I’ve been feeling tired all week. It’s the result of many late nights thanks to all the games I’ve been playing. Dota? HA! I haven’t touched that beautiful cabbage for a while now. Anyways, these heavy eyelids are quite an annoyance. What would you recommend I use as an eye opener? Gym klapping? Square dancing? Cat petting? Leave your advice below!
In Other News: Counter-Strike gets zombie chickens, Payday 2 gets Keanu Reeves, Grand Theft Auto has myths explained, and Mike Tyson enjoys playing Dethtiny Destiny.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy drooling over the new Avengers trailer… everybody but Geoff.
News
Risk of Rain’s new engine should mean less slowdown
Free Version of Xbox Music to be Axed
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive gets zombie chickens for Halloween
Payday 2 Receives John Wick Themed DLC; Get a Free Game Code by Ordering Tickets on Fandango
Gun Game and Infected confirmed for Advanced Warfare multiplayer
Team Fortress TwoOoOOooOo Halloween Events Return
Stuff
Grand Theft Auto’s Unexplained Myths
Developer bike gang rides across the US to de-stress
What is a Panopticon?
Five Reasons Smash Bros. on the Wii U Will be the Real Deal
Slowpoke: A short story
Apparently, Mike Tyson plays Destiny
Videos
Lords of the Fallen dev addresses complaints about slow-moving characters
“Hatred” Called The Worst Video Game Trailer Ever
What’s on at The Movies
There are no strings in this first trailer, poster and new images for AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON
Trailer breakdown: AVENGERS AGE OF ULTRON
Top List Thursday: Improvised Genius
It’s NIGHTFALL in this first trailer for the new Halo series
There’s something terrible in this trailer for THE WOMAN IN BLACK: ANGEL OF DEATH
Disney loses JOHN CARTER rights; new films in development
Simpsons sued $250m for unlawful character use
Model: Roxy Barker
Last Updated: October 23, 2014
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 23, 2014 at 16:05
Just get a baby, I hear they keep you awake and on your toes at all times.
I’m not sure if the same goes for baby cabbages though. They seem like easy children.
Admiral Chief 0
October 24, 2014 at 08:22
Cabbage Patch Kids…
Guest
October 23, 2014 at 16:06
She’s scared of heights and cockroaches. Well I’m a tall coc
Admiral Chief 0
October 23, 2014 at 16:07
SPIERE
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 23, 2014 at 16:07
Jealous?
Admiral Chief 0
October 23, 2014 at 16:08
Scared
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 23, 2014 at 19:44
Hot damn, she’s got bigger arms than I do.
Corrie
October 23, 2014 at 16:08
Keep the thought that one of the LG crew will kill you in your sleep and use your lifeless body as a feet warmer and your face as a beany
You’ll be up all the time
Too Dark?
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 23, 2014 at 16:09
Technically Rince is staff, so I assume you’re talking about him.
Corrie
October 23, 2014 at 16:16
Nah I had my money on Darryn, But now that I think of it Rince is a good choice
But Shhhhh don’t let Matthew Know who we know would ..you know
HvR
October 23, 2014 at 17:21
No Darryn will put on his pretty dress, sneak in while you are asleep and spoon you while trying to seduce you in his Batman voice.
Equally terrifying though.
Corrie
October 23, 2014 at 17:29
Thanks now I can’t laughing, The thought of the that happening is more terrifying than death.
That would be a real Dark (K)Night
Admiral Chief 0
October 23, 2014 at 16:08
GEOFF Y U NO LIEK NEW AVENGERS?
Hammersteyn
October 23, 2014 at 16:10
It doesn’t have Wolverine like the billion other super hero movies?
Admiral Chief 0
October 23, 2014 at 16:11
Was it 9? Or 7?
Viking Of Divinity
October 23, 2014 at 16:42
7, 8 if you count the cameo in First Class.
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 23, 2014 at 16:11
COS HE IS GEOFF!
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 23, 2014 at 16:12
I thought Geoff disliked everything and everyone
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 23, 2014 at 16:33
Exactly the point you and @Admiral_Chief:disqus should have gotten.
Hammersteyn
October 23, 2014 at 16:09
Procurement Contract Administrator at Engen Refinery, so she probably makes more than me as well.
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 23, 2014 at 16:10
I have one for you cabbage.
Imagine a world without DOTA.
That should keep you awake.
Hammersteyn
October 23, 2014 at 16:12
Cocaine is a nice eye opener. Otherwise think of the teabagging Geoff still owes you.
Admiral Chief 0
October 23, 2014 at 16:15
LOL dat teabag
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 23, 2014 at 16:12
Duh. Double vodka redbull.
Admiral Chief 0
October 23, 2014 at 16:15
Princess tattoo?
Hammersteyn
October 23, 2014 at 16:20
You wouldn’t mind a Princess Bubblegum tattoo, am I right?
Admiral Chief 0
October 23, 2014 at 16:21
Nah, I’m more of a Flame Princess kinda guy
Sageville
October 23, 2014 at 16:32
But, breakfast princess is more delicious, hence your argument is invalid.
Admiral Chief 0
October 24, 2014 at 08:22
I prefer the fear of immolation
Admiral Chief 0
October 23, 2014 at 16:16
I take back my SPIERE comment, I heartily approve
Corrie
October 23, 2014 at 16:17
Of the Cabbage?
Admiral Chief 0
October 23, 2014 at 16:21
Nay sir, of the lass
Corrie
October 23, 2014 at 16:37
Ahhh but what of the Cabbage?
Cabbages want to feel beautiful too
Anon A Mouse
October 23, 2014 at 16:16
Sniff tequila through your nose. I has extra kick.
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October 23, 2014 at 16:20
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Admiral Chief 0
October 23, 2014 at 16:21
ENGLISH!!!
Hammersteyn
October 23, 2014 at 16:22
It’s like spam without the link….
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 23, 2014 at 16:35
wat er dat pressus?
Anon A Mouse
October 23, 2014 at 16:22
Support Liverpool, nuff said.
Sageville
October 23, 2014 at 16:29
That bikini looks cool…. not sure why I felt the need to express that….
Captain JJ in the shadow
October 23, 2014 at 16:31
Dropping ideas for a next birthday gift to you?
*makes a note of it
ReaperOfSquirrels
October 23, 2014 at 16:46
It’s probably designer and more expensive than your monthly eye liner stock
Admiral Chief 0
October 24, 2014 at 08:21
If JJ stops wearing eye liner, he can afford a PS4 AND XBOX One….PER MONTH
Sageville
October 23, 2014 at 19:53
It will need a shit load more heay duty straps than that… but I’m sure I would rock it like a beach-baws….
HvR
October 23, 2014 at 17:19
Well for cat petting (in fact all the Lazygamer cat owners) will probably soon need to apply for permits (with the std few hundred rand annual renewal fee) from Fauna and Flora to keep them as they’ve been upgraded as an invasive species in legislation pushed through by the SPCA
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 23, 2014 at 19:44
Get Tyson started & he’ll talk your ear off about Destiny.
Admiral Chief 0
October 24, 2014 at 08:20
XD
$iCK-BOy
October 24, 2014 at 19:08
How in the nine hells does one even get into a costume / bikini thing thing like that?
“I’m gonna get dressed and go to the beach”
*8 hours later*
“Ok i’m going, see you later”