In other news… hang on a second, what’s this? NO HOMEGROWN HOTTIE? (Un)fortunately not I’m afraid, because today we are kicking off a brand new ION feature. Say hello to Throwback Thursdays, where we gooi some good ol’ fashioned nostalgia into your face.
Our very first feature is none other than Chrono Trigger – a legendary RPG title from Square Enix. Coming out way back in 1995, Chrono Trigger blew people’s socks right off with its implementation of time travel and tactical turn-based battles. The game consists of 13 unique endings based on the player’s actions in both the past and future. It prompted unbelievable replay value, which is likely why it is now reminisced fondly by many, and widely regarded as one of the best games Square Enix has ever made.
It has been re-released for modern devices such as the DS, and even iOS and Android, meaning you can give it a bash right this second! I myself, ashamedly, have not finished the game. It’s a punishable offense I’m sure, which is why I’m currently hiding from Geoff and Zoe while typing this. Both of them loved this game enough to feature it in their top ten lists of all-time best games.
Should I be hiding from you, too? Does this header bring back amazing memories, or are you going to just nod and pretend you know what everyone is on about?
In Other News: Grand Theft Auto V is still somehow breaking records, Steam gets some mobile authentication, a group of people play some Final Fantasy music, and a challenge…
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy running wild!
News
Tetsuya Nomura on Redesigning Characters for Dissidia Final Fantasy
Grand Theft Auto 5 sets a user record on Steam
Steam Guard mobile authenticator is currently in beta
Xenoblade Chronicles X Shows The Different Types Of Mechs You Can Create
Ori developer wants to make the Schindler’s List of gaming
Stuff
Watch the London Symphony Orchestra do Final Fantasy… in 3D!
15 Exciting Adventure Games To Keep On Your Radar
How To Make a Custom Radio Station – GTA 5 PC
One talented prop maker is making Destiny hand cannons
Dote Night: A Gallery In Three Lanes
Videos
GTA V Already (Kinda) Working With The Oculus Rift
Lazygamer-Mania is ready to run wild
The Movies
The first set photos for KNIGHTS OF THE ROUNDTABLE: KING ARTHUR
This trailer for LOVE & MERCY will have you picking up good vibrations
TOP LIST THURSDAY – Top 15 DAREDEVIL easter eggs
Joss Whedon hit with copyright lawsuit over CABIN OVER IN THE WOODS
You can watch new footage for STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS unveiled live tonight!
Justice is redefined in this trailer for JUSTICE LEAGUE: GODS AND MONSTERS
Model: Chrono Trigger
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Last Updated: April 16, 2015
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:01
Here is a very last homegrown hottie, our very own JJ!
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:01
I keeeeed I keeeeed I keeeed!
Best of luck for the weekend buddy!
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:02
Sadly, the eyeliner is a lie 🙁
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 16:11
Hey, it’s not every man who’d know to colour coordinate his hat & apron.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 16:12
I’m not sure if this makes me proud or sad.
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 16:13
Mission accomplished!
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:13
You bring up a valid point there
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:03
http://i.imgur.com/jyAIgtv.gif
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:03
XDXDXDXD
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 16:08
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Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:10
http://img.pandawhale.com/80437-massive-upvote-explosion-bucke-VuMd.gif
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:10
Updownvote?
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:11
They remain upright
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 16:13
That’s not what she said.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 16:11
Can’t make up his mind. Or he’s part of the Venga Boys.
Ranting Raptor
April 16, 2015 at 16:50
lol
Umar
April 16, 2015 at 16:05
What did I mees?
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 16:05
That’s not me
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 16:07
It’s true. JJ has a beard. Otherwise a very good likeness.
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 16:07
You’re not helping!
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 16:07
You. I’m not helping you. 😉
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:08
Let me help some more, I hacked his webcam (refresh for sad JJ pic)
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:07
It is a pic of him at school
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 16:11
Pah. I had a beard before I could walk.
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:10
Close enough
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:05
JJ candid camera!
Umar
April 16, 2015 at 16:07
No seriously, what did I miss lol
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:07
See the pic below of JJ in an apron
Umar
April 16, 2015 at 16:09
Oh shit, didn’t see that. Looking smart!
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 16:03
Stuff Chrono Trigger, no one cares. I came here for JJ, and you’ve disappointed me cabbage. I am very disappointed in you.
Umar
April 16, 2015 at 16:04
Oh man, that is the sexiest ION Header I have ever seen….
*unzips pants*
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 16:05
Of course it is 😉
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:06
Triggered something did it?
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:07
A long time ago too it seems
Umar
April 16, 2015 at 16:08
Happy trigger. Won’t stop shooting.
