Hey everybody, got your festive faces on? In little over two months, it’ll be Christmas… can you believe it? I don’t remember much of 2015, truth to be told. If anything, it’s been nothing but a blur of Geoff and Gav taking turns to fire me, to the point where I’ve lost count. What are we on now… 84681? Damn… I’m definitely not putting this job on my résumé!
In Other News: a massive space game is being made, vending machines in Japan now lend out umbrellas, Paranormal activity is heading to select theatres, and the bogeyman.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy spamming everybody with a million random chat emoticons.
News
After Nine Years, Massive Space Game Might Finally Get Made
Harmonix employees might be posting fake reviews of Rock Band 4 on Amazon
Shenmue 3’s Yu Suzuki details battle system, new characters and moreSay Goodbye To The Borderlands 2 Loot The World App
Losing Dead Island 2 project was a “catastrophic blow,” says former dev
Stuff
Japanese Vending Machines Now Lending Out Umbrellas
Rebellion have bought the ‘Woolfe: The Red Hood Diaries’ IP
Scribblenauts team seeking $500K for its next game through Fig
Paranormal Activity VR Demo Heading To Select Theaters
Videos
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Dota 2 Top Pro Plays – Frankfurt Major Qualifiers – Ep. 17
5 Reasons FNAF is about The Bogeyman – Culture Shock
What’s on @ The Movies
There’s money, crime and betrayal in this trailer for JOY
This first trailer for JANE GOT A GUN will kill you!
Marvel TV rumours: IRON FIST replaced by SHANG CHI, THUNDERBOLTS pitch scrapped and more
Director of ANT-MAN set to return for sequel
Model: Thimble
Last Updated: October 22, 2015
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 22, 2015 at 16:05
I’ve got my festive face on!
RinceThis
October 22, 2015 at 16:14
Damn man, you must have won the lottery too…
Hammersteyn
October 22, 2015 at 16:07
Hmmmmmm he mentions Christmas is in two months. That’s month number 12. Then he mentions 2015 and 84681. Well
2+0+1+5 = H (The eighth letter in the alphabet)
The twelve letter in the alphabet = L
And 8-4+6-8+1 = 3
H L 3
CONFIRMED AGAIN!!!
Dutch Matrix
October 22, 2015 at 16:12
Look. HL3 is ready to go. Only they are battling with the voice acting. Does Gordon Freeman go “Ow!Ow!Ow!Ow!” when he is shot to pieces, or does he go “MotherLoving Snake of a Arc Reactor! Maybe I should not have used that Checkers trolley to shove that shiny rock into that fancy contraption at the beginning of this shit!”
Hammersteyn
October 22, 2015 at 16:20
If only he used a Shoprite trolley. The crystals energy would have been contained.
Commander JJ of the Normandy
October 22, 2015 at 16:35
WOWIE!
One of these days Hammer! 😀
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 22, 2015 at 16:11
The model is Elizabeth and she is wearing the thimble. Y U SO SEIXSMIST!>!
Hammersteyn
October 22, 2015 at 16:14
…
RinceThis
October 22, 2015 at 16:15
Why does she have a yellow dot on her collar?
Mistake Not...
October 22, 2015 at 16:15
MS Paint fail?
Dutch Matrix
October 22, 2015 at 16:16
Matthew could not come right
RinceThis
October 23, 2015 at 08:32
lol
Hammersteyn
October 22, 2015 at 16:18
Because Matty secretly wants to be fired?
Mistake Not...
October 22, 2015 at 16:12
In all seriousness, there has to be some sort of conspiracy going on (Templars?), because the years are going by too fast. I was supposed to do so much this year and – oh right Fallout 4 in a month. That’s one upside, I guess.
Commander JJ of the Normandy
October 22, 2015 at 16:35
Oh Bioshock, you wonderful thing
Hammersteyn
October 22, 2015 at 16:36
oVg
October 22, 2015 at 16:58
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