Once again, I’m training. To be the best. The pride and honour of Lazygamer is at stake here, and you can bet your toasty buns that I intend to dominate our competition over at Super 2 Butts in the upcoming Mortal Kombat X tournament. So I’m pushing myself to the limits. Getting up at the crack of noon. Thumb push-ups. Thumb push-downs. Running up a step and then panting for half an hour. Mark my words, I will be ready. Go Team D!
In Other News: Something to make brown toilet papers happy, Donkey King returns with all 64 bits intact, master your bait and how skill impacts on the random element.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy practising our crotch-chops.
News
Xbox One May update now in beta, multitasking and voice messaging incoming
Nathan Fillion returns to his iconic role in Firefly Online
Release dates for three Hyperdimension Neptunia games announced
Grand Theft Auto 5’s first PC patch corrects login bug
Ultimate Angler is the new relaxed StreetPass game
Donkey Kong 64 is now available on the Wii U virtual console
Take a closer look at the gorgeous Star Ocean 5
Stuff
The anime that Studio Ghibli wanted to make
Rich Stanton on: Skill and the random element
Snatcher, now on…Virtual Boy?
Digital Foundry: Hands-On with Project Cars
Videos
Everybody’s Gone To The Rapture – Emergency trailer
Crypt of the Necrodancer – Launch trailer
Skullgirls Encore – Beowulf trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile: PERSEPOLIS
Olivia Wilde talks TRON 3; explains delay and AI characters
It’s official: Dominic Cooper cast in lead for PREACHER
Monday Box Office Report – Furious 7 outruns mall security
Trailer analysis – BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
Bring out the clones in this season 2 trailer for STAR WARS: REBELS!
Here’s the officially released HD trailer for BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE!
Gareth Edwards unveils first plot details, teaser for STAR WARS: ROGUE ONE
Doom is coming in this new trailer for FANTASTIC FOUR
Models: Borderlands group by Jesús Clares
Last Updated: April 20, 2015
Umar
April 20, 2015 at 16:02
Cosplay Monday?
The D
April 20, 2015 at 16:06
Summin’ like that!
Umar
April 20, 2015 at 16:18
I dig it!
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Admiral Chief asked for this
April 20, 2015 at 16:09
O_O
Hammersteyn
April 20, 2015 at 16:10
Star Ocean 5
http://media0.giphy.com/media/JG4iKdJamPHNK/giphy.gif
Umar
April 20, 2015 at 16:18
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hammersteyn
April 20, 2015 at 16:19
XD
Pariah
April 20, 2015 at 16:31
Yup. Looks so EFFING EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HairyEwok
April 21, 2015 at 10:12
All aboard the kawaii steamy nose loco.
Hammersteyn
April 20, 2015 at 16:11
Who loves My Little Pony?
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 20, 2015 at 16:12
Nope, nope nope nope not watching
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 20, 2015 at 16:13
Would it ruin your adulthood? I mean… childhood.
Hammersteyn
April 20, 2015 at 16:14
Which ones your favourite?
RinceThis
April 20, 2015 at 16:19
Is that you Avo?!
Unavengedavo
April 20, 2015 at 16:39
You rang? O_o
Pariah
April 20, 2015 at 16:40
NO WAY. New job? O_O
Unavengedavo
April 20, 2015 at 16:42
Lol, nope. My phone seems to be behaving O_o
Hammersteyn
April 20, 2015 at 16:43
No D picks again please 😛
Unavengedavo
April 20, 2015 at 17:23
Like this?
Hammersteyn
April 21, 2015 at 07:31
XD XD XD
Pariah
April 20, 2015 at 16:45
You sure it’s yours? 😛
Hammersteyn
April 20, 2015 at 16:43
AVO!
RinceThis
April 20, 2015 at 17:02
YAY! He’s here!
Pariah
April 20, 2015 at 16:31
Love the cliff scene!! XD
Hammersteyn
April 20, 2015 at 16:32
The disease one too.
Pariah
April 20, 2015 at 16:32
“In just the hoof!” hahaha. Love it!
Ryanza
April 20, 2015 at 16:11
Another day where my comments gets turned to shit. I know my comments are shit to begin with but that’s the way I like it.
Deal with it.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CC1MiT5WgAAte4B.jpg
Hammersteyn
April 20, 2015 at 16:12
Is this how you fast travel in Witcher 3?
RinceThis
April 20, 2015 at 16:20
Nope, that’s a microtransaction that costs $1…
Hammersteyn
April 20, 2015 at 16:20
Soccer mom van! Travel in style. Horses are for third world people.
Ryanza
April 20, 2015 at 16:21
I’m pretty sure that lift was free.
Vulcha
April 20, 2015 at 18:54
Say no to BRT – the Microvan is coming.
Sageville
April 20, 2015 at 16:38
Shame man, you sound all persecuted.
Dutch Matrix
April 20, 2015 at 16:45
Don’t Support Prosecution! The Age of Enlightenment has come!
Izzy
April 20, 2015 at 16:45
A prophet is often misunderstood until his prophecy comes into fruition, and clarity descends on the masses! …Oh, and I’m just as excited as you are, man. XD
Matthew Holliday
April 21, 2015 at 08:58
geralt needs more shading and detail.
HvR
April 20, 2015 at 16:48
Really thought that the news not posted today would have been due to them trying to use stacked Kalahari discount vouchers.
Hammersteyn
April 20, 2015 at 16:49
Oh snap!