It’s lonely here in the office. Yes, I know Zoe is here, but after a disagreement about who gets the rice ration for today, we divided the space into two separate halves. Join the Darrynmark republic. Perks include poverty, lack of basic services and being beaten up by the policia.
In Other News: Zelda gets heavy, Yakuza gets restored, Warhammer has a wolf playing cards and Notch cans a game.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy raiding Geoff’s “private” dropbox folder.
News
The legend of Zelda: Wind Waker requires 2.6gb of downloadable memory
Yakuza Restoration announced
Shadow of the Eternals falls well short of Kickstarter goals as end date approaches
Warhammer 40 000: Space Wolf is card-based, free to play
Fables Legends domains registered by Microsoft
Rambo The Video Game has Sly pre-order bonuses
Minecraft creator Notch shelves 0x10c
Killzone Mercenary Beta kicks off August 20
Stuff
Square Enix puts printed Final Fantasy figures out of business
Five genres that deserve to make a comeback
It’s a real gun! A real Halo-themed gun that is
Time Extend – Tomb Raider II
Videos
F1 2013 – Attract trailer
Sapce Hulk – Launch trailer
Infinite Crisis – Atomic Wonder Woman trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Bradley Cooper is back on the bicycle as a Red-Blooded American
Monday Box Office Report – The Butler did it
All it takes is a little push in this haunting trailer for Blue Caprice, the story of the DC snipers
Peggy gets to be the hero in this new clip for Marvel’s Agent Carter
Evil Dead – So what did you think?
Joseph Kosinski is looking to enter The Twilight Zone
Model: Luisana Lopilato
Last Updated: August 19, 2013
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 19, 2013 at 16:03
Are those tiles/carpet? Interesting pattern
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:13
Maybe carpet tiles? Our old house had them. The house is now demolished…not related hehe
John ain't got time to bleed
August 19, 2013 at 16:41
Really?
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:44
Yup. Platinum highway got rid of the carpet tiles.
John ain't got time to bleed
August 19, 2013 at 16:53
Waiting for the day you start using Nintendo’s Touch Dic dictionary and have to change your name
Unavengedavo
August 19, 2013 at 16:54
Raider of Tombs? Does that mean he is into old women?
John ain't got time to bleed
August 19, 2013 at 16:57
*insert snappy remark here*
Monday has ruined my brain
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 19, 2013 at 16:03
Maybe you should give that poor girl the rice portion.
Unavengedavo
August 19, 2013 at 16:21
Ja nee. When my brother sees a skinny girl like this he always says: “Ek gebruik eerder my hand, dit het meer vleis” 😛
Skyblue
August 19, 2013 at 16:35
LOL!!
Admiral Chief Raider of Tombs
August 19, 2013 at 16:04
Raise your hand if you turned your head to the left while looking
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:14
Hands remain firmly in pant-pockets.
RinceThisandbacktoreality
August 19, 2013 at 16:14
#recentlyalone? lol
RinceThisandbacktoreality
August 19, 2013 at 16:14
#recentlyalone? lol
Jonah Cash
August 19, 2013 at 16:16
Hahahahaha!!! Well played sir!!!
Jonah Cash
August 19, 2013 at 16:16
Hahahahaha!!! Well played sir!!!
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:17
Indeed. Very well played.
RinceThisandbacktoreality
August 19, 2013 at 16:33
Too soon? Was worried…
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:35
Lol, not too soon. Was only a “beneficial” arrangement that is on a temporary pause.
RinceThisandbacktoreality
August 19, 2013 at 16:39
Ah, I know that feeling, my last was the same. On;y that temporary was the soft blow of a 10 gigatonn bomb…
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:46
Ouch. Luckily I should be back in action in less than two weeks. Else she has friends. Perve-alert!
RinceThisandbacktoreality
August 19, 2013 at 16:49
Get me a few 😉
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:55
I am quite selfish when it comes to this haha
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:17
Indeed. Very well played.
Unavengedavo
August 19, 2013 at 16:19
Every time i see “lol”, I think of this…
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:55
Drowning in Bacon looks like fun!
Unavengedavo
August 19, 2013 at 17:14
lol… I came across this when Googling bacon…
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 17:17
…
Lourens Jordaan
August 19, 2013 at 16:32
Respect the beard. Good name. Very good name.
John ain't got time to bleed
August 19, 2013 at 16:44
It’s not a beard, it’s awesomeness pushing through the skin.
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:46
Hahaha awesome!
Lourens Jordaan
August 20, 2013 at 09:07
There is a word for people without beards… They are called woman.
John ain't got time to bleed
August 20, 2013 at 12:56
“Hey, look at how manly that clean-shaven guy looks.” Said no one.
Ever.
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:14
Hands remain firmly in pant-pockets.
Rock789
August 19, 2013 at 16:17
**sheepishly raises hand**
I was just admiring that tiling pattern – very intriguing. Almost like those old 3D patterns from the You mag (seriously, that’s what I was looking at – I swear!).
Rock789
August 19, 2013 at 16:17
**sheepishly raises hand**
I was just admiring that tiling pattern – very intriguing. Almost like those old 3D patterns from the You mag (seriously, that’s what I was looking at – I swear!).
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:13
Warhammer!!! Oh wait, on mobile platforms? Darnit!
Lardus-Respect the beard
August 19, 2013 at 16:13
Warhammer!!! Oh wait, on mobile platforms? Darnit!
RinceThisandbacktoreality
August 19, 2013 at 16:14
He said office, bwahahahahah!
RinceThisandbacktoreality
August 19, 2013 at 16:14
He said office, bwahahahahah!
Blackhawk
August 19, 2013 at 16:28
Damn, Michael Buble is one lucky bugger…