So this past weekend, I discovered the most fantastic biscuit ever, called Tim Tams, and I’d bust my waist line for more of them. The problem? I can’t find the damn things anywhere, as these Tim Tams were not bought in PE. Frankly, i don’t blame our shops for not having them, because the government refuses to acknowledge that the dank and hopeless pit of PE even exists. I blame the damn CHUDS.
In Other News: Someone doesn’t dig the new Pokemon, how to sell GTA V, Metal Gear revenges a special edition and Capcom’s biggest fails.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy trying to escape the PE Forest Hill mutants so that I could get some damn Tim Tams.
News
Wasteland 2 lifts the fog on how you’ll explore and die
Namco registers One Piece and Naruto domains
Magic The Gathering: Tactics to be shut down March 28
GTA V debuts at number 2 in Japan
Alien Isolation trademark filed by 20th Century Fox
Ryse screens show off Nero’s palace
Metal Gear Rising Revengeance special edition revealed
Knack screens introduce new characters
Stuff
Top ten reasons why I can’t get into Pokemon X and Y
Studio accused of blocking YouTube video over criticisms
Capcom’s top ten fails
Politician out to scare parents makes a great pitch for GTA V
Videos
Sonic Lost Worlds – 3DS trailer
Zumba Fitness – Party features trailer
Need for Speed Rivals – All Drive trailer
What’s on at The Movies
The delightfully first teaser trailer for the Day of the Doctor has been released
We Review Riddick - A semi-satisfying mixture of badass and just bad
Monday Box Office Report – Carrie on then
Gravity – So what did you think?
Say goodbye to innocence and Alex Pettyfer’s shirt in this trailer for Endless Love
The Legend of Korra finally revealed what an Avatar is
Is Darth Vader headed to a smaller screen in a galaxy near you?
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Last Updated: October 21, 2013
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 21, 2013 at 16:08
How many zebras died for those babies?
John's digital rights
October 21, 2013 at 16:09
Too many?
Sageville
October 21, 2013 at 16:39
Pfft, that bikini is totally photoshopped in, the real picture shows her completely nekkid!
….at least in my mind it is.
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:41
Its real but a quick google search shows some interesting pics to say the least..
Sageville
October 22, 2013 at 08:42
Who is this spineless fucktard downvoting everyone?
It’s starting to reduce the awesomeness of our LG community and I don’t like that.
kellysmith1225
October 21, 2013 at 20:00
Bella. I just agree… Richard`s bl0g is cool… last friday I
got a brand new Lexus LS400 after I been earnin $9245 this-past/five weeks
and would you believe, ten k this past month. it’s certainly the most
financially rewarding I’ve ever had. I started this 4 months ago and pretty
much immediately got me more than $72, per-hour. I use the details on this
website,, bay35.com
lauraagee85
October 24, 2013 at 09:19
Bella. I just agree… Richard`s bl0g is cool… last friday I
got a brand new Lexus LS400 after I been earnin $9245 this-past/five weeks
and would you believe, ten k this past month. it’s certainly the most
financially rewarding I’ve ever had. I started this 4 months ago and pretty
much immediately got me more than $72, per-hour. I use the details on this
website,, bay35.com
Hammersteyn
October 21, 2013 at 16:17
Poaching is illegal. Tell her to put those Abalone shells back!
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:25
Google the “Tim Tam Slam” – you have not lived until you try it. They are my favourite biscuits ever. Seriously, ever. Also, some Pick n Pay’s stock them, and some Spars.
NecroRince
October 21, 2013 at 16:25
They are called ‘Penguins!’
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:29
They are Tim Tams!!!! I made them! so it can’t be lies!
NecroRince
October 21, 2013 at 16:29
Haha! NEVA!
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:40
Never even sampled my own biscuits! I am a sad example of my biscuit empire..
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:49
Bad Tim. Go and have a Tim Tam now! That’s an order!
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:51
I don’t even know how they look!! 0_0
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:59
http://nyceats.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/us-vs-australia-tim-tams-013.jpg
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:30
hahaha, +1 upvote for you sir. Well played.
John's digital rights
October 21, 2013 at 16:40
Wouldn’t they be Tim Tans then?
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:41
*sigh* it never ends does it? My life as it was will never be the same..
John's digital rights
October 21, 2013 at 16:42
This place does that to you. But alas Tim, you shall always be my brother in arms.
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:44
I am wish lived in CT Could meet you guys and kick your asses at games! even if that means pc games! and laugh at my ancient pc! lol
John's digital rights
October 21, 2013 at 16:46
You’d probably kick my ass. I’m terrible at MP games. But if you could meet us you’d probably not make the night. We’re dodgy ass folk down here in the RCT.
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:47
My family lives there, Think id be okay!
John's digital rights
October 21, 2013 at 16:47
We own your family.
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:50
Haha…No man… On serious note though To meet all you guys, Rince and OVG and Banana Jim and Trevor would be awesome! really would be!
John's digital rights
October 21, 2013 at 16:52
I agree. I am yet to meet some of these kind folks. Especially Master Rince and the Emperor. One big LG gathering, hopefully not too far from now. We all know the Banana is but a computer response system.
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:55
Rince is awesome guy, same as Ovg, Vampire squirrel and Rock(cant remember the rest think 897) Had the honour of playing with them all.. If they like that online must be really cool guys in person… True guys like them would be a great friends.
