In Other News – 23 November

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Christmas is almost here, and with it, my blood begins to boil. Now don’t get me wrong, I have no trouble spending my paycheck on buying gifts for family friends. It’s just the fact that it means that I have to venture…outside.

And I really don’t like having to deal with the month-end Christmas crowds. It’s like jumping into a pool of sweaty molasses, except that even molasses knows where it wants to go. Its days like that, that make me wish I had gigantic pistons for legs so that I could trample my way through the aisles and get my shopping done.

But I can only afford one of those legs from the mad scientist up the road, and with the price of petrol being so high already, it doesn’t look like a great investment. Maybe this year I’ll just bombard myself with gamma radiation so that I can just Hulk my way through.

In Other News: Serious Sam lives up to his name, Nano Assault gets delayed and the PS Vita goes all virtual.

Here’s the news we didn’t post, because I was busy shopping for purple pants that could withstand sudden growth spurts.

News

Nano Assault officially delayed
No time for jokes: Serious Sam 3 launches today on Steam
Sony kicks off PS Vita advertising campaign
Halo Helljumper fan film series brings the universe back to life
Call of Duty Elite now has a million paying subscribers
Amnesty International does not like Afterfall: Insanity
Want to voice Lillith in the next Borderlands game? Gearbox casting is now open
Get a virtual hands-on experience with the PS Vita

Stuff

Why Batman: Arkham City looks so sexy
The best weapons in Skyrim
Why being a fanboy is bad
Top ten Zelda songs of all time

Videos

The Legend of Zelda: 25th Anniversary Orchestra main theme recording
Serious Sam 3: BFE Launch Trailer
WWE 12 Create a player gameplay

Model: Susan Coffey

Last Updated: November 23, 2011

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