I thought I was done for the year. My review slate finished. Another forty plus games done and dusted, leaving me a blissful week within which to rest my eyeballs before Pokémon arrived. Which also meant a week for you to pray to your respective gods, because you know how I get during Pokémon season. BUT IT WAS NOT TO BE! For I have not one, not two but three games to blitz through and write about. You know what I defiantly say to that obstacle before me? “Not in the face!”.
In Other News: Titanfall goes deluxe, The Crew opens up, Destiny on trial and why Smash Bros will consume your life.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because I was too busy getting screwed by our post office yet again.
News
Titanfall Deluxe Edition welcomes new pilots to the fight
The Crew open beta hits PS4 and Xbox One next week
Bladestorm Nightmare carves a path through history in March
New Super Mario Bros Wii sales surpass 10 million in US
Far Cry 4 lead working on a personal project at Ubisoft
Destiny: Bungie “considering different ways” to accommodate solo players
Destiny now has a free trial promotion on the PS4
You probably won’t realise how much work goes into Skywind
Stuff
“I don’t want to be a part of piracy”
A Princess Mononoke redesign that I could get behind
A guide to Hearthstone’s newest cards
Why Smash Bros is more than just a game
Videos
Block ‘n Load – Debut trailer
The Crew – 101 trailer
Dead Or Alive 5: Last Round – Raidou trailer
What’s on at The Movies
We’ll be visiting 1984 again with Paul Greengrass directing
Zoolander 2 casts Penelope Cruz
Movies Out Today – Hungry for some YA action?
Alexandria Daddario, Mike Colter and more on the list of contenders for Jessica Jones and Luke Cage series
Meet the cast of the live-action Attack on Titan movie with these character posters
Prometheus 2 promises no more Alien rip-offs
Model: Natalie Heart
Last Updated: November 21, 2014
Weanerdog
November 21, 2014 at 16:05
Nice photo but how did she get her pants off without removing those boots. Also here is the fridge you always wanted but didn’t know.
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 16:08
We need the video link………………for academic purposes
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 21, 2014 at 16:16
It probably wasn’t pants…
Weanerdog
November 24, 2014 at 10:25
Yes those skirt thingies slipped my mind for a second.
Milesh Bhana
November 24, 2014 at 15:15
it’s bigger on the inside?
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 16:06
Weekend! – Time for some Fürious partying
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oVg Puer aeternus
November 21, 2014 at 16:11
In the dark. Eksdom started phase 1 load shedding today. Cape Town had no power the last 2 hours.
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 16:13
No wonder it’s been so quiet here. Useless Eskom is useless
oVg Puer aeternus
November 21, 2014 at 16:14
Another 200% tariff hike on the way.
BLACKMAIL
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 16:21
As long as it goes towards infrastructure and not bonuses (who can they be paid bonuses in the first place) then I’m happy. Also people who don’t even pay for electricity marched the streets because of load shedding last time. What a world we live in.
HvR
November 21, 2014 at 16:39
http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/50/19/2b82bb24956a162b0e8fc5bbfd4bb246.gif
oVg Puer aeternus
November 21, 2014 at 16:46
bwahahaha
Skyblue
November 21, 2014 at 22:48
LOL!
HvR
November 21, 2014 at 16:19
I had my hour Eskom break over my lunch break, cold hotdogs yum.
HvR
November 21, 2014 at 16:24
I had my hour Eskom break over my lunch break, cold hotdogs yum.
Skyblue
November 21, 2014 at 23:19
LOL CT gets ripped again, we outdid you guys by a full phase… we’re at DEFCON 2 mofo
HvR
November 21, 2014 at 16:24
Time to pop open a couple of Hebrewski’s and
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 16:25
hahahaha
Skyblue
November 21, 2014 at 22:47
So maybe it’s all the Jameson I’ve been styling tonight but this shit is funny!
Skyblue
November 21, 2014 at 22:45
LOL!!!
oVg Puer aeternus
November 21, 2014 at 16:09
That chair will need a patch after her high heels are done with it. Disgraceful.
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 16:11
lol
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 21, 2014 at 16:21
The chair’ll be fine…. actually, I don’t give a shit about the chair.
oVg Puer aeternus
November 21, 2014 at 16:22
Just killing squirrels 🙂
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 21, 2014 at 16:24
lol leave the squirrels alone!
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 16:25
Is she alright though? Looks like she needs a hand.
oVg Puer aeternus
November 21, 2014 at 16:27
http://media3.giphy.com/media/Kc3FsPX7MWtsQ/giphy.gif
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 21, 2014 at 16:29
See oVg’s response.
But yeah, I think she needs “help”.
oVg Puer aeternus
November 21, 2014 at 16:30
Leave her be. Chicks require daily DLC.
Anon A Mouse
November 21, 2014 at 16:26
Oh my Heart but that’s one BEAUTIFUL chair right there. Must say the accessories brings out the best in it.
HvR
November 21, 2014 at 16:29
As iemand met hulle hakke so op my banke sit moet hulle gewiks word.
Hammersteyn
November 21, 2014 at 16:41
XD
Skyblue
November 21, 2014 at 22:52
“Not in the face!” I think you mean hair D… ;-p