Man, I’ve been getting sick and tired of Microsoft India phoning me because of problems on my PC. First of all, I know that I have viruses after surfing those websites. Second of all, even I’m not that stupid to fall for the scam. But I am enough of a dick to talk to them in a sexy voice, lead them on, make them repeat themselves and then tell the chap on the other end of the line that I’m working on an Apple PC, not a Windows one.
In Other News: Diablo isn’t the Xbox One, don’t get Left Behind on Valentines day, Saints Row goes yabba dabba doo and Starbound will kill you for good.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we still weren’t working after being turned off and on again.
News
Diablo 3 Xbox One spotted on retail sites, Blizzard responds
Last of Us Left Behind DLC February 14 release date listed
Metal Gear Solid V PS Vita remote play teased by Kojima
Saints Row IV DLC is stone aged flavoured
World of Warcraft designer Greg Street now at Riot games
Final two Skylanders Swap Force figures released
It’s way too early to pre-order Evolve
Next Starbound update wipes characters and worlds,adds permadeath
Stuff
That’s some motley crew you’ve got there boy
Remedy wants to shatter the line between games and TV with Quantum Break
The rarest video game in the world
Mining deep into Simon Roth’s Maia, the sim with planet-sized ambition
Videos
Forge of Empires – Modern Era trailer
Top Five Tim Schafer games
What’s on at The Movies
Dominic Cooper talks World of Warcraft’s story
Jurassic World finds its cast
We Review Don Johnson – A lesson in self-fulfilment
Midweek mouth-off – Your best and worst of 2013
Verily, thou shalt trip balls in yonder trailer for A field in England
Michael Douglas talks Ant-Man and having a little bit of fun
Model: Jessica Nigri
Last Updated: January 15, 2014
Lardus-Resident Perve
January 15, 2014 at 16:03
Such a nice gaming related cosplay ION.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 15, 2014 at 16:05
Indeed, FREEEEEDOM!
Gavin Mannion
January 15, 2014 at 16:16
The plan is to turn Wednesday into cosplay ION day.. so send in your preferences
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 15, 2014 at 16:17
This receives the:
[Admiral Chief Stamp of Approval]
General JJ Raven (John)
January 15, 2014 at 16:18
Harley was a good start.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 15, 2014 at 16:20
Yes, but Arkham Harley Q >>>>> Regular Harley Q
General JJ Raven (John)
January 15, 2014 at 16:23
Agreed
SheHulkNigri
January 15, 2014 at 16:21
Go check out my likes on Facebook…
Lardus-Resident Perve
January 15, 2014 at 16:25
Phoenix Marie dressed as Xena 😛
TiMsTeR1033
January 15, 2014 at 16:26
Xena warrior princess in general!!
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
January 15, 2014 at 16:34
Finally, a proper use for my photoshopping skills.
Lardus-Resident Perve
January 15, 2014 at 18:56
No need for photo shop – she appeared as the warrior princess in a parody!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
January 15, 2014 at 19:58
I am Sir-Rants-A-Lot and I approve this message. Also… Jessica Nigriiiiiii
Sageville
January 15, 2014 at 22:19
I Approve.
Hammersteyn
January 15, 2014 at 16:05
I smell troll bait….. Where is he?
SheHulkNigri
January 15, 2014 at 16:15
Playing with his chin to yesterdays ION?
Hammersteyn
January 15, 2014 at 16:15
Bwahahaha
Brian Murphy
January 15, 2014 at 20:59
He’s still smarting from my verbal bitch slapping.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 15, 2014 at 16:05
I wonder if there will be a comments explosion again today…
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aAYE42d_460sa.gif
General JJ Raven (John)
January 15, 2014 at 16:06
Boom?
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 15, 2014 at 16:08
Well that escalated nicely
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a8WmA0Z_460sa.gif
General JJ Raven (John)
January 15, 2014 at 16:09
That was easy enough
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
January 15, 2014 at 19:59
I’m laughing way more than I should at this
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
January 15, 2014 at 20:01
Allen! Allen! All! Allen! All!
Wait, that’s Steve.. Steve! Steve!
SheHulkNigri
January 15, 2014 at 16:07
Oh Jessica Nigri… Please accept my marriage proposals already!
General JJ Raven (John)
January 15, 2014 at 16:08
She’ll file it, between all the others
SheHulkNigri
January 15, 2014 at 16:15
YAY! At least I am in with a chance!!!
TiMsTeR1033
January 15, 2014 at 16:23
*sings* your one in a trillion…
Mike
January 15, 2014 at 16:27
That’s still a chance!
