One week left till Christmas! We are pretty much done here at Lazygamer – tomorrow will be news free, filled to the brim with our award posts instead. I’ve got my tux ready, my hair maintained, and my teeth brushed. I’ll be presenting a few of those highly coveted statues myself! I’m having a huge after party on my paid-for-review yacht… er… at my place! See you there at the harbour!
Tomorrow also marks the last day of my internship. Honestly, I’ve had such a blast – I can’t believe 6 months has past already! I’d like to thank Gavin, Geoff, Zoe, Darryn, and Sandy for being such a rad team to work with <3
You readers have been awesome too, keeping the trolling down to the point that I don’t want to jump out of the nearest building, but high enough to keep my day permanently entertaining. Religious beliefs and whatnot aside, I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and enjoy your time off!
In Other News: People are going to Smite the Xbox One, more war lands in Rome, sombody build a replica Star Wars lightsaber, and a freaking lightsaber duel on a rooftop!
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy shopping Christmas cheer/gloom into all of our headers!
News
Natural Selection 2 dev’s ‘Subnautica’ dives into Steam Early Access
Hollow Knight has about a day left to hit some stretch goals
Report: Nintendo eyeing shape-shifting LCD screens from Sharp
Smite To Be Playable On Xbox One At World Championships
Total War: Rome 2’s Wrath of Sparta campaign released
Stuff
Someone Built A Replica Of The Weird New Star Wars Lightsaber
Pac-Man themed restaurant coming to Chicago
Pulp Noir Nintendo Novel Artist Returns With Samus From Metroid
New Steam Controller mockup appears in latest client beta
Videos
A Bonkers GTA V Skydiving Stunt
This home’s amazing Star Wars Christmas light show features a rooftop lightsaber duel
What’s on at The Movies?
This new trailer for BLACKHAT has no fingerprints, no trace and no mercy
Sony cancels release of THE INTERVIEW after 9/11-like hacker threats
Ho ho ho! It’s a bunch of new images and a trailer for DOCTOR WHO: LAST CHRISTMAS
Orlando Bloom talks of a potential return and a soft reboot in PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 5
STAR TREK 3 Struggling With Directors and New Direction
Kthxbye
Oh alright, here you go… my last present for both ladies and guys!
Models: I honestly have no clue. Santa’s sexy helpers I guess?
Last Updated: December 18, 2014
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:02
That is a sexy braai.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 18, 2014 at 16:04
MEAT!
Admiral Chief Octacore
December 18, 2014 at 16:10
Shaddap mr well done!
ToshZA
December 18, 2014 at 16:12
Moments like these are rare. Enjoy them.
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:14
LOL
I actually had a wonderful steak last night at the restaurant across the road from where I live. Topped with Camembert and Bacon. Some good stuff.
Spaffy
December 18, 2014 at 16:15
What do you think of Black Angus?
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:17
Haven’t been yet. I tend to eat out mostly in the area around where I live so I can actually have a drink with my food.
Spaffy
December 18, 2014 at 16:22
Good thinking
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:17
It’s Emperor Well Done. Get it right.
He didn’t go to emperor school for nothing.
Admiral Chief Octacore
December 18, 2014 at 16:22
No title shall be awarded for the spoiling of glorious vleis
Hammersteyn
December 18, 2014 at 16:28
Sekondeer
Dutch Matrix
December 18, 2014 at 16:11
A Wors man, hey?
Admiral Chief Octacore
December 18, 2014 at 16:16
Hahaha
Eric
December 18, 2014 at 16:06
I came here for the girls. Was almost disappointed
Admiral Chief Octacore
December 18, 2014 at 16:10
ONS GAAN NOU BRAAI!
Corrie
December 18, 2014 at 16:22
Decided that the best day to braai will be Christmas day, no fuss no muss with pots and pans, just some boerewors a good Texan Steak and a few extra’s like garlic rolls and I’m happy
Spaffy
December 18, 2014 at 16:14
Ah yea, all I wanted for Christmas.
