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In Other News – 23 February 2015

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Danica-Stonhouse

Michael Keaton was feeling down. Maybe it was because he had been snubbed of an Oscar award this year. Maybe it was because I was following him, dressed in my rubber Batman costume that was based on his appearance in the 1989 movie that he starred in as the caped crusader. Whatever. Still, I felt that it was duty to help lift his spirits. “Ignore, these mother-lovers and their snubs man! You’re friggin’ Batman! Let’s show these bastards some good ol’ apocalyptic porn! $1 billion gross at the box office, guaranteed!”. Then I spread my cape, and flew off, to go find some more groovy drygs. Man, This stuff is aces!

In Other News: Call me Golem, Joe Mad has a mad new game on the way, NightCry makes money, Zombie Samus Aran wants your brains and all the winners of the Oscars.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because we were too busy being sad that all the infantile Twitter handles had been taken already.

News

Aganos joins Killer Instinct: Season 2 next week, Ghost Girl teased
Godus’ jilted deity finding more opportunities in mortal life
Underworld Ascendant greenlit on Steam within one week
Trade deadline roster update goes live in NBA 2K15
Horror project NightCry raises $300K on Kickstarter
Darksiders creator tease new game announcement
Roundabout has one of the most tedious Achievements imaginable

Stuff

Your games have more replay value than you think
Bringing balance to the animals in Armello
Zombie SAmus cosplay is coming for your brains

Videos

GT Countdown – Top 10 shotguns
Dragon’s Dogma – Great Beasts trailer
Dirty Bomb – Mercs in training trailer

What’s on at The Movies

And the winners of the 2015 Oscars are…
Joss Whedon talks AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON – Powering down the big bad
New plot details, positive script reviews for TERMINATOR GENISYS emerge
And the ‘winners’ of the 35th annual Razzie awards are…
Monday Box Office Report – Fifty Shades unravels
Steven Spielberg wants to another INDIANA JONES film starring Chris Pratt
This trailer for WELCOME TO ME will have you talking to yourself
Cinophile: HIGHLANDER

Model: Danica Stonhouse

Last Updated: February 23, 2015

62 Comments

  1. You don’t build a Stonhouse on a foundation of wet sand. :/

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    • Dutch Matrix

      February 23, 2015 at 16:06

      No. But I bet a few men wouldn’t mind making a Stonhouse upon that wet sand…

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      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        February 23, 2015 at 16:08

        INNUENDO!

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    • Ranting Raptor

      February 23, 2015 at 17:24

      lol

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  2. Darren Peach

    February 23, 2015 at 16:05

    Chris Pratt is my new favorite movie dude.

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 23, 2015 at 16:13

      • Admiral Chief

        February 23, 2015 at 16:15

        Oh crap, that was him? Dayum

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        • Hammersteyn

          February 23, 2015 at 16:15

          No beard

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          • SargonTheGreatPandaOfAkkad

            February 23, 2015 at 16:21

            Starlord was a bit of a shitty person in that movie. Wait.. he was a bit of a shitty person in his own movie too!

          • Hammersteyn

            February 23, 2015 at 16:35

          • Sageville

            February 23, 2015 at 16:36

            Not Alien tampon?

          • Hammersteyn

            February 23, 2015 at 16:43

            XD who comes up with this shit.

          • Darren Peach

            February 23, 2015 at 16:36

            Are those Velociraptor on bikes ?

          • Hammersteyn

            February 23, 2015 at 16:41

            Yes, but it’s another troll gif

      • Darren Peach

        February 23, 2015 at 16:17

        He was even good in that.

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      • Matewis Jubilai

        February 23, 2015 at 16:28

        Makes me want to see Office Space again 😛

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        • Darren Peach

          February 23, 2015 at 16:33

          Not from Office Space. LOL.

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          • Matewis Jubilai

            February 23, 2015 at 16:34

            Lol I know, but the combination of cubicles and breaking office equipment reminds me of it

          • Darren Peach

            February 23, 2015 at 16:35

            Milton and the Daves.

      • Sageville

        February 23, 2015 at 16:31

        Great find!

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      • Pariah

        February 23, 2015 at 17:01

        If you look, you can see the unbroken keyboard fly past.

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      • Ranting Raptor

        February 23, 2015 at 17:24

        mind blown

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      • ElimiNathan

        February 23, 2015 at 18:05

        What movie was this from again ?

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        • Hammersteyn

          February 23, 2015 at 18:09

          Wanted (2007) Angeliena Jolie and Morgan Freeman is also in this.

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      • Mark Treloar

        February 23, 2015 at 20:35

        Horrible adaptation.

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  3. Lardus-Resident Perve

    February 23, 2015 at 16:09

    Hmmm, why am I suddenly lus for Ribs?