TiMsTeR1033
January 15, 2014 at 16:31
Indeed a small chance but a chance..
Mike
January 15, 2014 at 16:09
Looking at her twitter feed she gets way too many marriage proposals. You will have to wait your turn.
SheHulkNigri
January 15, 2014 at 16:17
Hah! When she sees my many manly chesthairs, my turn would be the only one she would want! Forever!
RinceThis2014
January 15, 2014 at 16:10
Damn she is FINE!
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 15, 2014 at 16:11
Flippen Interesting, Nay Exquisite!
RinceThis2014
January 15, 2014 at 16:12
Those face! 0-O I mean…
General JJ Raven (John)
January 15, 2014 at 16:12
LOL
General JJ Raven (John)
January 15, 2014 at 16:12
Meh (bring it on)
RinceThis2014
January 15, 2014 at 16:12
Ohhhhh! Is it because she looks better in eyeliner? *RUNS!
General JJ Raven (John)
January 15, 2014 at 16:13
Hmff
You win this round Master Rince
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 15, 2014 at 16:14
At least you are not RooibosRinceSP, you have that going for you, which is nice
General JJ Raven (John)
January 15, 2014 at 16:15
Haha. Wonder what happens if you put him in boiling water? Does it smell like ginger or tea?
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 15, 2014 at 16:16
TO THE LAB!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 15, 2014 at 18:53
Back where it all began, his life has gone full circle.
RinceThis2014
January 15, 2014 at 22:16
And he is also not you, which is even better.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 16, 2014 at 07:44
Hmmm, so 9 hours ago you were already drunk…
RinceThis2014
January 16, 2014 at 07:58
If I was (and I wasn’t) I’d be sober by now, but being you would still be worse.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 16, 2014 at 10:21
Well compared to being you, I’d take being me 7 days on a week, and twice on Sunday 😉
RinceThis2014
January 16, 2014 at 10:23
And you do, which explains oh so much 😛
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 16, 2014 at 10:26
What the flip are you on about Rooibos?
RinceThis2014
January 16, 2014 at 10:27
The name is Rincethis, not Rooiboos, Private Spud.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 16, 2014 at 10:31
Yup, definitely period. I’ll leave you to your things for a few days then
RinceThis2014
January 16, 2014 at 10:33
Hahaha. I win.
TiMsTeR1033
January 15, 2014 at 16:32
too bad, soo sad…
Mike
January 15, 2014 at 16:16
She puts the ass in assassins creed
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 15, 2014 at 16:16
lol
General JJ Raven (John)
January 15, 2014 at 16:17
Aren’t there two asses in assassins creed?
Mike
January 15, 2014 at 16:19
Yeah it’s so good it’s in there twice
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 15, 2014 at 16:19
😉
Sageville
January 15, 2014 at 22:48
…and a “ins”…. just saying
Gavin Mannion
January 15, 2014 at 16:20
This is my new favourite Nigri cosplay
http://pic.twitter.com/PeqiACiCQj
RinceThis2014
January 15, 2014 at 16:21
I don’t see why? 0-O Uhhhhh
Lardus-Resident Perve
January 15, 2014 at 16:24
Sjoe!
Mike
January 15, 2014 at 16:25
Yeah she does pokemon well.
oVg
January 15, 2014 at 16:56
Now those are what I call pocket monsters.
TiMsTeR1033
January 15, 2014 at 16:25
MEOW!!
Hammersteyn
January 15, 2014 at 19:05
I don’t have the words so let me illustrate
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/143184/howling-wolf-o.gif
hairyknees
January 15, 2014 at 16:33
Oh Jessica <3
Devourer of Small Bunnies
January 15, 2014 at 17:00
Helloooooooo nurse!
Grimthwacker
January 15, 2014 at 17:30
Those scamsters phoned to my work yesterday… twice! The first time I told them I use Linux after a few minutes and they hung up. The second time I played super dumb and could not find the “computer” icon between all my fictitious “porn” entries in the start menu. It took a while to work through the graphic and demented entries. After a while I got directed to the “services” screen when I lost interest in trolling them. I confronted her about being a scamster, only to be told “Motherf***er!! Get lost!!” when she realized she was being played. Needless to say, that made my day. 😀
Hammersteyn
January 15, 2014 at 19:03
Nice!
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
January 16, 2014 at 06:55
scammers , what here?
Gremoire
January 16, 2014 at 13:22
Hehe… I must say, they are very resourceful and helpful in trying to get you to go download their “support software”. I once had them on the line for over 15 minutes trying to get my Commodore 64 to connect to the interwebs to get their software as they were sure they could fix my tape-drive once the software is installed..