Live from the glitzy dank basement of Lazygamer HQ, it’s the long weekend! We’ve got a great show planned for you all. We’ve dressed a random intern in Manchester United clothing and thrown him into a pit with Gavin, Geoff is going to break his world record for not sleeping and I’ll be sawn in half in an attempt to see how long I can go without my lower extremities. Stay tuned for more!
In Other News: August gets Sacred, don’t underestimate Nintendo, no more Unreal Tournament, Titanfall gets pimped on PC and Steam goes into Krunch-mode.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to find a replacement act after the Magnificent Malema bailed out on the show.
News
Titanfall PC to receive new visual features in collaboration with Nvidia Gameworks
Racing shooter hybrid Calibre 10 goes early access ahead of Xbox One
Unreal Tournament isn’t in development, says Epic boss
Sacred 3 launching August 26
Never underestimate Nintendo, says Molyneux
Armoured Warfare is a military tank shooter from Obsidian
New PS4 update will improve sharing and streaming options, remove HDCP
Krunch hits Steam with new features and limited time sale
Stuff
Bravery, shame and other feelings: GDC 2014?s Indie Soapbox
Lovers In A Dangerous Spacetime steals the show at GDC 2014?s Indie Megabooth
Replicas of classic controllers, now available for your PC
Demonic Puppy needs to be a boss in Dark Souls III
Videos
Dynasty Warriors 8 Xtreme Legends – PS4 trailer
Unreal Engine 4 – Features trailer
Sacred 3 – Gameplay trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Nothing can prepare you for what’s going to happen in the new trailer for The Giver
This final trailer for the Amazing Spider-Man 2 is all about web design
Movies Out Today – Fast cars, time travel and Wes Anderson quirkiness
For Pete’s sake, it’s the first full trailer for FX’s Fargo adaptation
Angelina Jolie used to have wings in this exciting new trailer for Maleficent
Model: Ayshah Pearson
Last Updated: March 20, 2014
Rince
March 20, 2014 at 16:34
Great week folks! Have an awesome and safe long weekend!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 20, 2014 at 16:39
I wonder if she’d like to take a ride on my yacht.
Brian Murphy
March 24, 2014 at 10:31
Well, if she doesn’t like your yacht, maybe she likes motorboats pbpbpbpbpbpbpbp 😉
Brian Murphy
March 20, 2014 at 16:46
Oh man, Gavin’s Google+ chat is going to be freakin LOADED. 4 Day weekend for me to constantly send him updates? That’ll learn him to go on long weekends!
Enjoy your weekend folks 🙂
VampyreSquirrel
March 20, 2014 at 16:52
That’s why I have more than one way to bug get in contact with him.
Brian Murphy
March 20, 2014 at 16:58
Yeah but I’m in a way way way different timezone, so it’s better this way. Much rather let him check his G+ chat, than bombard him elsewhere hah.
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 20, 2014 at 17:00
Photoshop fail on her arm, but at least it’s not as bad as Zoe’s Photoshop attempts 😛
McBeanoO
March 20, 2014 at 17:07
Infamous Second Son seems to be getting average reviews everywhere. Not surprised that Sony is dropping the ball on exclusives since firing almost everybody.
Brian Murphy
March 20, 2014 at 17:23
You’re…not familiar with what words mean, are you? 81 (current rank on Meta) is not even remotely close to the definition of ‘average’. Also, Sony employs roughly 146,000 people. ‘Almost everybody’ would be well over 100,000 firings, and yeah, not even close.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 20, 2014 at 19:37
This message is officially sent from my new ADSL…Now, who is up for some carnage????
Ottokie
March 20, 2014 at 23:31
awesome!
Vulcha
March 20, 2014 at 20:38
Do they teach you to check people’s names at journo school / the asylum? You’re doing Monika Pietrasinska an injustice.
KingKappie
March 21, 2014 at 08:27
Im just posting this on Friday to let you know i’m working 🙁
Hammersteyn
March 21, 2014 at 08:35
Me too 🙁
And no overtime. Human rights day my ass.
Deano
March 21, 2014 at 10:58
ditto, but I got a 2 week holiday coming up end of next week 🙂
Hammersteyn
March 22, 2014 at 12:08
Yeah if I get a holiday soon it would be a miracle. Can’t remember when last I even took one,but it was so long ago I wouldn’t know what to do with my time after the first day off.