For a long while, I thought that it was actually July. It’s not. My better half’s birthday is in July, and I was busy planning a bit of a celebration for it…for this weekend. Thankfully, I’ve come to my senses, so I won’t be spending the next month on the couch. Hooray for me!
In Other News: Sony says PS4 features still coming, Deadpool grows some balls, Wii U needs le price cut, and Titanfall neeeeeeeeds YOU!
News
Alien Isolation is about 15 hours long
Miyamoto uneasy about the idea of VR players playing by themselves
Sony says PS4 suspend mode and other promised features are still in the works
Nolan North returns as the merc with a mouth in Deadpool pinball
Valve releases Team Fortress 2 short film, adds dancing taunts
Wii U can succeed, but only at the right price says Ubisoft
Secrets in a South American rebellion in Tales of Sunset
Titanfall support depends on fan engagement
Stuff
Bullying is bad news and so are these giant anime eyes
Boss rush: squaring up to one of videogames’ longest-running traditions, the end-of-level battle
A history of videogame hardware: Nintendo Super Famicom
The music of Mario Kart 8
Videos
Shadowgate – Storyline trailer
Astrolords – Debut trailer
GRID Autosport – Drifting trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Gotta be who you are in this new trailer for The Equalizer
This new red band trailer for Let’s Be Cops is precious
We Review How To Train Your Dragon 2 – Not a Toothless epic
This trailer for Knick won’t stop pushing to save your life
Midweek Mouth-Off – Your mid-year highs and lows
Get ready for one last ride in this new trailer for The Expendables 3
The Raid remake officially casts Frank Grillo as one of its leads
Model: Haruhiism Cosplay
Last Updated: June 18, 2014
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 18, 2014 at 16:00
This image make Geoff happy in pants?
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:08
Adding a Mario snor to her will make him mess his pants
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:07
Only PS4 feature I still want is PS4 Now,
Jonah Cash
June 18, 2014 at 16:09
You think it will work here? I don’t know man, I don’t see it working in our African country!!
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:11
I won’t work here,not by a long shot. First thing we would need is Sony servers. like that’s gonna ever happen.
Jonah Cash
June 18, 2014 at 16:12
Lets buy servers and blackmail Sony to use ours?????
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:14
How would we blackmail them?
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 18, 2014 at 16:09
So right now you have PS4 Now Now?
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:13
More like PS4 No.
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:22
I have a PC always yes.
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:22
Cant deny that.
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 18, 2014 at 16:24
…
Skyblue
June 18, 2014 at 17:05
Have to watch those again, classic!
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:21
Nice
Brian Murphy
June 18, 2014 at 16:07
I have a mushroom for her to power-up on.
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:09
I shudder to think how her boyfriend might look like as princess Peach
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 18, 2014 at 16:09
Maybe he looks AMAZING? HAI
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:11
HAI
Brian Murphy
June 18, 2014 at 16:10
He’s Yoshi. She’s…kind of a freak in the sack.
Jonah Cash
June 18, 2014 at 16:10
Your welcome!!
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:11
Thanks 0_O
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 18, 2014 at 16:14
*you’re
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:14
As in you’re a grammar Nazi?
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 18, 2014 at 16:15
Your comment is correct
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:15
😀
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:12
She really is pretty, a girl like that hits on me after being alone for so long I might react wrong
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/ajreNXR_460sa.gif
Brian Murphy
June 18, 2014 at 16:15
Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!
That’s an amazing reaction lol. You lose allot in the animated gif, he really looks like he drills her in the film.
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:17
Especially the way she hits the ground
Brian Murphy
June 18, 2014 at 16:19
Oh yah, she sells it REALLY well, amazing scene though. I swear, he’s like the Brock Samson of spaghetti westerns, completely unexpected reaction *chuckle*.
Skyblue
June 18, 2014 at 17:08
That’ll teach her to buy me a drink first!
Hammersteyn
June 19, 2014 at 07:29
hahahaha
HvR - THE Average GAmer
June 18, 2014 at 16:16
HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hammersteyn
June 18, 2014 at 16:17
We told you it’s HAI
Admiral Chief Cyber Commando
June 18, 2014 at 16:18
STEAM SALE STARTS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My wallet is ready
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 18, 2014 at 16:21
My poor backlog.
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:35
I got up to 77% completion of my backlog.
So much for that.
Monado
June 18, 2014 at 16:26
Roflol….she will never believe that you mistook june for july. All that matters is you got the date of her birthday wrong
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
June 18, 2014 at 16:28
Exactly. Which is why I’m so, so fucking glad I clicked. 😛
Monado
June 18, 2014 at 16:41
Lol Men are always so unlucky. Even though you’d think your celebration plans would mean something…nope. You got the date the wrong. Glad you dodged that bullet!
Brian Murphy
June 18, 2014 at 16:33
Apparently, Amazon Germany is getting a sexytime version of TLOU Remastered:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71mOMe6SqNL._SL1500_.jpg
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:35
Germany is always sexing everything up 😉
oVg FX
June 18, 2014 at 16:47
The Hoff is sex on a hair.
oVg FX
June 18, 2014 at 16:46
The game is better than a lifetime of sex.
oVg FX
June 18, 2014 at 16:43
Ill just leave this here for the Master Race. RUNS…
Sith JJ
June 18, 2014 at 16:52
Can’t watch YouTube at work. Joke’s on you!! *sulks silently*
Brian Murphy
June 18, 2014 at 16:55
Yeah but the good news is, the mod community found a file in the Watch Dogs code (tiny rar file), that basically had all the E3 2012 bells and whistles in it. A mod is already out that’s unlocked some rather brilliant upgrades.
http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/06/16/watch-dogs-mod-aims-to-recreate-e3-2012-visual-effects-improve-performance/
Here’s a bit more on the actual files he used:
http://www.pcworld.com/article/2363556/watch-dogs-on-pc-includes-files-to-make-it-prettier-theyre-just-hidden.html
No, this should REALLY concern console owners. PC Gamer’s at least have the ability to fix developer fuckups or shortcomings. Consoles aren’t blessed with easy access in that regard, and may in fact risk being banned for modded game files.
This isn’t a rub your nose in it response, this is really a wake up call to people. Pay attention to what’s happening here. You all hate microtranscations, well, that started with the removal of dedicated/local server options, and mapmaking/mod tool removal. What’s down the future path where developers are purposefully gimping games?
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 18, 2014 at 19:24
How about NOvg 😛
Brian Murphy
June 18, 2014 at 20:27
Ahh this is a much better breakdown, I was just pointed to this video so it explains the whole situation in far better/accurate detail.
Wraith
June 18, 2014 at 17:00
I want to be able to pause/resume my PS4 downloads pls!
Scheduling them during download plus hours would also be a big bonus.
KathyRFaris
June 18, 2014 at 17:24
My better half’s birthday is in July, and I was busy planning a bit of a celebration for it…for this weekend. Thankfully, I’ve come to my senses, so I won’t be spending the next month on the couch. Hooray for me! http://sn.im/290xdj8
Brian Murphy
June 18, 2014 at 18:44
For what it’s worth:
BF Hardline Beta has gone public on PC.
http://www.dualshockers.com/2014/06/18/the-battlefield-hardline-beta-is-now-open-to-all-on-pc/
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 18, 2014 at 19:26
PSA: Magrunner Dark Pulse is free on GOG until around 3/4pm or so tomorrow