Waitaminute, that ain’t a human on the Friday ION! That’s the Crushinator! Yep, it looks like we’ve come to the end of the eye-candy era of Lazygamer. Now, don’t think this is because we’re being pressured to do so by the militant wing of the Salvation Army. It’s just, the times are changing, and as Lazygamer seeks to be bigger, better and a lot more ethical in PSU reviews, we also need to move on from such visual content.
And trust me, Fridge Friday will not be a permanent new addition to the site. We’re floating around a ton of new alliterative ideas. Unfortunately, my sick perversion for Fetish Friday got tossed out, so don’t exepct to see that. Maybe we’ll have Flapjack Friday! Footwear Friday! Facehugger Friday! Who knows what we’ll see? Depends on how drunk we get.
In Other News: GTA 5 might have zombies on the way, Harmonix wants you to keep your plastic axe, Goat Simulator starts chewing on Xbox One and a VR gaming chair that’ll make you barf.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I had to go atone for sins by slamming my testicles in a drawer.
GTA 5 files accessed by modders, reveal horses, zombies, more
Harmonix says ‘don’t throw away your old Guitar Hero controllers’
Here’s Crytek’s VR demo, because dinosaurs
A better look at our beloved Conker in Project Spark
Apple Watch game coming from creators of Surgeon Simulator, I Am Bread
Goat Simulator hits Xbox One
Hearthstone gets easier in week three of Blackrock Mountain
Frictional 39’s chilling SOMA heads to beta
What’s on at The Movies
The Galactic Empire and the Rebels have new names in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS
A year after being cancelled, REVOLUTION will get closure as a digital comic
These new PENNY DREADFUL promo videos will leave you without pain
He’ll save every one of us! Matthew Vaughn in talks to direct FLASH GORDON!
Ryan Gosling to star in BLADE RUNNER sequel?
Movies out today: time traveling teenagers and Liam Neeson kicking ass, again
We review RUN ALL NIGHT – No need to run away from this solid thriller
Watch this teaser trailer for BATMAN V SUPERMAN before it gets pulled!
Model: The Crushinator 5000
Last Updated: April 17, 2015