It’s quite obvious that my Lazygamer rain dance from last week didn’t work. I think if I had just grabbed some more cabbage from Sandy, it would have totally happened! Until then, I’ll be equipping night vision goggles to see through the dust storm that is Jozi at the moment. When did this place become such a desert anyway?
In Other News: Gran Turismo gets a track, another Final Fantasy lands on the Vita, The Metal Gear Solid candy gets eaten, and Monster Hunter looks so good on the new 3DS.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy managing the swimming pool crisis of 2014.
News
Gran Turismo 6 gets its first original track in 1.12 update
Upcoming Historical Phoenix Wright Gets A TGS Trailer
Dungeon-Dwelling Colossi Star in This Deep Down Trailer
A Toy Story-Like Survival Game Where You’re a Keychain Ninja
PES 2015 demo goes live, but not in Europe
Final Fantasy Agito announced for Vita in Japan
Stuff
The Metal Gear Solid cardboard box candy at TGS
Would You Like To Experience Three Minutes Of Torment?
20 years, 20 questionable game ratings: A timeline of ESRB oddities
Guy 3D Prints Actual Working Flight Computer for Kerbal Space Program
Videos
This Monster Hunter 4G Footage on the New 3DS is Pretty Great
Minecraft on the PS Vita Seems Like… Well… Minecraft
What’s on at The Movies
Double Roberts in this trailer for the JUDGE
In Soviet Union, this RED ARMY trailer play for you!
DOCTOR STRANGE Set for July 8, 2016
Oh hell (yeah)! Fox adapting DC Comics’ LUCIFER for TV
King Kong prequel SKULL ISLAND grabs Tom Hiddleston and a director
Model: Adelene Morais
Last Updated: September 18, 2014
Hammersteyn
September 18, 2014 at 16:01
Cheeky
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 18, 2014 at 16:04
Dat ass translates into DAAI POEPSAK
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 18, 2014 at 16:04
Your dance did work, it’s been raining in CT for the last day or so.
WarframedSquirrel
September 18, 2014 at 16:14
You got rain and we got freaking dust and crazy heat… so unfair.
I think they need to change their dance… reverse it or something.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 18, 2014 at 16:05
Poor form, do you even lift bro? Erm.. broette? What’s a female bro called?
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 18, 2014 at 16:06
Brodette?
Anon A Mouse
September 18, 2014 at 16:24
broette
The female equivalent of a bro
According to the dictionary of dictionaries Urban Dictionary.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 18, 2014 at 19:50
On the one hand I’m pleased I guessed right, on the other I’m sad that I guessed something right that’s really stupid.
Hammersteyn
September 18, 2014 at 16:26
Darryn
Anon A Mouse
September 18, 2014 at 16:26
Darryn is a Broho ;-P
Wraith
September 18, 2014 at 16:06
Misread as “MooiAss”.
WarframedSquirrel
September 18, 2014 at 16:11
That’s not what it says? O_O
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 18, 2014 at 16:06
You know what I would like for IONs, nude models. Nude in the sense of no make-up.
WarframedSquirrel
September 18, 2014 at 16:12
If she’s pretty without make-up… then she’s actually really hawt.
Admiral Chief Assassin
September 18, 2014 at 16:19
Exactly. And this is in no way aimed at today’s one, I’m just throwing the idea out there
Sageville
September 18, 2014 at 16:38
YaAAAAYYYY! …..wait…. nvm
TGS Babay (Umar)
September 18, 2014 at 16:09
Klap it bru!…
http://rs1img.memecdn.com/dat-ass-gohan_o_756560.jpg
Sageville
September 18, 2014 at 16:36
Wimmins always seem to be caught on camera looking over their shoulders….
Lardus-Resident Perve
September 18, 2014 at 16:46
After spending a week in Wellington New Zealand, I really appreciate the local talent we have here!
Hammersteyn
September 18, 2014 at 17:14
And our weather, beer, food, etc.
Lardus-Resident Perve
September 18, 2014 at 22:01
I hate beer, but theirs is even worse. Their Burger King sucks but Subway is great. I liked their weather, mostly because I prefer temperatures below 24!
Anon A Mouse
September 18, 2014 at 16:48
Not safe for childhood memories:
Hammersteyn
September 18, 2014 at 17:16
Right in me childhood
Sir Rants A Lot: On Pandora
September 18, 2014 at 17:36
WHY???????????
Jedi Consular Kromas
September 18, 2014 at 18:04
ION: Special Pizza Hut Edtion
My tears of joy is making it taste even better.
#20yearcraving #satiated
Andre116
September 18, 2014 at 20:05
Squats ladies!