I get asked a lot of the time in my imagination, “Darryn, what’s the Lazygamer creative process like?”. It’s quite simple actually. Usually, we’ll start the morning by firing Vicky, Gavin and Geoff will verbally abuse me and I’ll find a new reason to hate on Joost Van De Westhuizen. And that’s how you jernalize kids.
In Other News: Titanfall wants to keep you empowered, no points for Mutant Football League, XCOM adds a scum and Liam Neeson is on a plane.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being inappropriate for family viewing.
News
How Titanfall hopes to keep you alive and empowered
Football Manager 2014 beta available now
Option to use real names won’t be in for Xbox One launch
Velocity Ultra for PS3 confirmed
Mutant Football League fails to reach crowdfunding goal
XCOM Enemy Within adds save scum mode
Shadowy platformer Contrast coming November 15 to Steam
Defiance patch gives weapons a jolly good sorting out
Stuff
Trevor from GTA V forklifts the weirdest things
What is going on at Criterion?
A fascinating look at the world’s best Super Smash Bros. players
I’m bored with America, let’s blow up Sweden
Videos
Borderlands 2 – GOTY Edition trailer
Contrast – Music trailer
Galactic Civilisations III – Debut trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Top List Thursday – Top ten comics that Marvel should adapt for TV
There are more worlds than these in this haunting trailer for local short film Adelard
Guillermo Del Toro talks The Crimson peak and The Witches
No one is safe at 40 000 feet in this first trailer for Non Stop
Hey Hollywood! Put Tom Hanks in a superhero movie already!
That awkward moment when a trailer for a Zac Efron movie looks really good
Model: Vianda van Deventer
Last Updated: October 17, 2013
Lardus-Resident Perve
October 17, 2013 at 16:04
Based just on the ION image, she looks like a lekker local.
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:07
Good HGH
Lardus-Resident Perve
October 17, 2013 at 16:08
She is disqualified from being a hotty, because she mentioned Miley Cirus in her interview. Well, other than that blemish, the rest of her is A-OK.
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:09
Ah crap. Instant elimination.
Hammersteyn
October 17, 2013 at 16:11
Miley’s music isn’t the problem. She is. Like Amy Winehouse for instance. She was very good with music. But I wouldn’t use her body to beat out a flame on my granny’s back.
SaintsRowNigri
October 17, 2013 at 16:13
With the amount of liquor Winehouse consumed, that is maybe for the best…
Hammersteyn
October 17, 2013 at 16:16
LOL you have a valid point
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:17
Liquor was the least of her problems
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:14
I’m the wrong person to speak here about pop. Don’t like Amy Winehouse music either.
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:16
I hated Amy wine house! You like Rock don’t you? or perhaps metal..
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:20
I like music. I enjoy rock, metal (especially), orchestral and I enjoy some of the good old stuff. A bit of everything except pop, which has no soul and is all show. So I’m not biased, I’m really just full of crap (or specific).
Umar ZoMg Reiner
October 17, 2013 at 16:23
Hahaha, nice, people look at me weird that I love metal but would still listen to George Micheal who is a musical genius lol I appreciate all music, besides One Direction, F** One Direction
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:23
what about Cher?
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:25
Downvote for mentioning her.
NecroRince
October 17, 2013 at 16:36
HAHA!
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:25
Proof…
oVg
October 17, 2013 at 16:33
love it 🙂
Aussious
October 18, 2013 at 01:07
Freddy is still king, I mean overall Queen did something like 200 Million records life time…
John's digital rights
October 18, 2013 at 09:11
Agreed
Umar ZoMg Reiner
October 17, 2013 at 16:15
Amy had real musical talent though…Miley has real talent twerking. such a shame, all her fans from Hannah time are gonna end up licking hammers too…of the real kind
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:24
Billy Ray doesn’t deserve his daughter to drag the family name through the dirt.
Umar ZoMg Reiner
October 17, 2013 at 16:31
He is a country legend!
Hammersteyn
October 17, 2013 at 16:26
Billy doesn’t mind in the interview I saw
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:27
Respect lost
Umar ZoMg Reiner
October 17, 2013 at 16:30
She is trying to stand out from the crowd lol….shame
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:35
No she isn’t she wants to have many many men with her at the same time..
loftie
October 18, 2013 at 07:35
That analogy is pure win!
SaintsRowNigri
October 17, 2013 at 16:09
Nee man!
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 17, 2013 at 16:05
I never thought I’d see the creepy girl from The Ring in a bikini pic.
Hammersteyn
October 17, 2013 at 16:08
Still prettier than the creatures I’ve dated. Not that I’m anything to look at.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 17, 2013 at 16:07
That Contrast game looks amazing.
Hammersteyn
October 17, 2013 at 16:08
Oh look at all the money I’m gonna save when I trade in Borderlans 2 for Borderlands 2 – GOTY. That and what a Home Grown Honey!
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/143184/howling-wolf-o.gif
oVg
October 17, 2013 at 16:19
In the 4-5 years during my 15 000 – 20 000 hits for LG. I have tried to find this image to fit in with some good context.
