Michael Keaton was feeling down. Maybe it was because he had been snubbed of an Oscar award this year. Maybe it was because I was following him, dressed in my rubber Batman costume that was based on his appearance in the 1989 movie that he starred in as the caped crusader. Whatever. Still, I felt that it was duty to help lift his spirits. “Ignore, these mother-lovers and their snubs man! You’re friggin’ Batman! Let’s show these bastards some good ol’ apocalyptic porn! $1 billion gross at the box office, guaranteed!”. Then I spread my cape, and flew off, to go find some more groovy drygs. Man, This stuff is aces!
In Other News: Call me Golem, Joe Mad has a mad new game on the way, NightCry makes money, Zombie Samus Aran wants your brains and all the winners of the Oscars.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because we were too busy being sad that all the infantile Twitter handles had been taken already.
News
Aganos joins Killer Instinct: Season 2 next week, Ghost Girl teased
Godus’ jilted deity finding more opportunities in mortal life
Underworld Ascendant greenlit on Steam within one week
Trade deadline roster update goes live in NBA 2K15
Horror project NightCry raises $300K on Kickstarter
Darksiders creator tease new game announcement
Roundabout has one of the most tedious Achievements imaginable
Stuff
Your games have more replay value than you think
Bringing balance to the animals in Armello
Zombie SAmus cosplay is coming for your brains
Videos
GT Countdown – Top 10 shotguns
Dragon’s Dogma – Great Beasts trailer
Dirty Bomb – Mercs in training trailer
What’s on at The Movies
And the winners of the 2015 Oscars are…
Joss Whedon talks AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON – Powering down the big bad
New plot details, positive script reviews for TERMINATOR GENISYS emerge
And the ‘winners’ of the 35th annual Razzie awards are…
Monday Box Office Report – Fifty Shades unravels
Steven Spielberg wants to another INDIANA JONES film starring Chris Pratt
This trailer for WELCOME TO ME will have you talking to yourself
Cinophile: HIGHLANDER
Model: Danica Stonhouse
Last Updated: February 23, 2015
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 23, 2015 at 16:05
You don’t build a Stonhouse on a foundation of wet sand. :/
Dutch Matrix
February 23, 2015 at 16:06
No. But I bet a few men wouldn’t mind making a Stonhouse upon that wet sand…
Blood Emperor Trevor
February 23, 2015 at 16:08
INNUENDO!
Ranting Raptor
February 23, 2015 at 17:24
lol
Darren Peach
February 23, 2015 at 16:05
Chris Pratt is my new favorite movie dude.
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:13
Professor Xavier once beat up Starlord O_o
http://38.media.tumblr.com/b8656b1ba33496075bb6a26302ff75d5/tumblr_n9xsd78Ozb1smcqr3o3_250.gif
Admiral Chief
February 23, 2015 at 16:15
Oh crap, that was him? Dayum
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:15
No beard
SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad
February 23, 2015 at 16:21
Starlord was a bit of a shitty person in that movie. Wait.. he was a bit of a shitty person in his own movie too!
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:35
His new movie….
http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/ay0nGAV_460sa.gif
Sageville
February 23, 2015 at 16:36
Not Alien tampon?
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:43
XD who comes up with this shit.
Darren Peach
February 23, 2015 at 16:36
Are those Velociraptor on bikes ?
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:41
Yes, but it’s another troll gif
Darren Peach
February 23, 2015 at 16:17
He was even good in that.
Matewis Jubilai
February 23, 2015 at 16:28
Makes me want to see Office Space again 😛
Darren Peach
February 23, 2015 at 16:33
Not from Office Space. LOL.
Matewis Jubilai
February 23, 2015 at 16:34
Lol I know, but the combination of cubicles and breaking office equipment reminds me of it
Darren Peach
February 23, 2015 at 16:35
Milton and the Daves.
Sageville
February 23, 2015 at 16:31
Great find!
Pariah
February 23, 2015 at 17:01
If you look, you can see the unbroken keyboard fly past.
Ranting Raptor
February 23, 2015 at 17:24
mind blown
ElimiNathan
February 23, 2015 at 18:05
What movie was this from again ?
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 18:09
Wanted (2007) Angeliena Jolie and Morgan Freeman is also in this.
Mark Treloar
February 23, 2015 at 20:35
Horrible adaptation.
