I think it’s time for a new chair. Now, my current one has served its purpose, but it has come to resemble the kind of torture device you’d find in the dungeons of the Spanish Inquisition. And not the fun kind either, like in Monty Python. But I have a plan. It involves taking a recliner I happen to have, strapping two skateboards underneath it and pondering if anything can possibly go wrong…
In Other News: GTA’s aircraft carrier may cost some coins, Driveclub sheds staff, no more Kratos for you and that fella has a face like an arse.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because the chair has me now.
News
GTA 5 Online: it doesn’t look like the aircraft carrier is coming to free mode
Overwatch: How Blizzard turned its biggest failure into its next great hope
Sony axes 55 staff from Driveclub studio Evolution
Halo 5 is teasing something
No plans to PS4 remaster other God of War games
Sucker Punch offering Infamous: Second Son downloadable gifts and discounts for its one year anniversary
Want to know exactly how Xenoblade Chronicles 3D’s amiibo and StreetPass mechanics work?
Stuff
Anime censorship reaches new levels of stupid
Life after death: The joy of returning to Dark Souls
There are zombies in Buck Hunter now
Videos
Bloodborne – Cut you down trailer
Final Fantasy Type-O HD – The Plot thickens trailer
State Of Decay Year One Survival Edition – Acclaim trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile: THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE WEIRD
THE LAZARUS EFFECT ticket winners!
Gal Gadot talks playing Wonder Woman in BATMAN V SUPERMAN
Monday Box Office Report – Divergent surges ahead
PREACHER finds its Arseface
I want to believe that THE X-FILES is ‘this’ close to getting a new series
Brett Ratner thinking of remaking ENTER THE DRAGON
Oh my god! It’s the first trailer and poster for MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION
Model: Dorothy Black
Last Updated: March 23, 2015
Admiral Chief
March 23, 2015 at 16:01
Is that Dorothy Black the SA blogger?
Dutch Matrix
March 23, 2015 at 16:15
I asked. Refresh for her response:
Hammersteyn
March 23, 2015 at 16:18
But it’s clearly day when the photo is taken 😛
ReaperOfSquirrels
March 23, 2015 at 16:59
Lighting effects are awesome obviously.
Admiral Chief
March 24, 2015 at 07:29
Good grief!
The N24 pics do NOT do her justice
BacchusZA
March 23, 2015 at 16:54
There’s another Dorothy Black who does modelling and other stuff involving varying degrees of undress……
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 23, 2015 at 16:09
I read too quickly & thought the header image said “In Mother News”. “Damn, that’s someone’s mom?!”
Pariah
March 23, 2015 at 16:13
Freudian slip?
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 23, 2015 at 16:14
Given my shock, not really 😉
Dutch Matrix
March 23, 2015 at 16:13
“Hey Dutch I want to introduce you to my Mom and my gods man! Why do you have a Bazooka in your pants?!”
Hammersteyn
March 23, 2015 at 16:13
Can I be her Todo?……. No wait, that’s not right…
Dutch Matrix
March 23, 2015 at 16:18
I would LOVE to be on her uhm “to-do” list
Hammersteyn
March 23, 2015 at 16:18
I would love to see where see puts her ruby slippers at night.
Sageville
March 24, 2015 at 10:01
You spelled “Tody” wrong.
Hammersteyn
March 24, 2015 at 10:30
Tody? I meant Dorothy’s dog from the Wizard of Oz
Ryanza
March 23, 2015 at 16:17
Is her ass creating global warming without the ice?
Admiral Chief
March 24, 2015 at 07:30
So hot it is melting ROCKS