The amount of Portuguese people employed here at Lazygamer doubled this week, and I for one (although it seems it’s everyone) couldn’t be happier that Matty is back. I do feel bad that Gavin managed to coax him back in without revealing exactly why he needs us. And here you all thought that Lazygamer wasn’t making enough money to build a gladiator styled arena for cabbages to fight to the death in. You fools!
In Other News: Couches are the next big thing to be nerfed online, you’ll be able to STALK with your friends and nothing gives you a closer shave than the Hulk’s silky smooth, soft hands.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy determining how sexually arousing a donut is. Don’t ask.
Confirmed: The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth making its way to the New 3DS, Wii U, and Xbox One
Mario Maker Wii U Release Window Revealed
GOG gives all STALKER owners a free DRM-free copy
Battlefield Hardline patch nerfs couch
Titanfall DLC Maps Added to Regular Playlists
The Avengers Razors we deserve, but will never get
This mechanical exoskeleton makes walking more efficient
The HTC M8S is a cheaper version of last year’s flagship phone
Create better 3D models by waving your smartphone around
Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin – A New Darkness
Extra Credits – Awesome Per Second – Don’t Waste Time
24 Reasons The Matrix & The Lego Movie Are The Same Movie
This trailer for THE GIFT will leave you crying Simon Says
And DEADPOOL’s official age restriction will be…
TOP LIST THURSDAYS – TOP TEN WAR MOVIES
The Smoking Man and Skinner will return for THE X-FILES
Movies out this Easter Weekend
Hugh Jackman to produce and star in APOSTLE PAUL Biblical epic
ARROW/THE FLASH spinoff series casts Rip Hunter, Hawkgirl
Model: Anesca Gouws
Last Updated: April 2, 2015