: The Colonel’s finest wings

Last Updated: April 14, 2015

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