As far as teamwork goes, I reckon that Geoff and I strike a pretty good combination of slick writing and top-rope elbow drops. We’re also pretty damn good at photoshop, according to my massive ego. And we’re also, also absolute children sometimes, resulting in our header image war of today. Will there be a truce? Probably, but there will be a cold war of sneaky attacks in the future, let me tell you that.
In Other News: Borat bites the dust, Guacamelee meets El Diablo, Animal Crossing is a blessing for Nintendo and Atari loses control of the stars.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy forming an elite team of photoshoppers to help me strike back at Geoff and the Adobe forces.
News
Amiga classics headed to Android later this year
Atari sells Star Control and Battlezone rights
Agent trademark renewed by Take Two
Animal Crossing helps lift Nintendo shares by 4%
Steam exclusive Spelunky daily challenges sounds brilliant
Lords of Shadow 2 is developer Mercury Steam’s last Castlevania
Valve responds to developer criticism of Steam Greenlight
Guacamelee enters El Diablo’s domain in new DLC
Stuff
Don’t do that to a PS Vita screen!
The Wind Waker HD – A new generation of whimsy
A video game sword to give you…Nightmares
Will Pikmin 3 save the Wii U?
Videos
Screwattack Video Game Vault – Life and Death
The Dark Sorceror – Full demo
Motorgun – Car combat teaser
What’s on at The Movies
The oldest enemy will return for the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special
This new trailer for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire is dealing with experienced killers
Sacha Baron Cohen bites the dust on the upcoming Freddie Mercury biopic
Cinophile – True Romance
Neptune High might sit on the first footage from the Veronica Mars
The Avatar returns in this new trailer for The Legend of Korra: Book Two
Riddick plays with knives in this new red band trailer, plus Comic Con panel recap!
Joss Whedon spills Avengers 2: Age of Ultron details
Model: Jenni Gregg
Last Updated: July 23, 2013
Lardus
July 23, 2013 at 16:06
Avengers 2!!!! Ali G for Freddie could work. Also, I am in the mood for some ribs after that ION
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 23, 2013 at 16:19
NOMNOMNOM I’m super hugrysaurus now
RinceWind
July 23, 2013 at 16:34
You utter bastard! I was going to be so good and have fish tonight!
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 23, 2013 at 16:55
Man I’m fasting and this makes my tummy RAAAAAAWR
OVG
July 23, 2013 at 16:07
Is that Geoff? HEADER WIN :)… good Photoshop :p
Weanerdog
July 23, 2013 at 16:59
Nah Geoff has bigger boobs
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 23, 2013 at 16:09
I miss commenting on LG 🙁 sucks to be a big boy 🙁
RinceWind
July 23, 2013 at 16:35
Where have you been bro? Haven’t seen you all day! And it’s been a good day!
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 23, 2013 at 16:54
Deadlines are looming so pushing to get done. Under pressure!! I missed all the fun !! Seemd geoff and d man had an all out war
LordCaptainAwesomeness
July 23, 2013 at 16:43
Tell me about it… been in meetings all day, and miss out on all the fun…pfft
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
July 23, 2013 at 16:55
Yeah know that feel….i wana be a kid again with the intellect if an adult lol we missed the war 🙁
Admiral Chief Groot Wors
July 23, 2013 at 16:10
Dude, you got SCHOOLED today by Geoff.
Sorry, my vote goes to him for teh photoshopz
RinceWind
July 23, 2013 at 16:41
I have to agree. Even with his very good attempts, Geoff seems to have won… wait, I’m supposed to be nice to Darryn today, he wins, nah nah nah! *Runs away
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
July 23, 2013 at 16:45
The day isn’t over yet…
Xelus
July 23, 2013 at 16:18
Do you by any chance recruit some folks in them comments below? If so, might I ask to be part of the photoshop team, got some 9 years experience with it. XD Just….you know, if I may you know…. *hint-hint*
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
July 23, 2013 at 16:42
You’re on my team. i call dibs.
Xelus
July 23, 2013 at 21:36
Smiter! It has begun. Soooooo, what needs doing first? XD
Unavengedavo
July 23, 2013 at 16:25
This seems Photoshopped…
RinceWind
July 23, 2013 at 16:37
Well, considering it used to be Geoff’s big butt I’d say Darryn did a good job 🙂 Troloo!
LordCaptainAwesomeness
July 23, 2013 at 16:38
Nooo man… made me spit my beer all over the keyboard
RinceWind
July 23, 2013 at 16:39
Sorry buddy 😉
LordCaptainAwesomeness
July 23, 2013 at 16:40
Riiight… Beer
Unavengedavo
July 23, 2013 at 16:40
Now you have sticky keys… And we all hope its because of the beer :O
RinceWind
July 23, 2013 at 16:40
0-o
LordCaptainAwesomeness
July 23, 2013 at 16:37
check the right arm above the head as well…
Unavengedavo
July 23, 2013 at 16:39
Why can’t they just leave naturally beatiful women as they are? Why photoshop them and set unrealistic goals for other women?
John Ambitious
July 24, 2013 at 07:37
Well now, that’s just wrong
Unavengedavo
July 23, 2013 at 16:43
Sacha Baron Cohen…
LordCaptainAwesomeness
July 23, 2013 at 16:44
Well he’s ugly enough to play Freddie….
Unavengedavo
July 23, 2013 at 16:53
Wait… I found a photo leaked during the photoshop process!!!