You found it, and a GIF to. Well done.
Hammersteyn
October 17, 2013 at 16:27
😉
NecroRince
October 17, 2013 at 16:37
I’m almost on 10k comments!
oVg
October 17, 2013 at 16:40
Troll 9999+ HP 😛
NecroRince
October 17, 2013 at 16:43
I neva troll! Everything I say is gold dammit!
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 17, 2013 at 18:31
Fool’s gold.
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:41
Achievement unlocked: Master Commenter
NecroRince
October 17, 2013 at 16:46
I think I need to make a competition, whoever receives my 10,000th comment wins a prize…
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:53
Great idea.
Hammersteyn
October 17, 2013 at 16:47
I’m always worried my boss finds out how much time I spend on Lags
oVg
October 17, 2013 at 16:51
I just say that I am doing research.
Hammersteyn
October 17, 2013 at 17:22
Well that’s actually the truth
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 16:48
You realise of course that you have a legit reason to say “MY COMMENTS ARE OVER 9000!!! YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID”
Admiral Chief Ninja
October 18, 2013 at 00:50
Almost there brother!
Third to hit 10k!!!! BRONZE GOES TO THE GINGER!
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 16:09
Where’s the Surf Board? Oh wait…
SaintsRowNigri
October 17, 2013 at 16:12
Yes! Thank you!
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:10
Nice beach
RapturedMossel
October 18, 2013 at 08:08
Blue flag beach!
SaintsRowNigri
October 17, 2013 at 16:11
The Official SaintsRowNigri rating of todays ION is: I am sorry dear, there is only one woman in this world for me…
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:12
Sponsored by me!
SaintsRowNigri
October 17, 2013 at 16:13
Yes. You did make my day with this one…
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:14
See I am not as bad as they claim..
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 16:16
I have to concede this. You are a good man for sharing the love, with one who was in great need. No sarcasm involved.
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:16
Agreed
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:17
I help a brother out!
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 16:18
Sorry Tim, really didn’t mean it that way.
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:18
back to your same old tricks hey…
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 16:19
NO. It was not meant that way. Crap. Sorry. I meant that’s an awesome way to help a brother out.
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:20
Hmmmm..
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 16:21
Fixed it.
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:22
Forgiven, lol I was just messing with you!
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 16:23
Yeah I been messing with you all day, and I did say I’d stop. So, fair game on your part 😛
NecroRince
October 17, 2013 at 16:38
0-O
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 16:40
It said previously “And when you help a brother out, you really help a brother out.” I should’ve seen the crude reference, but it wasn’t meant that way.
oVg
October 17, 2013 at 16:17
SWEET MUMMA!!! Look at those puppies.
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:18
can motor boat all day!
Umar ZoMg Reiner
October 17, 2013 at 16:19
Stop objectifying women like that :/
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:19
Sorry Umar!
Sageville
October 17, 2013 at 16:21
Yes demmit, objectify women like this….
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:22
i am oddly enjoying that picture too much for my own good!
oVg
October 17, 2013 at 16:23
One ticket to Japan for you, no return. 😛
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 16:20
What’s a woman, can you eat her? Wait, isn’t she that kitchen appliance that goes so nicely with that new stove?
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:21
Some would say you can…
oVg
October 17, 2013 at 16:32
Only if she wears black to your wedding.
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 16:18
Wait, don’t puppies pee on everything?
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:19
Not those puppies!
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 16:20
PHEW. Was gonna say.
oVg
October 17, 2013 at 16:22
and chew on bones
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:23
Your sick!! GOOD MAN!
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 16:24
This.
SaintsRowNigri
October 17, 2013 at 16:24
Ahem. That’s my WIFE you are perving over (She does not know it yet, of course. But come on… small details, right?)
Skyblue
October 17, 2013 at 16:59
…
ToshZA
October 17, 2013 at 18:04
Taking creepy to a whole new level!
Sageville
October 17, 2013 at 16:19
Daaaaaaammmmmmm!
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:23
No blondes, no thanks.
TiMsTeR1033
October 17, 2013 at 16:34
its called hair dye…
John's digital rights
October 17, 2013 at 16:38
It’s called a colour.
(and not my colour of choice)
Umar ZoMg Reiner
October 17, 2013 at 16:14
And t here you have it….BLands 2 GOTYE …..
NecroRince
October 17, 2013 at 16:36
WOW… Local is indeed lekker…
NecroRince
October 17, 2013 at 16:39
Darryn, no mention of that super Zelda player?! WHY!?
Aussious
October 17, 2013 at 18:27
My opinion is Titanfall is going to Tank,how many multiplayer only games on consoles do you know of this gen have achieved a relative amount of success let alone done CoD numbers? On PC maybe but not console… Look at what GTA V has achieved without multiplayer on consoles. Bungie obviously understands what Respawn doesn’t, heroes such as Master Chief and Captain Price don’t come from multiplayer only games.
RapturedMossel
October 18, 2013 at 08:09
Just look at that sexy mountain.