I have a thing for spicy food with flavour.Which is most likely why I love putting Sriracha sauce on everything lately. Even Tennis Biscuits. But I think I might need to go cold turkey soon. It’s not that my blood happens to be mostly Huy Fong ingredients these days, but I’m a tad bit worried about the state of my internal organs with all that sauce floating through them.
Also, I can’t afford more jeans. Sriracha farts tend to be hot enough to forge steel, and that’s having an adverse effect on my wardrobe. And the people around me. I’m pretty much a biohazard with bad hair already!
In Other News: The hammer of Thor if you’re four, Otherland is playable soon, Quantum Break gets some new box art, Red Ash needs your cash again and why gaming is more than just a hobby.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to get Lazygamer recognised as a tax-free religion.
News
Phantasy Star Online 2 coming to PS4, still no word on western release
Everspace trailer offers 10 minutes of pretty space dogfighting action
Big Hero 6 to be featured in Kingdom Hearts 3
Otherland, a long in-development MMO, is playable this month
Here’s the new box art for Quantum Break
Steam top ten sellers: August 9-15
Red Ash returns to crowdfunding for more cash
Square Enix to shut down its game streaming service after less than a year
Stuff
Thor’s hammer, remade for a four-year old
Digital Foundry vs Xbox One streaming on Windows 10
Here. Cool robots
Why I will never call video games a hobby
Videos
Zombie Vikings – Maggot mashing gameplay
IO Interactive – Behind the scenes documentary
Persona 4: Dancing All Night – Yukiko trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Kathleen Kennedy reveals details for HAN SOLO and BOBA FETT spinoff films
Bradley Cooper is back in this first trailer for BURNT
Monday Box Office Report – Straight outta the box office!
Animation round-up – New details on MOANA, GIGANTIC, COCO and FINDING DORY
First look at STAR WARS: ROGUE ONE cast; EPISODE IX director revealed
And the WINNERS for our MISSION IMPOSSIBLE competition are…
This intense first trailer for THE KEEPING ROOM has been looking for you!
Last Updated: August 17, 2015
Lord Chaos
August 17, 2015 at 16:05
Wait?!?!?! You wear pants?
Guess you learn something new every day.
RinceThis
August 17, 2015 at 16:29
Lies!
DragonSpirit009
August 17, 2015 at 16:21
I want a mini Thor’s Hammer!
Hammersteyn
August 17, 2015 at 16:22
Mondays…..
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Lord Chaos
August 17, 2015 at 16:24
You have no idea…
Had a massive deploy yesterday, got to work and the entire network was out delaying the deploy.
Then the typical deployment errors, then typical Monday post deployment live errors. 🙁
Hammersteyn
August 17, 2015 at 16:25
I miss developing. All I seem to do is build customized reports these days
Lord Chaos
August 17, 2015 at 16:28
Lol. I remember them trying to do that. Fortunately we have a dedicated Information Management team.
Not that I dev much either, apparently team leads spend most of their time in meetings
Hammersteyn
August 17, 2015 at 16:43
Currently we have……
*Looks around
Just me :'(
Lord Chaos
August 17, 2015 at 16:45
Here, have a sarcastic “shame”.
And on top of that we’ve been trying to recruit, but none have passed the test so far.
Pariah
August 17, 2015 at 16:33
I don’t miss it. Currently just want this development thing to go away so I can get back to animation and video… BAH.
DragonSpirit009
August 17, 2015 at 16:27
I know this all to well! Except my dog doesn’t smile at me… Mine just bring all his toys then I have to maze through them!
Pariah
August 17, 2015 at 16:37
Mine poops in the bathroom while I’m sleeping.
Lord Chaos
August 17, 2015 at 16:39
At least you got to give him credit for the correct room. 😛
Pariah
August 17, 2015 at 17:33
I guess so. Still, I take him out before I go to bed – so he shouldn’t be doing it inside at all. 😛
VampyreSquirrel
August 17, 2015 at 16:43
And that’s why I have a cat.
Hammersteyn
August 17, 2015 at 16:44
lol same
Lord Chaos
August 17, 2015 at 16:45
Ditto
Captain JJ Fantasticus
August 17, 2015 at 16:52
I have a dog because no one wanted her and they were going to take her to the SPCA.
VampyreSquirrel
August 17, 2015 at 16:53
That’s probably the best reason to get a dog.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
August 17, 2015 at 16:55
I’m really bad with stuff like that though. I’d bring home an entire animal farm if someone left me at a shelter.
VampyreSquirrel
August 17, 2015 at 16:57
lol… I just got an image of YOU getting left at a shelter, and then somehow finding your way home with a bunch of animals.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
August 17, 2015 at 16:59
Haha. When you say it like that it sounds like they dropped me off to live at the shelter myself.
(don’t give this idea to Trevor)
Lord Chaos
August 17, 2015 at 17:00
Wouldn’t Trevor rather drop you off at “The Farm” than a shelter?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
August 17, 2015 at 17:01
The Farm where they take your pets when they get old? O_o
Lord Chaos
August 17, 2015 at 17:03
I want to make a bad comment, but the fact that I like animals a hell of a lot more than humans is stopping me.
Lord Chaos
August 17, 2015 at 16:58
This would have been good to know before you got married.
*Drops of drunk JJ at animal shelter
*Wife pissed because he missed the wedding due to multiple trips taking all the animals home.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
August 17, 2015 at 16:59
😀
VampyreSquirrel
August 17, 2015 at 16:39
Is it not enough that we see Lazygamer as a religion?
I’m VampyreSquirrel, and I am a Lazygamerian (for lack of a better name), I worship the Gaming Gods and drink of the Gaming Mead!
Hammersteyn
August 17, 2015 at 16:44
^This!
VampyreSquirrel
August 17, 2015 at 16:46
I wonder if Gavin’s our born again saviour? XD
_(.-.)_
Lord Chaos
August 17, 2015 at 16:47
Well, he HAS been through the trail.
*Too soon?
RinceThis
August 17, 2015 at 16:50
HAHAHAHAHA 0_O
VampyreSquirrel
August 17, 2015 at 16:51
Valid point… but maybe Geoff would be a better Savior in this day and age, our religion can’t seem racist 😛
*Totally not too soon lol
Hammersteyn
August 18, 2015 at 07:42
And he has the hair of a saviuor
Hammersteyn
August 18, 2015 at 07:42
Loooool
Captain JJ Fantasticus
August 17, 2015 at 16:51
What does that make Darryn? Disciple? That can’t be right.
VampyreSquirrel
August 17, 2015 at 16:52
Prophet? XD
Captain JJ Fantasticus
August 17, 2015 at 16:53
We’ll have to make the sign something other than a cross. I think Rince burns when he touches those.
VampyreSquirrel
August 17, 2015 at 16:56
We have a sign/symbol… the dossing (maybe intoxicated) Pac-Man.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
August 17, 2015 at 16:57
Oh yes. I forgot about that one. We can hold our ceremonies under the cover of one of the lagz shirts.
RinceThis
August 17, 2015 at 16:57
I burn people ON THEM!
Captain JJ Fantasticus
August 17, 2015 at 16:50
Muppet Monday ftw
HvR
August 17, 2015 at 17:28
” I love putting Sriracha sauce on everything”