I’ve got ideas man. Great ideas. Like getting Konami to make branded public urinals, so that someone else could piss all over the Metal Gear Solid franchise for once. Or gun control laws where the price of bullets are jacked up to an absurd degree so that nobody has to worry about violence getting out of control.
But dammit, the world isn’t ready for my revolutionary brand of thinking…yet. But one day, people will see that I had some grand ideas. Ideas that could have saved the planet. I’ll be like the Nicolas Cage of ideas! My time is coming!
In Other News: No Revenge plans for Burnout, Batman isn’t in the Crossfire, The Witness will have voices aplenty and Primal Carnage gets a date.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because having your relationship ended over too many video games is a ridiculous thing to Fallout 4.
News
Criterion has “no plans” to bring Burnout Revenge to Xbox One backwards compatibility
PS4 and Xbox One Resident Evil 6 appears at Korean rating board
Japanese-made favourites return in Humble Weekly Bundle
SLI and Crossfire support ruled out for PC’s Batman: Arkham Knight
Primal Carnage: Extinction EU/AUS release date confirmed
Geforce drivers live for Syndicate and Overwatch
Lightning Returns is coming to Steam on December 10
The Witness won’t have distracting music, but it will have voice acting
Stuff
Knights of a rusted future
I wore the Fallout 4 Pip-Boy for a week
Look inside some classic Nintendo controllers
Yo-Kai Watch probably isn’t a Pokémon killer
Videos
Just Cause 3 – Kasabian trailer
Paragon – Sparrow reveal trailer
The Crew: Wild Run – Launch trailer
What’s on at The Movies
This trailer for MIDNIGHT SPECIAL is like a feeling
Peter Jackson: “I didn’t know what the hell I was doing” with THE HOBBIT
WIN two tickets to THE LAST WITCH HUNTER screening!
Movies out Today: 20 November 2015
First look at Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart in CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE!
The first AGENT CARTER season 2 teaser trailer is fantastic!
We review THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY – PART 2 – Sombre but satisfying series finale
Last Updated: November 20, 2015
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 20, 2015 at 16:03
Geez. Stardust was quiet this week. Probably hoping the new nickname dies in his absence
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:17
He was practicing his new routine
https://49.media.tumblr.com/2223b3af3f4e64b6e088d3dc14311711/tumblr_n8emyuQxsJ1rio49do1_500.gif
RinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 16:18
hahahahahaha 🙂
Raptor Rants
November 20, 2015 at 16:21
Why….
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:21
THERE HE IS XD
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:22
Because @Admiral_Chief:disqus reminded us
Unavengedavo
November 20, 2015 at 16:23
Wait, do I need to go and make another picture again? O_o
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:24
As long as it’s Stardust themed
Unavengedavo
November 20, 2015 at 16:25
Will see what I can do… Think I still have some source material to work with.
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:26
hehe
oVg
November 20, 2015 at 16:04
Its FALLout time 🙂
http://i.imgur.com/NoKYh4K.gifv
RinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 16:07
You go pip boy! Remember to record your drunken madness!
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:10
Fake, Stormtroopers never hit anything and he clearly hit the ground
RinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 16:13
hahahahaha WIN! Beer time!
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:15
Among other things
https://45.media.tumblr.com/c4550e8c284bdd47eb2e9932be71e65a/tumblr_n1qdn47uJv1s2wio8o1_400.gif
RinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 16:16
she doesn’t have red hair 0_O
Unavengedavo
November 20, 2015 at 16:16
Won’t those sprinkles water down the beer? O_o
Jac7
November 20, 2015 at 16:17
Fuck the beer
Dutch Matrix
November 20, 2015 at 16:17
Really? The Beer? You’d fuck the beer and not the woman?
RinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 16:18
got there just before me, that’s what she never said tehehe
Jac7
November 20, 2015 at 16:18
sigh
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:18
We know what you meant XD
Dutch Matrix
November 20, 2015 at 16:19
We also know that his was a poor choice of words.
Unavengedavo
November 20, 2015 at 16:21
In his defense, the lady does look old enough to be some one’s mom O_o
RinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 16:17
If you want, I’d rather fuck her trololo
RinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 16:17
I thought the same thing. Them I was like, I could move the bed and put my car there and get it nice and clean 0_O
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:18
Not at the rate I drink beer
RinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 16:18
I can confirm this.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 20, 2015 at 16:30
Beer is good beer is good beer is good…..and stuff!
(for those who don’t get there reference…google that)
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:31
???
Captain JJ the Goo
November 20, 2015 at 16:31
😀
I love psychostick.
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:32
It’s true what the song says. You can throw up and still drink.
Captain JJ the Goo
November 20, 2015 at 16:32
This has been tried, tested, tried again…and proven.
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:33
Did a ten in one once. You drink ten beers in one hour. Foam got to me. Was still sober though… and very hungry
Captain JJ the Goo
November 20, 2015 at 16:35
Haha. When it comes back still cold, you know you’re going to be alright. 😉
Seriously though…this Friday is just dragging along now. It needs to stop. I need to get home and be “sleg”
oVg
November 20, 2015 at 16:13
Storm Tripper
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:19
I hope his wookie is okay
HvR
November 20, 2015 at 16:49
That is why you connect and tighten the chin strap.
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:08
I believe Peter Jackson
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:09
https://45.media.tumblr.com/829bdb9308620d3e055ed5165a9653ec/tumblr_n77rfknjK01tey9ljo1_500.gif
Dutch Matrix
November 20, 2015 at 16:09
Your Momma must be so proud of you.
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:10
Like yours she dieded
Dutch Matrix
November 20, 2015 at 16:13
Sorry man!
Still though. I believe my Mom can still see what I do and… Just realized I am NEVER GOING TO HAVE A WANK AGAIN! Thanks Mom.
YOU FINALLY GOT TO RUIN THAT FOR ME! HAPPY NOW?
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:14
I’d like to believe she’d rather not watch
RinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 16:16
0_O
Sageville
November 20, 2015 at 16:40
…
RinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 16:13
YES! That’s the plan!
Sageville
November 20, 2015 at 16:22
WERD!
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:22
hehehe
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 16:10
https://45.media.tumblr.com/063996b5216920752317db750ac9e911/tumblr_mw0p2sWn2K1sgixyoo1_400.gif
Aries
November 20, 2015 at 16:29
Freak
Bessie Griggs
November 22, 2015 at 10:21
Captain JJ the Goo
November 20, 2015 at 16:24
Fallout Friday!
And I just want to be home to play Fallout now 🙁