Hoo boy. What a week. I mean, FIVE whole working days? Whose bright idea was this? And to make things even worse, somebody stole my Snickers bar! I won’t rest until I find the culprit, I tell you that much. Sure, it’d be simpler to just go pop another R5 and buy one, but that’s not the point dammit!
I mean, that Snickers Bar had two weeks until retirement! YOUR DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE COATING SHALL BE AVENGED!
In Other News: Trine 3 launches, core gamers aren’t real, Call of Duty Black Ops 3 is going to bust a level cap in yo ass and five ridiculously difficult video game puzzles to wrap your head around.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy telling children who like Scooby Doo that their parents adopted them.
Trine 3: The Artifacts of Power has officially launched
Steam data analysis concludes core gamers ‘don’t technically exist’
Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 beta getting new map, mode, and level cap increase
‘Oculus Rift isn’t going to sell billions in 2016 – and that’s okay’
Konami is asking what games we’d like to see come back
Australia to place 10% tax on all imported goods – including games
Chivalry and Killing Floor 2 will have crossover weapons
Deus Ex: Human Revolution devs make fun of own game in Let’s Play video
Something magical happened in the Rocket League finals
Five ridiculously hard to solve video game puzzles
What it’s like to be the community manager for the worst PS4 game ever
Into the wild: inside The Witcher 3 launch
What’s on at The Movies
Drew Struzan says STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS is “the best Star Wars ever”; reveals official poster
These were the highest paid actors and actresses of 2015
Movies out Today: 21 August 2015
A Review in Four Questions: EX MACHINA
Wait…. [Redacted] has what for hands in BATMAN V SUPERMAN?!
Adrianne Palicki and Nick Blood to be MARVEL’S MOST WANTED
Boom! It’s the red band trailer for SCOUTS GUIDE TO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Last Updated: August 21, 2015