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In Other News: 2 April 2015

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The amount of Portuguese people employed here at Lazygamer doubled this week, and I for one (although it seems it’s everyone) couldn’t be happier that Matty is back. I do feel bad that Gavin managed to coax him back in without revealing exactly why he needs us. And here you all thought that Lazygamer wasn’t making enough money to build a gladiator styled arena for cabbages to fight to the death in. You fools!

In Other News: Couches are the next big thing to be nerfed online, you’ll be able to STALK with your friends and nothing gives you a closer shave than the Hulk’s silky smooth, soft hands.

Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy determining how sexually arousing a donut is. Don’t ask.

News

Confirmed: The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth making its way to the New 3DS, Wii U, and Xbox One
Mario Maker Wii U Release Window Revealed
GOG gives all STALKER owners a free DRM-free copy
Battlefield Hardline patch nerfs couch
Titanfall DLC Maps Added to Regular Playlists

Stuff

The Avengers Razors we deserve, but will never get
This mechanical exoskeleton makes walking more efficient
The HTC M8S is a cheaper version of last year’s flagship phone
Create better 3D models by waving your smartphone around

Videos

Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin – A New Darkness

Extra Credits – Awesome Per Second – Don’t Waste Time

24 Reasons The Matrix & The Lego Movie Are The Same Movie

The Movies

This trailer for THE GIFT will leave you crying Simon Says
And DEADPOOL’s official age restriction will be…
TOP LIST THURSDAYS – TOP TEN WAR MOVIES
The Smoking Man and Skinner will return for THE X-FILES
Movies out this Easter Weekend
Hugh Jackman to produce and star in APOSTLE PAUL Biblical epic
ARROW/THE FLASH spinoff series casts Rip Hunter, Hawkgirl

Model: Anesca Gouws

Last Updated: April 2, 2015

36 Comments

  1. Tomorrow is the day that Jesus died for our sins. So get all your sins in today.

    Happy Easter. Why is it called Good Friday. Should it not be called dark history of the Jews Friday. Happy egg hunting.

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    • Dutch Matrix

      April 2, 2015 at 16:06

      Oy! That is uncalled for!

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      • Ryanza

        April 2, 2015 at 16:07

        which part lol.

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        • Dutch Matrix

          April 2, 2015 at 16:09

          The Jesus Part. The man went through hell on that cross. (No, that is not a joke.)

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          • Pariah

            April 2, 2015 at 16:22

            Isn’t “Dark history of the Jews” kind of in support of that? Since the man WAS a Jew.

            Seriously, that’s like shouting at people who clap for you when you perform well on stage. “GO AWAY A**HOLES, NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR SUPPORT!”

          • Dutch Matrix

            April 2, 2015 at 16:24

            The problem I have is the insinuation that you can sin all you want today, because tomorrow Jesus will take it all away,

          • Pariah

            April 2, 2015 at 16:27

            That is the crux of it. “Jesus will forgive your sins, you have but to ask.”

            It’s quite easily taken as “Sin all you want, it’s fine, just pray tomorrow.”

            Right or wrong? That’s a huge debate, but please let’s not get into that debate today XD.

          • Dutch Matrix

            April 2, 2015 at 16:28

            No. Just accept that I am right!
            Anyhow! What you playing this long weekend? Other than with yourself?
            HA HAH AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

          • Pariah

            April 2, 2015 at 16:29

            Some of us have girlfriends dude. Sorry, you can keep Jesus all to yoursel… I mean.

            Um. I’m playing games bro.

  2. Dutch Matrix

    April 2, 2015 at 16:06

    OK. The Homegrown Hottie gets my vote! Though I wish we could stop referring to gorgeous/sexy women as hotties.

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    • Captain JJ the flash noob

      April 2, 2015 at 16:07

      I was half-expecting to see a koeksuster. Really in the mood for one now.

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      • Dutch Matrix

        April 2, 2015 at 16:07

        Sigh. Yes. But the way my mother used to make ’em. Crispy, dipped in that syrup and then frozen for a day or so. Yummy goodness!

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        • Captain JJ the flash noob

          April 2, 2015 at 16:09

          Crispy…yes.
          Frozen…double yes.
          Glad I’m not the only one who likes them this way. The soft ones are not nice at all imo

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          • Dutch Matrix

            April 2, 2015 at 16:10

            Ugh no. I laugh at the Koeksisters Spar tries to peddle at us.

      • CAE9872

        April 2, 2015 at 16:48

        Yeah now that I read that so am I…thanks!

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    • Hammersteyn

      April 2, 2015 at 16:10

      Ditto

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    • Mark Treloar

      April 4, 2015 at 16:58

      Love the hump back.

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  3. Ryanza

    April 2, 2015 at 16:09

    • Captain JJ the flash noob

      April 2, 2015 at 16:11

      Got mine in. Traditional and chocolate chip 😀

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  4. Pariah

    April 2, 2015 at 16:09

    That 24 reasons. Holy shit.

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  5. Hammersteyn

    April 2, 2015 at 16:12

    She is a stunner.

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    • Dutch Matrix

      April 2, 2015 at 16:16

      Have an upvote. And sommer Upvote yourself too! 🙂

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  6. Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens

    April 2, 2015 at 16:12

    ION today is how not to take a photo near a mirror. My first thought was “What the hell is wrong with her back!?”

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    • Umar

      April 2, 2015 at 16:14

      YUUUUUP same here, looks like its split/extended.

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    • Dutch Matrix

      April 2, 2015 at 16:16

      Now that you mention it. But still, gorgeous woman still is gorgeous!

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    • Hammersteyn

      April 2, 2015 at 16:23

      Was hoping for twins

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      • Pariah

        April 2, 2015 at 16:25

        Takes on an entirely new meaning when discussing with your wife.

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      • Capt. Bob of the Blood Ravens

        April 2, 2015 at 16:26

        Twins yes, conjoined twins no.

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      • Dutch Matrix

        April 2, 2015 at 16:33

        Think about it this way: Would you want to shag a girl if your brother is “in on the action?”

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        • Hammersteyn

          April 2, 2015 at 16:36

          Sure if it means I can finally get some.

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          • Dutch Matrix

            April 2, 2015 at 16:37

            Sweet Lords of the House Hammer. You need help!!!

          • Hammersteyn

            April 2, 2015 at 16:39

            I could tell people I was part of a threesome, I’d just skip the details

          • Dutch Matrix

            April 2, 2015 at 16:39

            I’d rather go buy a blow up doll…

    • CAE9872

      April 2, 2015 at 16:49

      Glad I am not the only one that thought pic looked weird on first opening it.

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  7. Lardus-Resident Perve

    April 2, 2015 at 16:31

    In too bad a mood to appreciate the ION. Will check in later. Enjoy the weekend peoples – unless you work for ABSA or you’re that idiot that skipped the red light in front of me while my light was already green…

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