Lardus-Resident Perve
February 23, 2015 at 16:09
Hmmm, why am I suddenly lus for Ribs?
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:12
XD
Admiral Chief
February 23, 2015 at 16:10
VAT SO MAANDAG, VAT SO!
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:12
Mondays……..
http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aVWDdZM_460sa.gif
Admiral Chief
February 23, 2015 at 16:13
Is dit ‘n yskas?
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:14
of ‘n mikrogolfoond
Matewis Jubilai
February 23, 2015 at 16:15
of ‘n skottelgoedwasser
Admiral Chief
February 23, 2015 at 16:16
Maandag poets deur middel van klein toetstel
Matewis Jubilai
February 23, 2015 at 16:17
Jy klink soos my ou afrikaans jufvrou. Uhm, juvvrou?/juffrou?/jufrou? Damn, moes seker opgelet het 😛
Admiral Chief
February 23, 2015 at 16:17
*juffrou
Matewis Jubilai
February 23, 2015 at 16:18
dankie juffrou! 😀
Admiral Chief
February 23, 2015 at 16:20
Jy kan dit vir haar ook sê! Genugtige Matewis, jou taalgebruik is van die boonste gestaltes!
Matewis Jubilai
February 23, 2015 at 16:25
Hehe. Ek het selfs dubbel die normale hoeveelheid afrikaanse klasse bygewoon: matriek rekeningkunde altyd geslip en in afrikaans gaan sit. Omtrent net gekuier in haar klas en af en toe Toorberg gelees 😀
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:28
Ekt geslaap, skool was vervelig en my punte het dit reflekteer.
Matewis Jubilai
February 23, 2015 at 16:31
Rekenaarstudie was darm lekker, behalwe vir die uitgedateerde teorie deel, toe hulle ons van simm en dimm RAM probeer leer het lank nadat dit uitgefaseer is.
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:32
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Admiral Chief
February 24, 2015 at 08:13
Rekenaarstudie was Quake 2 DM klas
Matewis Jubilai
February 23, 2015 at 16:14
Rofl at those Razzie awards: “Kirk Cameron in Saving Christmas :After explaining why he loves everything about Christmas, Kirk takes his
brother-in-law, Christian, on a tour to convince him that various
popular elements of Christmas are biblical. The two then return home for
the remainder of the family Christmas party.”
Oh boy! where’s the popcorn?
also, spoiler alert i guess.
Darren Peach
February 23, 2015 at 16:39
Ooh, Don’t wanna see that drivel.
Admiral Chief
February 23, 2015 at 16:14
https://ppcdn.500px.org/70848315/2f6985a472f05cef0c7a8274710ac2bda81040b2/2048.jpg
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:18
High heels in sand, genius
Brady miaau
February 23, 2015 at 21:48
So the tight skirts make perfect sense then?
Hammersteyn
February 24, 2015 at 07:54
Indeed
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:15
LOLed at “Your games have more replay value than you think”
*Suggests The Order 1886
Matewis Jubilai
February 23, 2015 at 16:20
I refuse to believe that Kelsey Grammer’s performance in Expendables 3 was anything other than stellar
Darren Peach
February 23, 2015 at 16:26
Ha Ha. Michael Keaton was feeling down. He was chewing gum like a cocky jock or something and when his movie won all the awards he probably was expecting his name to be called. Felt sorry for the guy, Still, Chewing gum like that was hilarious.
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:29
I really dig Michael Keaton. Hopefully he still has a few movies in him. Birdman was such a weird movie but I loved every minute of it.
Darren Peach
February 23, 2015 at 16:31
Yeah, I like him. Saw him in Batman when I was like 12 or 13. The rest of his films are ok. Haven’t seen Bird man yet.
Umar
February 23, 2015 at 16:27
Night Cry!!!!!!!YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:29
Japanese + Horror = Win
Darren Peach
February 23, 2015 at 16:31
Need I remind you of The Evil Within ?
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:32
Mostly win?
Darren Peach
February 23, 2015 at 16:37
Fail for me.
Umar
February 23, 2015 at 16:47
Yup. Clock Tower was awesome!
Sageville
February 23, 2015 at 16:35
So I read a review by Chris House…. this would probably be a great place to introduce him…. unless hes a lesser reviewer/coffee-fetcher/xbone-fanboi underling…
Hammersteyn
February 23, 2015 at 16:36
They already have Darryn
Guest
February 23, 2015 at 17:49
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