Where to now, @hairyknees:disqus ?
The D
December 18, 2014 at 16:21
I think we need to organise a Patreon for Matty.
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:22
I’m in. For cabbage rights, right?
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:23
I just remembered the Steam Sale starts.
https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3hg5VpQP1qcy0p7o1_500.gif
Admiral Chief Octacore
December 18, 2014 at 16:24
Hoe laat?
Corrie
December 18, 2014 at 16:27
Was great when daily deals were at 7pm but thats to daylight savings gotta wait till 8PM again -_-
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:27
Oh thanks. I was about to be severely disappointed 😉
Corrie
December 18, 2014 at 16:31
The great thing is I get home after work around 8 so I’m greeted with new ways for Steam to rob me of my hard working funds
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:34
I’m going to the fiancé’s dad tonight, so I’ll be rudely on my phone after 8.
The food is fantastic though, so I don’t mind. 🙂
Corrie
December 18, 2014 at 16:37
Ahhhh getting married soon are we?, Just do the ol I need the toilet and well conduct your business while supposdly doing your business
Should work perfect
AND a tip to all: FREEEEKIN VOTE, 3 votes = 1 card, take said card and sell it, those few cents always come in handy
Corrie
December 18, 2014 at 16:39
Also I just realized I am extremely blind for just seeing now “the engaged” in your name -_-
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:40
Oh yes. Took the plunge last Friday, now I’m broke, engaged and strangely happy.
I always vote. It’s an obsession of mine. 🙂
Corrie
December 18, 2014 at 16:44
Ahh well sorry for the late wishes but Congrats man, like I mentioned yesterday hardly have time these days to even pull out the phone and check LG or any site
At least wisdom is better to be broke and happy then rich but unhappy, surprisingly that works for steam sales , 1 your technically buying for the year ahead, 2. 2 minute noodles and 3. it’ll love you long time
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:45
Thanks man.
lol. So true. Steam sales do make us happy gamers.
Spaffy
December 18, 2014 at 16:46
Poor girl.
Oh wait, she Porra right? Poor JJ
Captain JJ the engaged
December 19, 2014 at 08:11
Italian. So I’m semi-safe.
Spaffy
December 19, 2014 at 08:12
Oh, right. Even worse.
😀
Corrie
December 18, 2014 at 16:51
And also makes us laugh when Sony and M$ have their supposed sales with supposed massive savings on indie games that you got for $1 in a Humble Bundle
Also don’t forget Amazon’s sale, I think they’re doing the same as previous years every digital purchase gets you a $5 off token for editors choice and they usually have some good deals in January to use those tokens
Brady miaau
December 18, 2014 at 17:42
Well done, man. Do it well.
Captain JJ the engaged
December 19, 2014 at 08:11
Always 🙂
Raptor Rants A Lot
December 18, 2014 at 21:42
WOOOOOOOOT! Congrats buddy! All the best!
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:27
It’s usually at 7. So that’s what I’m bargaining on.
Hammersteyn
December 18, 2014 at 16:27
Waneer die ketel kook 😛
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:28
I have a Checkers kettle, so I’ll have to wait until tomorrow then I assume.
Spaffy
December 18, 2014 at 16:41
You have electricity?
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:42
LOL
Funny story. When the power was out a while back I actually used an old metal kettle to make myself coffee. I needz my caffeine.
Spaffy
December 18, 2014 at 16:43
I have a gas stove for that reason
Captain JJ the engaged
December 18, 2014 at 16:44
Definitely next on my list. I had to make my coffee over the fire.
CAE9872
December 18, 2014 at 20:23
congrats on the engagement
Raptor Rants A Lot
December 18, 2014 at 21:36
So veel wors. Nee man!
Hammersteyn
December 19, 2014 at 07:37
XD
Tiaan Pat
December 19, 2014 at 09:14
Oh my hat the Dota WTF moments was epic!