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In Other News – 19 November 2013

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Carlye Denise

One thing I’ve tried to do this year, is actually save some cash. To the point where I’m now sitting with a R1000 in Shoprite stamps, and honestly have no idea what to do with the damn things. Screw it, I’m going to go buy a R1000 bottle of booze and blend it with Pepsi in front of Gavin. Because that’s how winners get sloshed.

In Other News: Get some loot on Steam, Tomb Raider might swing on over to PS4, why launch games are mediocre and farm some crops on your iPhone.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because this 25 year old Chivas and Pepsi blend wasn’t going to drink itself.

News

The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot raids Steam Early Access
Stealth action game Republique coming in December
Major League Gaming launches 1080P online esports network
Ubisoft explains how launch games can be underwhelming
Tomb Raider for PS4 listed on Italian retail site
DOTA 2 to receive a Stanley Parable announcer pack
White Ouya console doubles internal storage space
Farming Simulator 2014 out now on iOS and Android

Stuff

A gaming PC so powerful, it’ll make you weep
A Kickstarter developer in the final seconds of his campaign
Three Nintendo systems share a birthday today

Videos

Kingdom Under Fire 2 – Gameplay trailer
Killer Instinct – Pre-launch gameplay
Dying Light – Lighting trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Casting Couch – Preacher
It’s a wonderful life again as the classic film is getting a sequel
Christian Bale finally explains his Batman voice
We Review The Hunger Games: Catching Fire – An entertaining and superior sequel
Terry Gilliam revives The man who killed Don Quixote once again
Racing is art in this new trailer for Need for Speed

Model: Carlye Denise

Last Updated: November 19, 2013

53 Comments

  1. Another ION another couch , I’m sensing a theme here….

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      November 19, 2013 at 16:13

      I am really not enjoying these ION atm.. They all kinda dull!

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      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        November 19, 2013 at 16:14

        Not enough “dat ass” or cleavage in the picture. Will Google her at home to see some flesh!

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          November 19, 2013 at 16:15

          They need to improve these before it is too late!

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        • Hammersteyn

          November 19, 2013 at 16:29

          Dailymotion has a 9 minute video from the scene where that photo was taken

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          • Captain GUZ

            November 19, 2013 at 16:30

            Wow, that’s some extremely precise info

          • Hammersteyn

            November 19, 2013 at 16:44

            Hahaha. Well it’s not like posted the link. You only need to Google it tbh

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            November 19, 2013 at 16:32

            I only got a 5:07 clip 🙁
            Lol, she has to wear 2 sports bra’s when she boxes!

      • Spathi

        November 19, 2013 at 16:15

        Wtf Tanya, you got sand in your vagina? What’s wrong with you today, so extremely negative? Or end of the year blues also getting to you?

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          November 19, 2013 at 16:16

          I am not negative, just ION babes of late just SUCK!

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          • Spathi

            November 19, 2013 at 16:17

            You wish 😉

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 19, 2013 at 16:18

            Not enough ass or cleavage, as @Lardus:disqus mentioned aswell.

          • Spathi

            November 19, 2013 at 16:20

            http://bit.ly/1cEXhR4

            Click Images – Enjoy

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 19, 2013 at 16:22

            Its a trap!

          • Weanerdog

            November 19, 2013 at 17:26

            Agreed, not that they actually suck but cryptic shots that don’t show enough.

          • Skyblue

            November 20, 2013 at 01:03

            Esp the one yesterday, Googled her ass and she has definitely done some sucking.

    • Captain GUZ

      November 19, 2013 at 16:14

      In related news I found this gem, seeing as there is the whole Xbone vs PS4 going on at the moment I will leave you guys with this bit of interesting info

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      • Hammersteyn

        November 19, 2013 at 16:18

        Someone from the master race will brag that their PC supports that site already. Plus tons of other websites like it.

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      • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

        November 20, 2013 at 08:22

        What else are they going to do while waiting for the day one patch to install?