Anon A Mouse
October 21, 2013 at 16:55
I though the resident ninja Mr Geoff Tim is the owner. I learn something new every day.
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:56
Indeed you do!
NecroRince
October 21, 2013 at 16:25
Tim Tam’s are from downunder Darryn! Not to mention the REAL version is called a Penguin bar from England! Damn those thieves will steal ANYTHING!
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:26
Tim Tams (And its parent company, Arnott’s) have been around for over a century. Just, btw.
NecroRince
October 21, 2013 at 16:26
My gods they even stole time?! 0-O
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:28
Nope, did research on them for a University thing. Seriously, they’ve been around for longer than your grandparents have. Scary. And no, I didn’t know that until I did that research.
???
October 21, 2013 at 21:02
Why the hell are you trying to be smart!? I hate it people talk about if they did do research or not!! IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! I NEVER DO RESEARCH AT ALL!!!
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 22:40
Except, some of us actually are smart. That’s why we research. So that we don’t come across as ignorant – much like you just have. Congratulations.
Crazy
October 21, 2013 at 22:55
YOU ASSHOLE!!! WE NEVER RESEARCH AT ALL!!! WE NEVER HAVE TIME TO RESEARCH!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE GETTING SMARTER!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!
NecroRince
October 21, 2013 at 16:28
And Penguin biscuits are milk chocolate-covered biscuit bars filled with chocolate cream. They are produced by United Biscuits’ manufacturing division McVitie’s. The Tim Tam produced by Arnott’s in Australia was based on the Penguin.
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:29
Cool story bro. Quote your source? (And yes, I’m open to being proven wrong, but proven being the operative word)
NecroRince
October 21, 2013 at 16:29
Okay, that was Wiki, so could be wrong indeed.
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:31
Wiki is a mixed bag of chips, so it could also be right. Crap, now I’ve got to research this again… Why’d you do this to me? Why?
NecroRince
October 21, 2013 at 16:31
Here you go. http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/04/17/1050172707606.html From the horses mouth as it were.
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:33
I admit partial defeat there – thanks for saving me the trouble of reserach. So, he found the Penguin and immediately said “I can do this better” – and did.
Tim Tams FTW!!!
NecroRince
October 21, 2013 at 16:34
HAHAHA! Sorry man, I don’t agree! Tim Tams are AWESOME, but too sweet for me. And like I tell all my women, I’m sweet enough 0-O
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:36
Yeah but the Brits don’t make anything sweet. I mean their caramel filled chocolate balls of goodness that are Galaxy Swirls – you can finish 4 packs in one sitting. That’s like 1KG of the stuff – and not be sweetened out. And yes, caramel filled chocolate that isn’t sweet, while good, is pointless. That’s the British.
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:36
And to clarify – I’ve actually done this.
NecroRince
October 21, 2013 at 16:43
I like less sugar in, MOAR taste! Something doesn’t need to be 99% sugar to be awesome, I mean, beer?
John's digital rights
October 21, 2013 at 16:48
Wine
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:52
SIES! Drink real mans drink! Have a Klippies!
John's digital rights
October 21, 2013 at 16:54
I will not go as low as giving you a downvote. So have an upvote.
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:56
I kid, If you like your wine then enjoy it man!
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:48
I drink whiskey, but that’s besides the point. When eating sweets, you expect there to be some sweetness in them. British chocolate skips that part and just gives you the “s” part. The last “s”
NecroRince
October 21, 2013 at 16:51
Pah! I fear your taste buds are only activated by a nuclear level of sugar, probably burnt from the whiskey! 😉 Theheheh *RUNS
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:58
Actually, I avoid it if at all possible. I don’t much like sugar – so I don’t eat sweets as a general rule. Point is though, if I want sweets, I want sugar, and if I want sugar, British don’t do it for me. TIM TAMS FTW.
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:43
Maybe you should use a new pickup line man… remember #foreverSP
Devourer of Small Bunnies
October 21, 2013 at 16:28
Good lawd. That body 0.o
TiMsTeR1033
October 21, 2013 at 16:29
I know!!
ToshZA
October 21, 2013 at 16:34
Bet its a common tourist attraction. Well travelled.
Devourer of Small Bunnies
October 22, 2013 at 09:20
lol those are to conflicting statements. Im not sure whether to clap or cry
ToshZA
October 22, 2013 at 09:56
Now you see my dilemma.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 21, 2013 at 16:30
Is her head too small for her body or her boobs to big for her head?
Her Highness the Hipster
October 21, 2013 at 20:58
optical illusion from the zebra print
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 22, 2013 at 06:45
Ah of course!
SaintsRowNigri
October 21, 2013 at 16:38
UIt die blou van onse hemel
Uit die diepte van ons see
Oor ons ewige gebergtes…
She makes me feel all patriotic…
stfenix
October 22, 2013 at 05:37
I have been searching for these mythical noms for the past 2 months but alas no shop in the greater centurion area stocks them.. the hunt continues….
Kromas
October 22, 2013 at 08:01
Pro Tip: Take a Tim Tam and bite off an edge on either side of it then place one end in a cup of coffee. Suck on it for till the coffee fills your mouth then stuff the soaked cookie in your mouth. Heaven.