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:09
Remember to re-hydrate
Thats_how_I_Troll
April 17, 2015 at 11:08
Chronologically… It is like like the past is in the future which is the the present. So it technically would have has had triggered something
Hammersteyn
April 17, 2015 at 11:40
O_o You’re right…
Dutch Matrix
April 16, 2015 at 16:11
No. Just no. Come on! What’s next? Sexy Fridge Friday?
Lazygamer Fail!
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 16:13
Fail Friday. You nailed it.
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:13
Why wait
http://www.wallpaper4me.com/images/wallpapers/tmp/1429193600_sexyretrokitchen_213448.jpeg
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:14
Silly woman, beer is right above her head and the other already packed out
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:14
At least she’s in the kitchen
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 16:14
Brave
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:15
*Runs
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 16:15
AND on her knees. 2 for 1 special.
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:16
hahaha
Dutch Matrix
April 16, 2015 at 16:14
No. The ION’s are just becoming boring now. Sad day is sad day.
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:16
Post a pic of your manlady then
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:16
there,there here’s your favorite
http://cdn01.ts.infobae.com/adjuntos/164/imagenes/011/606/0011606181.jpg
Dutch Matrix
April 16, 2015 at 16:19
Not even she can cheer me up. LAZYGAMER! THIS IS HOW EPIC THE FAIL IS!!!!
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 16:15
That fridge is anything but sexy. Good thing she’s cleaning it.
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 16, 2015 at 16:15
Bring back Manly Monday!
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:16
^Not this
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 16:16
I wanted to say something, but I realise this is not the ideal time for me to do this.
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:17
Waar bly jy? JY BLY STIL!
Dutch Matrix
April 16, 2015 at 16:17
http://www.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1213/manly-men-fb.jpg
Yes.
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:18
Now we know how a sharknado starts
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 16:19
He probably needed someone with a beard to kill it first. Now he’s just weight-lifting.
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:20
The only way I could kill a shark is if it chokes on me while swallowing
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 16:24
Haha.
Ir0nseraph
April 16, 2015 at 16:26
XD
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 16:19
Thats_how_I_Troll
April 17, 2015 at 11:23
Reminds me of a song we made up for one of our frenemies…. Sang to Cotton Eye Joe tune. Your father said to your mother put back on your clothes, I’ve already ejaculated a long time ago, Where did you it come from, where did it go, where did you come from Cotton Eye (Insert friend’s name here)… Note, we were stoned and this was made up using a polyphonic ringtone as a back track… Dope times…
Viking Of Science
April 16, 2015 at 16:11
Also in Other News: WITCHER 3 HAS GONE GOLD PEOPLE!
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 16:12
Gold poop is still poop.
Ryanza
April 16, 2015 at 16:26
Do you know something that we don’t know?
Captain JJ the flash noob
April 16, 2015 at 16:28
I’m sure you could get quite the pretty penny for golden poop on the black market.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 16:41
You could get even more by marketing it as “One-of-a-kind art”.
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 16, 2015 at 16:12
Awesome!
Ryanza
April 16, 2015 at 16:21
http://i.imgur.com/jqZDJKr.jpg
Umar
April 16, 2015 at 16:21
Have a good day people 🙂
Hammersteyn
April 16, 2015 at 16:21
XD
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 16:22
What’s with all the DBZ characters in this game?
Umar
April 16, 2015 at 16:27
lol same artist. Akira Toriyama.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 16:30
Some originality would be good though.
Umar
April 16, 2015 at 16:32
It’s his style, faces and general clothing design looks similar but they’re very distinctive characters if you compare Chrono Trigger with DBZ and Dragon Quest which he does as well.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 16:35
Similar? I thought I was looking at Goku, Bulma, and Android 18.
Umar
April 16, 2015 at 16:55
Lol it’s hard to describe, maybe because I’m used to design already, but yeah, most people would just link them to DBZ.
Pariah
April 16, 2015 at 16:34
I leave you all with this:
ReaperOfSquirrels
April 16, 2015 at 16:48
http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/a4dqb7y_460s.jpg
Ranting Raptor
April 16, 2015 at 16:50
CHRONO TRIGGEEEEEEEEEEEER
Lardus-Resident Perve
April 16, 2015 at 17:59
Sad panda is sad…
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/092/706/Sad_Panda_Chibi_by_mongrelssister.png
BacchusZA
April 16, 2015 at 18:19
That Oculus Rift modded into GTA V? Ay caramba! Very tasty 😀
Here’s hoping Rockstar decide to add in native support at some point, rather than leaving it to people to finangle it in.