The carpet salesman looked at me, with a distant glimmer of hope in his weary eyes. Could this be the one? The one man who was looking for a Persian rug that was marked down by 75%? The one man who would be his first customer in weeks? Nope! I was going next door to go exchange some dollars! Ha! Sucka!
In Other News: Nintendo has a naughty mouth, Dark Souls 2 isn’t in living colour, grab the shovel and head to Kickstarter, General Zod talks and why ZombiU is one of the best games of 2012.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy bleeding from our ears after listening to the worst Guns ‘n Roses cover. DOUBLE-EVER!
Nintendo Korea in hot water over sexist slur
PSN down for maintenance today
Pokémon Rumble U second wave of figures revealed
The Dark Souls 2 box art forgot to add colour
Qube is coming to the Wii U, possibly the PS Vita
Power Rangers Megaforce game morphs with 3DS this fall
Markus Persson feels the pressure after Minecraft success
Shovel Knight Kickstarter campaign raises over $300 000
What’s on at The Movies
You’ve done it! Veronica Mars successfully Kickstarted
Kneel before this message from General Zod in Man Of Steel
And your MTV Movie Award winners are…
Nobody dies and nobody gets hurt in this trailer for Shadow Dancer
Monday Box Office Report – 42 is a magical number
Did my heart love til now, in this first trailer for Romeo and Juliet?
Ladies and gentlemen, the first trailer for The Hunger Games:Catching Fire
Model: Caren Souza
Last Updated: April 15, 2013