Man, when I joined Lazygamer I was promised excitement! Adventure! A chance to meet Tali or at least someone who sounds like her! Instead, I’m outside washing the parktown prawn stains off of Gavin’s sports cars. Hell, he already parked his helicopter on top of me today, showing that my spine is more valuable than my writing these days.
In Other News: Nobody expects romance in the Inquisition, Killzone is king of the hill, get a cheap Batman and pretend to be a plane in a Cult of the Wind.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy doing watermelon maths.
Dragon Age Inquisition will offer more dynamic romances
PlayStation Now leaked games list suggest improved loading times
Xbox Live sale discounts Arkham City and other Batman games
Killzone Shadow Fall adding king of the hill mode
The Globe stops spinning in RPG Earthlock on PC, next-gen
Cult of the Wind might be the funniest arena shooter
Square Enix shuts down India studio after one year, no games
Welcome to the weird story fo Waldermar the Warlock
Why do fanboys behave like such jerks?
Remember That Spelunky World Record? It Just Got Topped
Still Playing: FTL – discovering new ways to die in Subset’s challenging space-captain sim
How to launch a game in China
What’s on at The Movies
This new TV spot for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles gives you a glimmer of Splinter
Is Carnage going to be in the Venom movie
You should be watching: Rick and Morty
This trailer for Gine Girl is not a murderer
Paul Bettany talks about his vision in Avengers: Age of Ultron
Freeze it right there! It’s a new trailer for 24: Live Another Day
SyFy is finally back to doing epic sci-fi again with space operas The Expanse and Ascension
Model: Alexis Ren
Last Updated: April 15, 2014