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 23, 2015 at 16:12

      XD

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  4. Admiral Chief

    February 23, 2015 at 16:10

    VAT SO MAANDAG, VAT SO!

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  5. Hammersteyn

    February 23, 2015 at 16:12

    • Admiral Chief

      February 23, 2015 at 16:13

      Is dit ‘n yskas?

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      • Hammersteyn

        February 23, 2015 at 16:14

        of ‘n mikrogolfoond

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        • Matewis Jubilai

          February 23, 2015 at 16:15

          of ‘n skottelgoedwasser

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          • Admiral Chief

            February 23, 2015 at 16:16

            Maandag poets deur middel van klein toetstel

          • Matewis Jubilai

            February 23, 2015 at 16:17

            Jy klink soos my ou afrikaans jufvrou. Uhm, juvvrou?/juffrou?/jufrou? Damn, moes seker opgelet het 😛

          • Admiral Chief

            February 23, 2015 at 16:17

            *juffrou

          • Matewis Jubilai

            February 23, 2015 at 16:18

            dankie juffrou! 😀

          • Admiral Chief

            February 23, 2015 at 16:20

            Jy kan dit vir haar ook sê! Genugtige Matewis, jou taalgebruik is van die boonste gestaltes!

          • Matewis Jubilai

            February 23, 2015 at 16:25

            Hehe. Ek het selfs dubbel die normale hoeveelheid afrikaanse klasse bygewoon: matriek rekeningkunde altyd geslip en in afrikaans gaan sit. Omtrent net gekuier in haar klas en af en toe Toorberg gelees 😀

          • Hammersteyn

            February 23, 2015 at 16:28

            Ekt geslaap, skool was vervelig en my punte het dit reflekteer.

          • Matewis Jubilai

            February 23, 2015 at 16:31

            Rekenaarstudie was darm lekker, behalwe vir die uitgedateerde teorie deel, toe hulle ons van simm en dimm RAM probeer leer het lank nadat dit uitgefaseer is.

          • Hammersteyn

            February 23, 2015 at 16:32

            ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

          • Admiral Chief

            February 24, 2015 at 08:13

            Rekenaarstudie was Quake 2 DM klas

  6. Matewis Jubilai

    February 23, 2015 at 16:14

    Rofl at those Razzie awards: “Kirk Cameron in Saving Christmas :After explaining why he loves everything about Christmas, Kirk takes his
    brother-in-law, Christian, on a tour to convince him that various
    popular elements of Christmas are biblical. The two then return home for
    the remainder of the family Christmas party.”
    Oh boy! where’s the popcorn?

    also, spoiler alert i guess.

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    • Darren Peach

      February 23, 2015 at 16:39

      Ooh, Don’t wanna see that drivel.

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  7. Admiral Chief

    February 23, 2015 at 16:14

    • Hammersteyn

      February 23, 2015 at 16:18

      High heels in sand, genius

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      • Brady miaau

        February 23, 2015 at 21:48

        So the tight skirts make perfect sense then?

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        • Hammersteyn

          February 24, 2015 at 07:54

          Indeed

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  8. Hammersteyn

    February 23, 2015 at 16:15

    LOLed at “Your games have more replay value than you think”
    *Suggests The Order 1886

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  9. Matewis Jubilai

    February 23, 2015 at 16:20

    I refuse to believe that Kelsey Grammer’s performance in Expendables 3 was anything other than stellar

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  10. Darren Peach

    February 23, 2015 at 16:26

    Ha Ha. Michael Keaton was feeling down. He was chewing gum like a cocky jock or something and when his movie won all the awards he probably was expecting his name to be called. Felt sorry for the guy, Still, Chewing gum like that was hilarious.

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 23, 2015 at 16:29

      I really dig Michael Keaton. Hopefully he still has a few movies in him. Birdman was such a weird movie but I loved every minute of it.

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      • Darren Peach

        February 23, 2015 at 16:31

        Yeah, I like him. Saw him in Batman when I was like 12 or 13. The rest of his films are ok. Haven’t seen Bird man yet.

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  11. Umar

    February 23, 2015 at 16:27

    Night Cry!!!!!!!YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 23, 2015 at 16:29

      Japanese + Horror = Win

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      • Darren Peach

        February 23, 2015 at 16:31

        Need I remind you of The Evil Within ?

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        • Hammersteyn

          February 23, 2015 at 16:32

          Mostly win?

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          • Darren Peach

            February 23, 2015 at 16:37

            Fail for me.

      • Umar

        February 23, 2015 at 16:47

        Yup. Clock Tower was awesome!

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  12. Sageville

    February 23, 2015 at 16:35

    So I read a review by Chris House…. this would probably be a great place to introduce him…. unless hes a lesser reviewer/coffee-fetcher/xbone-fanboi underling…

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 23, 2015 at 16:36

      They already have Darryn

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