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        • Captain GUZ

          November 20, 2013 at 08:50

          I heard watching the loading screen makes it go faster….

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  2. Lardus-Resident Perve

    November 19, 2013 at 16:15

    Looks like Sabrewolf will be a button mashing character in Killer Instinct. Never played it before, but the video does not have me considering getting it.

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  3. Hammersteyn

    November 19, 2013 at 16:16

    Not a proper couch, but it will have to do…

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  4. Admiral Chief Duke

    November 19, 2013 at 16:19

    Why not use the R1k to finally get laid Darryn? Shoprite tannies is mos lekker mos

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    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      November 19, 2013 at 16:20

      Shoprite tannies are mos R500 for two…*crickets chirping*…should not have said that 😛

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      • Captain GUZ

        November 19, 2013 at 16:21

        Xmas special?

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        • Lardus-Resident Perve

          November 19, 2013 at 16:23

          No, Xmas they are R400 for two…*crickets chirping*…darnit giving away all my secrets!

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 19, 2013 at 16:23

            Well you are a perv!

          • HvR

            November 19, 2013 at 16:38

            The only problem is that Shoprite only use plastic bags, so there are no paper bags available.

          • HvR

            November 19, 2013 at 16:44

            LOL Just after reading your comment an Shoprite ad aired with the tag line. “Join us for an EXTRA SPECIAL low price Christmas”

    • TiMsTeR1033

      November 19, 2013 at 16:21

      I would say something bad to you, but I have too much respect.

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      • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

        November 20, 2013 at 08:21

        Translated to “I am too afraid that it might backfire and used against me”

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  5. RinceandShrubbery

    November 19, 2013 at 16:54

    Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because this 25 year old Chivas and Pepsi blend wasn’t going to drink itself. HAHAHAHA! Burn the heretic!

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      November 19, 2013 at 21:16

      What’s worse, Chivas & Pepsi or not drinking Chivas even though it’s mixed with Pepsi. You don’t waste alcohol.

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  6. RinceandShrubbery

    November 19, 2013 at 16:55

    Wow, this comments section has escalated quickly *back away

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    • Umar Moe Moe

      November 19, 2013 at 17:14

      Lol even for me it’s gotten outa hand

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  7. Umar Moe Moe

    November 19, 2013 at 17:12

    Wow!!been waiting for republique…awesome news

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  8. Weanerdog

    November 19, 2013 at 17:31

    An uncle of mine visiting Germany of a business trip after a good team build session find themselves in the last pub back to the hotel where they order some 100 euro wine and proceed to make Katembas. The next year he goes there for a holiday with his wife. As he walks into the same Bar, the owner of the Bar seeing him come in starts shouting at him in German. It turns out that he is now banned for life from the establishment for crimes against the wine.

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  9. Rock789

    November 20, 2013 at 07:59

    Wait a minute… What is a picture of my new assistant on my office chair doing on LG’s ION?!

    O_O

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      November 20, 2013 at 08:19

      More importantly why are you abusing her like that? Do you have any idea what such poor posture will do to her back in years to come? Shame on you!

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      • Rock789

        November 20, 2013 at 08:24

        All I said was, “It says here you did gymnastics for 5 years. So, how flexible are you really?” She then politely asked me to move and then this happened… Was surprising as hell, but I hired her on the spot!

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        • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

          November 20, 2013 at 08:25

          Is it because she gave you a raise?

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          • Rock789

            November 20, 2013 at 08:27

            Maybe… 😉

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          November 20, 2013 at 08:39

          Oh that makes sense. Also explains the state of undress, didn’t want to rip her clothes while demonstrating her abilities.

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          • Rock789

            November 20, 2013 at 09:14

            Precisely! Nothing untoward. 🙂

    • Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)

      November 20, 2013 at 08:20

      What ever it is, it does not look sanitary…

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      • Rock789

        November 20, 2013 at 08:25

        Nothing a little Mr. Min couldn’t handle. 😉

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