I could write something here, but ever since I joined the Apathy party, I don’t really care. So I’m just going to lay on this desk. And wait for Friday. Yay. Woo. Friday.
In Other News: Ubisoft hires Peter Parkour, Metrico arrives in August, 3DS sales are up, it’s just one of those days where Fred Durst plays COD and get some fart content in Killzone.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy stuffing a Debonairs pizza into another Debonairs pizza. Dawg.
Chief parkour officer is now a real games industry job
Get hell-gassed in Killzone: Shadow Fall DLC
Your Club Nintendo Elite rewards this year are games
First person runner Fotonica premiering for iOS this summer
Adam West is still the best Batman, will prove it in Lego Batman 3
Metrico releases on PS Vita on August 5
Don’t want to grind for those new Borderlands 2 skins? Just be patient instead
3DS and PS Vita sales jump in Japan
What’s on at The Movies
This trailer for Ouija wants to talk to dead people
And now Fantastic Four is based on all the comics
There are ten million reasons to pass through this small trailer in Swelter
Everybody’s already dead in this first TV trailer for 12 Monkeys
Your first look at Ultron in Avengers: Age Of Ultron
Rumour – Gotham to tease the Joker in every episode, plus a new TV spot
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has far more comedy than you might expect
Model: Maxine Botes
Last Updated: July 17, 2014