My hands. My beautiful hands. My beautiful, elegant and manicured hands. I have not treated them well over the past two weeks. A combination of drawing, exercises, playing my way through five games in two weeks and falling for the old “rub my warm belly, hooman” cat trap has left me in dire need of some new appendages. After all, these withered hands need to be replaced. I can’t keep typing by bashing my face into the kjeyboard the whiol;e time.
In Other News: Cities sells well, Andy Serkis brings the thug out, bullet hell in Isbarah and how Far Cry 4 was designed to be an anecdote factory.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy shaving my feet.
Cities: Skylines is the fastest-selling Paradox game to date
See what awaits when The Elder Scrolls Online relaunches as Tamriel Unlimited
Hawken development will resume thanks to APB: Reloaded publisher
Andy Serkis brings out the thug in Volume’s villain
Learn about Far Cry 4’s anecdote factory
More details on transferring data between MGSV: Ground Zeroes and The Phantom Pain
Octodad Dadliest Catch heading to Xbox One
Isbarah is an unforgiving bullet hell platformer
Valve’s astounding SteamVR solves big problems – and poses bigger questions
The secret behind terrific cosplay: Big arms
Bloodborne’s combat convinced me I don’t need a sword and shield any more
What’s on at The Movies
FLASH GORDON reboot could be a sequel
Monday Box Office Report – The shoe fits!
Vincent D’Onofrio Talks DAREDEVIL and JURASSIC WORLD
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE prequel to feature multiple possible young Leatherfaces!
This trailer for the Kurt Cobain documentary MONTAGE OF HECK smells kinda like teen spirit
Paul Feig confirms GHOSTBUSTERS shared universe, talks about his female led film
Model: Kelly Brook
Last Updated: March 16, 2015